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15,520 Busted Light Blubs...er...uh...
Bad Band Names/Album Titles/Song Titles as of 08-12-26
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Optimal Dog Shit in 12 Days Taking a Whiz on a Bowling Ball Throwing a Beach Ball Off a Bridge Safelight Syringe Stink's Like Burning Uranation Vaccuming a Clean Rug Kicking a Urilet Off the Wall Flushing Light Blubs Down the Sink Loser Loser Snoozing Shoozer!!! Mr Sandman, Give Me a Swirlie Bleeding Sunglasses Shut the Patio Door!!! Curling Up into the Fecal Position Bob's Boogers Flushing a Urilet for Satin Sakes A URANATOR MINT?!? Winner Winner Broccoli Dinner Going Faith Hilling for Satin Sakes Cohl's Father Who Pee'd in the Baptismal Again? Hannah Choi is a "Homosexicle" Uranation Potatoe Ratatittie Wearing one of those Fagot Manbuns Going from Snoozer to Loser Macho Macho Dog, I Want to be A Macho Dog!!! Where's the Toliet?!? (pron., "toa'LIE'et") What's Rotten in Denmark? Shampoo with Argon Oil Piddling Down the Drane ♪ 'Cause It's a Fag Bar, ♪ ♪ Where All the Fags Are!!! ♪ Flutes are Totally Gay Farting on a Toliet Wonder Woman Demolishing a Uranator Who Shat in the Dustbin? Skincare can Start in the Wash Room Pissed-Off Cookie World You're Doormouse Stink's You're Madagascar Hissing Cockroach Reek's Popping a Beach Ball ♪ In Veal, In Ton! ♪ Kicking Dragonfly Larvae for Satin Sakes He Tried to Drown Himself in the Toliet The Passion of the Satin A Strand of Christmas Darks Flushing Goldfish Down a Uranal Tampons Floating in the Poddy Popping a Boil in your Pissbladder Flushing a Live Moccofone* Drinking Used Dooshes Silence of the Goldfish Get Your Cockroaches in a Row A Plastic Toy Soldier on Death Row And the Dog was Licking His -- BALLS!!! Changes in Appetite, Thirst, or Uranation You're Doghouse Reek's Who "Pist" on my Crescent Wrench? Sticky Cheese UFC (Unidentified Flying Camera) Caplighta. Let In the LIGHT. Helicopter Mania Shitsu Pillow Dixie Cups Full of Poddy Rental Car Stink's like Doody! A Drumstick with a Ghetto Blaster on it Blowing a Raspberry for Satin Sakes Cutting the Cheese at Wall*Mart Kohl's Nephew (Hiscox): ♪ But there's No Business like Show Business! ♪ Zifaxan With a "Z" ON BEER FOR CHRIST SAKES!!! Named After a Duck's Dork Ostriches Need Clear Vision Baby Goats Do Too!!! That's So Shackvana!!! Computer-Generated Gin Joint Don't Answer the Fone! Back to the Poddy Factory Tomorrow Kayne Northeast Something About Gay Whales Fistful of Swirlio Sphere Me!!! Passion of the Beluga Whale Hexagon Me! Claratin-B Throws Sucker Punches Public Cubism Spheroid Eraser Nature's "Taper" "Powels" Will the Real Arlene Fukai Please Stand Up? Who Put a Spoon in the Garbage Disposal? A Bottle of Shampoopoo Father Jokes ♪ Raspberry Bidet!!! ♪ Epglyss Makes you go Tee-Tee Who's the Idiotard Who Flushed Busted Light Bulbs? Some band names were inspired by some of Worm Quartet's choons, and lyrics from same. And yes, I know the difference between "urinate" / "urination" and "uranate" / "uranation". "Urinate" / "urination" is the act of pissing and the actual micturition (pee). "Uranate" / "uranation" is a compound containing the metal uranium and uranium salts/oxide combining with something else (usually molten glass). "Micturition" is simply the act of going poddy or the actual piss itself. "Enuresis" is involuntary noctural urination - usually pissing the bed. And yes, I know that the Lunesta "butterfly" is actually a luna moth. The word "embouchure" refers to the movements of the lips and muscles of the mouth when playing a wind instrument such as a tromboner or a tuba.Photograph of uranated glass marbles fluorescing under UVA radiation. I also do ***NOT*** condone violence against animals, and would never even consider doing things to them shown on this list! My "Fave Five" (to borrow a phrase from a cellular telephone commercial), in no particular order, would probably be: Gooseneck Shiites Police Candiosity Cancer of the Shower Nozzle Electronic Fishbulb It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot! {I used this in a number of demos I wrote for the C=64 computer in the early-1990s}
Though not a band name, I "hear" this song every day when I shovel out the kitty litter boxes (it is done 4x a day): "Cleaning out {cymbals crashing} The plastic cat toliets Cleaning out {cymbals crashing} The krabby patties Cleaning out {cymbals crashing} The plastic cat toliets Cleaning out {cymbals crashing} The sewer pickles" (Refrain (repeat) at least two times)
I also "hear" the Spongebob Squarepants song with a "slight" alteration of the lyrics: HOW THE SONG IS SUPPOSED TO GO: Captain: Are you ready kids? Kids: Aye-aye Captain. Captain: I can't hear you... Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!! Captain: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish... Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: Ready? Everybody: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha. HOW I "HEAR" THE SONG: Pirate: Are you ready baby fags? Baby fags: Aye-aye pirate. Pirate: I can't hear you... Baby fags: Aye-Aye pirate!! Pirate: ♪ Oooooooo! Who lives in a uranal under the sea? ♪ Baby fags: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪ Pirate: ♪Who's highly toxic and soaked with cat pee? ♪ Baby fags: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪ Pirate: ♪ His bladder infection cannot be dismissed... ♪ Baby fags: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪ Pirate: ♪ So throw in the toilet and plunge as you wish! ♪ Baby fags: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪ Pirate: Ready? Everybody: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! SpongeBob PissPants! SpongeBob PissPants! ♪ Pirate: ♪ SpongeBob...PissPants! ♪ {SpongeBob plays ~9 notes on the "yerinater" flute} SpongeBob's "flute" .WAV sound, ~20K (20,432 bytes).
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