VIDEOS MADE BY THE ZLL SG700 BRUSHLESS 4K DRONE (Pg 1)



Flights Made by the ZLL SG700 MAX 4K Dual Camera 5G WIFI FPV Drone w/ GPS (Pg. 1)
Last updated 01-23-22



Cool wx.* flight of my ZLL SG700 MAX 4K Dual Camera 5G WIFI FPV Drone w/ GPS and EIS 01-14-22 (1080p) (1)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a futbol (socker) pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located alongside W. Dakota Ave. (some true-blue total buttsnoipe has it spelled *DACOTA* on their mailbox very nearby, hahaha!!!) between N. Cedar Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:41am PST on 01-14-22 (or, "2022-01-14T07:41" or "2022 14 Jan." or even, "January 14, Twenty-Twisted Sticks" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were heavy fog (visibility ~0.03 miles {0.05km}; IFR for real pilots, VFR for very low-altitude pilots), temperature was 41°F (5°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "rotten albino donkey uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the sodding things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally dead clam at the surface.

The music that you hear is the choon, "Akai MPC Renaissance" by the German electronica group Monkey Zound.

This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some piss ant "destroid" a lawnmower!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

I used my Apple Ipad Mini4 as an FPV device because none of my cellular telephones would work.

When I landed the drone, the pylons (propeller arms) were soaking wet almost as though some true blue total asshaberdasher had taken a wee all over them. :-/

* Brief because I only flew with one goal in mind: to fly above the fog. With my goal accomplished, I decreased altitude, buzzed around for a couple of minutes, saw that there was really nothing to see because of the dense fog, and landed the drone.

** Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 49°F (9.4°C) at flight time.




***NSFW*** Brief* "lazer blazer"** flight of my ZLL SG700 MAX 4K Dual Camera 5G WIFI FPV Drone w/ GPS and EIS 01-13-22 (1080p) (1)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:56pm PST on 01-13-22 (or, "2022-01-13T18:56" or "2022 13 Jan." or even, "January 13, Twenty-Twisted Sticks" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were dense fog, temperature was 55°F (12.8°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong giraffe poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the sodding things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable not exceeding 1.00mph (1.61kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear zax from the Amiga demo, "Software Make the Dance Foam Oil" by Ephidrena and Rave Network Overscan.

I added, "***NSFW***" (Not Safe For Work) because the zax has some toliet tongue in it ({vulgar slang term for sexual intercourse}) and I'd hate to learn that you got shitcanned from your job because you were watching the video, the boss walked by, and heard the computer asking to have its speakers douched out with soap. :-O

This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" the theme song for the now-defunct TV program, "Shalom in the Home".
To wit:

♪ This might sound a bit bizzare ♪
♪ Going bye-bye in the car ♪
♪ Cuz bringing peace into the home ♪
♪ Is the meaning of shalom! ♪

I used my Apple Ipad Mini4 as an FPV device because none of my cellular telephones would work.

*THE DRONE WAS TOLIET BOWLING DURING MUCH OF THE FLIGHT. :-(*

* Brief because I just wanted to see how the drone's camera "saw" the different wavelengths of laser radiation that I exposed it to.

** Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 49°F (9.4°C) at flight time.

** "lazer blazer" -- note the blatant misspelling of the word, "laser".
I've been working with lasers since the mid-1970s, so I had *BETTER* know how to spell it properly. ;-)




Brief* maiden flight of my ZLL SG700 MAX 4K Dual Camera 5G WIFI FPV Drone w/ GPS 01-11-22 (1080p) (1)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a futbol (socker) pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located alongside W. Dakota Ave. (some true-blue total buttsnoipe has it spelled *DACOTA* on their mailbox very nearby, hahaha!!!) between N. Cedar Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 3:41pm PST on 01-11-22 (or, "2022-01-11T15:41" or "2022 11 Jan." or even, "January 11, Twenty-Twisted Sticks" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 64°F (17.8°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong horse urnie yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the sodding things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable not exceeding 1.00mph (1.61kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear is the choon, "(21st Century) Digital Boy" by Bad Religion.

This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d vaccumed up a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

I used my Apple Ipad Mini4 as an FPV device because none of my cellular telephones would work.

* Brief because I had significant control issues especially at low altitudes.
So I just said fv¢k ¡t and brought the drone in while I still *HAD* a drone to bring in. :-(








Videos Made By the ZLL SG700 MAX 4K Dual Camera 5G WIFI FPV Drone w/ GPS (Pg. 1)







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