= Movie of product available; but hosted on YourTube.
= 10 movies of product available; but hosted on YourTube.
= Sound of product available.
= Foul discordant sound that you DON'T want to hear!!!
= Rated PG because of a bit of toilet tongue is audible in one or more of the videos.
= No longer have sample.
* = As above, but conditional: please see the evaluation the link points to.
= Lost/left behind in a move I made on 10-11-04.
* = As above, but conditional: please see the evaluation the link points to.
= Lost/left behind in a move I made on 05-26-06.
* = As above, but conditional: please see the evaluation the link points to.
= Lost/disposed of/left behind in a move I made on 07-26-08.
* = As above, but conditional: please see the evaluation the link points to.
= Out for loan.
= Manufacturer no longer makes product.
= Product not broken but unable to test.
= Failed or was destroyed during or after testing. Just call me "The Flashlight Destructor".
= Product has *PARTIALLY* failed.
= Destroyed during or after testing, but I have another.
= Lost (flying machines only) during or after testing.
= Forced disposal 10-18-08.
* = As above; please see evaluation.
= Forced disposal 10-18-08, but staying in family.
= Forced disposal >01-01-10
= Lost due to storage unit auction on 01-10-17.
= Get the eye bleach! Contains photos that some people might find distasteful.
= Product was DOA (dead on arrival) and could not be tested.
= One or more components broken or lost, but product still has full functionality.
= One or more components broken or lost; product lost some functionality.
(PA) = Passaround (that I still have).
(PA*)= Passaround (that I still have), but with stipulations.
= Gift - no abusive testing.
= Requires spectrographic analysis.
= Packed for a move I made on 07-28-08.
= Requires beam cross-sectional analysis.
= Raw data from my spectrometer.
= Destructive testing has been done.
= Disposable product
= Stolen from me.
= Product has become lost.
= Product may damage or destroy your computer.
= Lost/left behind in a move that I made on 01-15-19
* NOT an ElektroLumens product.
** Actually a "spectroscope", NOT a "spectrometer".
° = "Uranated" - infused with an anion oxide of uranium, *NOT* piddled on. Commonly referred to as "Vaseline glass" because it has a distinct pale yellow-green color when not being irradiated.
Note spelling: "urAnated", not "urEnated","urInated", "urOnated", "urUnated", or sometimes "urYnated".
COUNTER STARTED 10-24-00 COUNTER BROKE AROUND 10-01-02 WITH APPROX 5,500,000 VISITORS. ~2.447 BILLION SERVED SINCE
Contents may be used for educational purposes only without permission; all others please have the courtesy to ask.
I have invested over 49,152 hours of my own time into developing & maintaining this website, so please don't plagiarize it.
User-accessible content
as of 01-21-19
0.034736974512088352094 petabytes,
34.736974512088352094 terabytes,
34,736.974512088352094 gigabytes,
4.34212181401104401175 teraquads,
2071.583184386827267008 terabits.
It will take over 95,169 days
(more than 260 years!!!) to
download every single byte
at a typical maximum dial-up
speed of 48Kbps!!!