VIDEOS MADE BY THE CONTIXO F24 1080P BRUSHLESS FOLDABLE DRONE W/ GIMBAL* (Pg 41)
Videos Made By the Contixo F24 1080p Brushless Foldable Drone w/ Gimbal* (Pg. 41)
Last updated 06-23-21
Flite* of my Contixo F24 Brushless Drone 05-23-21 (1080p) (1)
Flite* took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a futbol (socker) pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located alongside W. Dakota Ave. (some true-blue total asshaberdasher has it spelled *DACOTA* on their mailbox very nearby, hahaha!!!) between N. Barton Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:31am PDT on 05-23-21 (or, "2021-05-23T07:31" or "2021 23 May." or even, "May 23, Twenty-Twisted Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 61°F (16.1°C) increasing to 66°F (18.9°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong hedgehog urnie yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally dead calm but with occasional gusts to 4.50mph (7.25kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but relaxing) bubble bath (add a generous extra squirt or two of bubble soap to the bath water -- trust me, you'll need them!), and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Anthrax (the choons are, "Black Lodge" and approx. 90% of the song, "Invisible").
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Anthrax has *NO SWEAT DULCET TONES* and is most certainly neither *NICE* nor *SOOTHING!!!* ;-)
It's like Sydey Funnel Web Spider venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons floating in their loos or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that dented can of Christmas tree green spray paint (most paint huffers know that silver and gold spray paint gets you the most wasted, hahaha!) and the holey, paint-soaked, slightly yellowed Slayer T-shirt (that smells a bit urinous {like poddy}, hahaha!) that fell into the "toylet" earlier this morning and they missed the wastepaperbasket when they tried to discard the yucking fucky things. :-)
(That T-shirt was holey?!? Maybe they should invest in some mothballs {naphthalene or 1,4-Dichlorobenzene [aka. paradichlorobenzene]} -- and get that damn stupid butt wagon to stop passing micturition (uranating) on the sodding thing as well, hahaha!!! ;-D)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ?
? From your ßµ?#Ø£€** to your ?€nµs ?
? Some piss ant drank a bunch of shampoo!!! ?
{~850ms pause}
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ?
I launched with the flight battery that TDR Drones so graciously furnished in August 2020.
It used to provide 20-minute flights, but after ~130 charge/discharge cycles, it appears to be petering out. :-(
* "flite" instead of "flight" and "lite" instead of "light" because...well I'll just let the scroll text of the PC computer demo, "It's Me Again" written by Urine Potato of the C=64 and pee-cee demo group TDM (from 2010) do the talking here:
A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE"... EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. LIGHT AND LITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
&* ßµ?#Ø£€ (bumhole) = how you say the word, "asshole" in the UK.
Flight of my Contixo F24 Brushless Drone 05-20-21 (1080p) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a futbol (socker) pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located alongside W. Dakota Ave. (some true-blue total asshaberdasher has it spelled *DACOTA* on their mailbox very nearby, hahaha!!!) between N. Barton Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:32pm PDT on 05-20-21 (or, "2021-05-20T18:32" or "2021 20 May." or even, "May 20, Twenty-Twisted Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 75°F (23.9°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong Maine Coon kitten poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were very gusty with winds from tje E. steady at 8.80mph (14.17kph) with occasional gusts to 20.00mph (32.20kph) at the surface.
You can see the little drone being beat up pretty good by the wind as there is no camera gimbal. :-(
That music that you hear is zax from several demos & games for the Commodore 64 computer.
*LONG LIVE THE 6581 SID CHIP!!!* :-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ?
? From your ßµ?#Ø£€*** to your ?€nµs ?
? Some piss ant hoovered up dead socks!!! ?
{~850ms pause}
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ?
I launched with the flight battery that TDR Drones so graciously furnished in August 2020.
It used to provide 20-minute flights, but after ~129 charge/discharge cycles, it appears to be petering out. :-(
* ßµ?#Ø£€ (bumhole) = how you say the word, "asshole" in the UK.
Brief* flight of my Contixo F24 Brushless Drone 05-19-21 (1080p) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 1:18pm PDT on 05-19-21 (or, "2021-05-19T13:18" or "2021 19 May." or even, "May 19, Twenty-Twisted Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 80°F (26.7°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong beluga whale tinkle yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 6.00mph (9.66kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is the choon, "Trance It" by the German electronica group Monkey Zound.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ?
? From your ßµ?#Ø£€** to your ?€nµs ?
? Some piss ant wolfed down urinal cakes!!! ?
{~850ms pause}
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ?
I launched with the flight battery that TDR Drones so graciously furnished in August 2020.
It used to provide 20-minute flights, but after ~126 charge/discharge cycles, it appears to be going down the tube. :-(
* Brief because for reasons as-of-yet unknown, the drone went into LVC (Low Voltage Cutoff) and auto-landed at just ~5:20. :-/
** ßµ?#Ø£€ (bumhole) = how you say the word, "asshole" in the UK.
Flite* of my Contixo F24 Brushless Drone 05-17-21 (1080p) (1)
Flite* took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:38pm PDT on 05-17-21 (or, "2021-05-17T19:38" or "2021 17 May." or even, "May 17, Twenty-Twisted Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 82°F (27.7°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong ground squirrel poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally dead clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are a pair of choons by Def Leppard.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ?
? From your ßµ?#Ø£€* to your ?€nµs ?
? Some butt dumpling poddied a carafe!!! ?? (pron., "/k?'ræf/")
{~850ms pause}
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ?
I launched with the flight battery that TDR Drones so graciously furnished in August 2020.
It used to provide 20-minute flights, but after ~125 charge/discharge cycles, it appears to be going down the tube. :-(
* "Flite" instead of "Flight" because...well I'll just let the scroll text of the PC computer demo, "It's Me Again" written by Urine Potato of the C=64 and pee-cee demo group TDM (from 2010) do the talking here:
A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE"... EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. LIGHT AND LITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
** ßµ?#Ø£€ (bumhole) = how you say the word, "asshole" in the UK.
***NSFYE*** Flite* of my Contixo F24 Brushless Drone 05-16-21 (1080p) (1)
Flite* took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a futbol (socker) pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located alongside W. Dakota Ave. (some true-blue total ass blossom has it spelled *DACOTA* on their mailbox very nearby, hahaha!!!) between N. Barton Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 11:15am PDT on 05-16-21 (or, "2021-05-24T11:15" or "2021 16 May" or even, "May 16, Twenty-Twisted Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny, temperature was 68°F (20°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "rotten elk poddy pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the sodding things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 7.20mph (11.59kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but relaxing) bubble bath (add a generous extra squirt or two of bubble soap to the bath water -- trust me, you'll need them!), and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Twisted Sister.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Twisted Sister has *NO SWEAT DULCET TONES* and is most certainly neither *NICE* nor *SOOTHING!!!* ;-)
It's like king cobra snake venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons floating in their "toylets" or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that dented can of school bus yellow spray paint (most paint huffers know that silver and gold spray paint gets you the most wasted, hahaha!!!) and the holey, paint-soaked, slightly yellowed Worm Quartet T-shirt (that smells a bit urinous (like poddy), hahaha!) that fell into the loo earlier this morning and they missed the wastepaperbasket when they tried to discard the yucking fucky things. :-)
(That T-shirt was holey?!? Maybe they should invest in some mothballs {naphthalene or 1,4-Dichlorobenzene [aka. paradichlorobenzene]} -- and get that damn stupid butt wagon to stop passing micturition (whizzing) on the sodding thing as well, hahaha!!! ;-D)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ?
? From your ßµ?#Ø£€** to your ?€nµs ?
? Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d blew up a carafe!!! ? (pron., "/k?'ræf/")
{~850ms pause}
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ?
I launched with the flight battery that TDR Drones so graciously furnished in August 2020.
It used to provide 20-minute flights, but after ~124 charge/discharge cycles, it appears to be going down the tube. :-(
* "Flite" instead of "Flight" because...well I'll just let the scroll text of the PC computer demo, "It's Me Again" written by Urine Potato of the C=64 and pee-cee demo group TDM (from 2010) do the talking here:
A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE"... EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. LIGHT AND LITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
** ßµ?#Ø£€ (bumhole) = how you say the word, "asshole" in the UK.
Warm weather* flight of my Contixo F24 Brushless Drone 05-14-21 (1080p) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 3:20pm PDT on 05-14-21 (or, "2021-05-24T15:20" or "2021 14 May" or even, "May 14, Twenty-Twisted Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny, temperature was 92°F (33.4°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong Siamese cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the sodding things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 3.00mph (4.83kph) at the surface.
That music that you hear are a couple of choons by the German electronica group Monkey Zound.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ?
? From your ßµ?#Ø£€** to your ?€nµs ?
? Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d pee'd on panty hose!!! ?
{~850ms pause}
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ?
I launched with the flight battery that TDR Drones so graciously furnished in August 2020.
It used to provide 20-minute flights, but after ~123 charge/discharge cycles, it appears to be going down the tube. :-(
The flight was just a bit abbreviated because the drone started inexplicably toliet bowling. So I brought it in just to be on the safe side.
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
** ßµ?#Ø£€ (bumhole) = how you say the word, "asshole" in the UK.
Warm weather* flight of my Contixo F24 Brushless Drone 03-28-21 (720p**) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:29pm PDT on 03-28-21 (or, "2021-03-28T17:29" or "2021 28 Mar." or even, "March 28, Twenty-Twisted Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny, temperature was 86°F (30°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong rat urnie yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the sodding things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 4.20mph (6.76kph) at the surface.
That music that you hear is zax called, "Nemesis the Warlock" by Rob Hubbard on the Commodore 64 computer.
*LONG LIVE THE 6581 SID CHIP!!!* :-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ?
? From your ßµ?#Ø£€*** to your ?€nµs ?
? Some dimbulb fv¢kw€€d vaccumed up a shoe!!! ?
{~850ms pause}
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ?
I launched with the flight battery that TDR Drones so graciously furnished in August 2020.
It used to provide 20-minute flights, but after ~122 charge/discharge cycles, it appears to be going down the tube. :-(
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
** 720p because the video recorded to the MicroSD chip was extremely brief (approx one minute) for reasons as-of-yet unknown; I snagged this video off of my FPV device.
*** ßµ?#Ø£€ (bumhole) = how you say the word, "asshole" in the UK.
Extremely brief* LOS** fight of my Contixo F24 Brushless Drone 03-22-21 (1080p) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:41pm PDT on 03-22-21 (or, "2021-03-22T18:41" or "2021 22 Mar." or even, "March 22, Twenty-Twisted Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
I DON'T KNOW WHY THE FLIGHT APPEARS SO FRAGMENTED; SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK!!!
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly cloudy, temperature was 65°F (18.3°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong beluga whale poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the sodding things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 1.70mph (2.74kph) at the surface.
That music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer game, "Flashback" by US Gold from 1992.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it causes you to become piddled off or makes your ears bleed. ;-)
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ?
? From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ?€nµs ?
? Some butt wagon poddied a violin!!! ?***
{~850ms pause}
? Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ?
I launched with the flight battery that TDR Drones so graciously furnished in August 2020.
It used to provide 20-minute flights, but after ~121 charge/discharge cycles, it appears to be going down the tube. :-(
* Extremely brief because for reasons as-of-yet unknown, the drone only recorded the first 1:26 of the flight. :-(
** LOS (Line Of Sight) because my FPV device has decided to make itself scarce -- e.g., I am not able to locate it.
It has no cellular service, so calling it to listen for it ringing is off the table. :-(
*** A violin can indeed be uranated into if the asshaberdasher pisses in the instrument's F-holes located on the front surface of the violin's body.
Videos Made By the Contixo F24 1080p Brushless Foldable Drone w/ Gimbal* (Pg. 41)
* Gimbal -- -- horse puckey! Horse puckey!! HOOOOOOOORRRRSE PUCKEY!!! :-(
It behaves very similarly to a JJPRO "EPIK+" X5 drone in this regard; you can adjust the camera's Y-axis (vertical tilt) from the radio, but no, no gimbal.
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