Flights Made by the No Name Orange Drone (Pg. 1)
Last updated 02-03-22
***NSFBE*** Brief* flight of my No Name Orange Drone 01-25-22 (1080p) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a futbol (socker) pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located alongside W. Dakota Ave. (some true-blue total butt wagon has it spelled *DACOTA* on their mailbox very nearby, hahaha!!!) near N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 3:37pm PST on 01-27-22 (or, "2022-01-27T15:37" or "2022 27 Jan." or even, "January 27, Twenty-Twisted Sticks" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 71°F (21.7°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong sugar glider poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 5.70mph (9.18kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "Nigga, Nigga, Nigga" by Gangsta Rap from 2007.
I finished off with the choon, "99 Ways to Die" by Megadeth.
I added, "***NSFBE***" (Not Safe For Black Ears) because even though it's spelled, "Nigga" it still sounds a lot like the N-word when sung.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)
The flight looks somewhat discontinuous because the videos were a bit fuxxored.
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some bogus pisson poo'ed in the dryer!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
* Brief because the optical flow positioning system appears to have become fuxxored; despite the *VERY LIGHT* breeze, the drone would frequently drift *INTO* the breeze rather than be carried away *BY* it.
So I just said fv¢k ¡t and landed the PWPOSMF because flying it seemed more like a chore than something relaxing and fun to do. :-(
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME READY-WHIP TO GO WITH ALL OF THE FV¢K!Ñ6 JELLO? :-O
Brief* flight of my No Name Orange Drone 01-25-22 (1080p) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a futbol (socker) pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located alongside W. Dakota Ave. (some true-blue total pantywaste has it spelled *DACOTA* on their mailbox very nearby, hahaha!!!) between N. Cedar Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 3:01pm PST on 01-25-22 (or, "2022-01-25T15:01" or "2022 25 Jan." or even, "January 25, Twenty-Twisted Sticks" if you prefer).
I directed the forward camera's lens slightly downward pre-flight, and I briefly switched cameras mid-flight.
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 65°F (18.3°C), and winds measured
with my el stupido "strong albino jackass poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the sodding things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable not exceeding 2.90mph (4.67kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the loader for the Commodore 64 computer video game, "Hunter's Moon" by Thalamus Ltd from 1987 -- Matt Gray wrote the zax .
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some bogus pisson busted an X-Box!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
* Brief because the optical flow positioning system appears to have become fuxxored; despite the *VERY LIGHT* breeze, the drone would frequently drift *INTO* the breeze rather than be carried away *BY* it.
So I just said fv¢k ¡t and landed the PWPOSMF because flying it seemed more like a chore rather than something relaxing and fun to do. :-(
***NSFYE*** Cold wx.* test flight** of my No Name Orange Drone 01-25-22 (1080p) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:20am PST on 01-25-22 (or, "2022-01-25T07:20" or "2022 25 Jan." or even, "January 25, Twenty-Twisted Sticks" if you prefer).
The drone hit a tree and crashed; however I was able to relaunch at once and continue my test.
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 29°F (-1.8°C), and winds measured
with my el stupido "strong donkey pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the sodding things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally dead clam at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but relaxing) bubble bath (add a generous extra squirt or two of bubble soap to the bath water -- trust me, you'll need them!), and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Exciter.
(The choon is, "War is Hell").
I finished off with the choon, "Recursively Anatomically Correct" by the Rochester NY. synth electropunk comedy act Worm Quartet.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Exciter has *NO SWEAT DULCET TONES* and is most certainly neither *NICE* nor *SOOTHING!!!* ;-)
It's like Mexican Red Legs Tarantula venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons floating in their toliets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that dented can of "baby poop brown" aerosol paint (most paint huffers know that silver and gold spray paint gets you the most wasted, hahaha!!!) and the holey, paint-soaked, slightly yellowed Worm Qurtet hoodie (that smells a bit urinous {like poddy}, hahaha!) that fell into the head earlier this morning and they missed the wastepaperbasket when they tried to discard the yucking fucky things. :-)
(That hoodie was holey?!? Maybe they should invest in some mothballs {naphthalene or 1,4-Dichlorobenzene [aka. paradichlorobenzene]} -- and get that damn stupid butt wagon to stop passing micturition (piddling) on the sodding thing as well, hahaha!!! ;-D)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d vaccumed up a sock!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
* Cold weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 11°F (-11.7°C to 32°F (0°C) at flight time.
** test flight because this was simply a test of how long the flight battery lasted.
Brief* maiden flight of my No Name Orange Drone 01-24-22 (1080p) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a futbol (socker) pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located alongside W. Dakota Ave. (some true-blue total pantywaste has it spelled *DACOTA* on their mailbox very nearby, hahaha!!!) between N. Cedar Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 4:16pm PST on 01-24-22 (or, "2022-01-24T16:16" or "2022 24 Jan." or even, "January 24, Twenty-Twisted Sticks" if you prefer).
The app inexplicably stopped recording several times; thankfully it terminates recording with an audible beep -- though the first time it did this I was not aware of what the beep signified so I lost a couple of minutes of the flight.
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 66°F (18.9°C), and winds measured
with my el stupido "strong horse urnie yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the sodding things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable not exceeding 2.90mph (4.67kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is the choon, "Freakopolis" by the Australian group Parralox and the choon, "R2-D2 (Lives in My Ass)" by the Rochester NY. synth electropunk comedy act Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d vaccumed up a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
I already know that this, "Hoo Phlung Pu" drone is a PWPOSMF (Pussywhipped Piece Of Shit Motherfucker); it has more trouble than the Pope caught in the little girl's restroom.
1: Drone does not EIS (it was advertised to).
2: Drone does not have a gimbal (it was advertised to).
3: Drone's camera performs exceptionally poorly in low-light situations.
4: Has gears and brushed motors, not brushless as advertised.
5: The camera angle can be adjusted but it must be done manually before you take off; it was advertised to have an "electric" camera angle adjustment that could be done from the radio.
6: The battery in the radio was advertised as rechargeable; in reality it requires 3x AAA disposable cells.
7: Exhibits an unexpectedly large amount of "jello".
It is destined to receive that "prestigious" {cough, sputter, sound of a toliet flushing} "Zero Stars! Whip Out Your Ding-A-Ling or Sit On the Poddy and Uranate On It!" rating when I publish its evaluation on my website on 01-26-22. :-(
* Brief because I had significant control issues especially at higher altitudes.
The optical flow positioning system *DOES* function however; the drone was easily able to fight the breeze at low altitudes. :-)
Videos Made By the No Name Orange Drone (Pg. 1)
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