VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 40)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 40)
Last updated 05-10-20
BRIEF FINAL* flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK+" Drone 05-07-20 (1440p).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the western perimeter of Granite Park (a trio of baseball diamonds) located at 4082 N. Cedar Ave. Fresno CA. USA at 8:42am PST on 05-07-20 (or, "2020 05-07T08:42" or, "2020 07 May." or even, "May 07, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were fair, temperature was 68°F (20°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong Siamese cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 1.00mph (1.61kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "Tooth and Nail" by the hair metal group Dokken.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
L'organisme cybernétique gai, un peu gros (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez la séance dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme un sac de roches» les batteries mortes sacrées dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The gay, somewhat fat cybernetic organism (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a bag of rocks" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* BRIEF FINAL because as I was over one of the baseball diamonds, the drone collided *HARD* with a 60-foot tall light standard and plummeted to earth.
It was mainly intact, but one of the motors was sheared right off the end of its pylon, taking part of the pylon itself with it -- this probably occurred during the actual collision rather then when it impacted terra firma.
I found the drone in the late afternoon; apparently one of the groundscrew had found it and tossed its lifeless, broken body into an area accessible to the general public.
***NSFYE*** Sunset flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK+" Drone 05-06-20 (1440p) (3)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located between the intersections of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. & N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:49pm PDT on 05-06-20 (or, "2020-05-06T19:49" or "2020 06 May" or even, "May 06, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
The first part of this flight is primarily a "follow me" mission using the "follow me" function of the app.
This turned out mediocre at best; it wasn't piss-poor but wasn't fantastik either. :-/
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny becoming mostly clear as the stellar type G2 main sequence yellow dwarf star at the center of our planetary system sank below the horizon, temperature was 77°F (25°C), and winds measured with my el stupido sodding "strong zebra poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 9.80mph (15.78kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but relaxing) bubble bath (add an extra generous squirt or two of Mr. Bubble® {trust me, you'll need them!!!}), and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing SOD and Slayer. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
SOD and Slayer have *NO SWEAT DULCET TONES* and is most certainly neither *NICE* nor *SOOTHING!!!* ;-)
It's like box jellyfish venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons* floating in their loos or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that dented can of bronze spray paint and the holey, paint-soaked, slightly yellowed (formerly white) bath towel that fell into the commode earlier this morning and they missed the wastepaperbasket when they tried to throw the yucking fucky thing away. :-)
(That towel was holey?!? Maybe they should invest in some mothballs {naphthalene or 1,4-Dichlorobenzene [aka. paradichlorobenzene]} next time around -- might be a good idea to get the buttknocker to stop pissing on the damn thing as well, hahaha!! ! ;-D)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
That violet "flare" you see very early and again somewhat late into the flight is just me taking pot shots at the drone with my Assassin 405nm Adjustable Focus Rechargeable Violet Laser.
L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Battery temperature was measured at 112.4°F (44.7°C) approx. 45 seconds after landing.
Flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK+" Drone 05-04-20 (1440p) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the N. parking lot of Hands-On Hydroponics located at 3320 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 10:50am PDT on 05-04-20 (or, "2020-05-04T10:50" or "2020 04 May" or even, "May 04, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 71°F (21.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong moose pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam but with occasional gusts variable to 5.50mph (8.86kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the German electronica group Kraftwerk.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Battery temperature was measured at 112.0°F (44.4°C) approx. 45 seconds after landing.
Failed meteor-hunting* mission of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK+" Drone 05-04-20 (1440p) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 2:00am PDT straight up on 05-04-20 (or, "2020-05-04T02:00" or "2020 04 May" or even, "May 04, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 59°F (15°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong beluga whale poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam but with occasional gusts from the N. to 1.00mph (1.61kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the German electronica group Monkey Zound.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
That greenish-blue "flare" you see very early into the flight is just me taking pot shots at the drone with my Directly-Injected 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen.
L'organisme cybernétique gai, un peu gros (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The gay, somewhat fat cybernetic organism (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
Battery temperature was measured at 104.1°F (40°C) approx. 45 seconds after landing.
* Failed meteor-hunting mission because I attempted to catch the Eta Aquarids meteor storm but no meteors were seen. So this video might be one of the most boring ones that I've ever published. :-/
The only space body I was able to capture on video was the planet Jupiter.
Flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK+" Drone 05-03-20 (1440p) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:34pm DT on 05-03-20 (or, "2020-05-03T17:34" or "2020 03 May" or even, "May 03, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 80°F (26.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong beluga whale poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the N. gusting to 6.30mph 10.14kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the PC computer demo, "Second Reality" aka., "Unreal ][" by the Finnish pee-cee demo group Future Crew.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
L'organisme cybernétique gai, un peu gros (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The gay, somewhat fat cybernetic organism (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
Battery temperature was measured at 112.0°F (44.4°C) approx. 45 seconds after landing.
Flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK+" Drone 05-03-20 (1440p) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 12:37pm PDT on 05-03-20 (or, "2020-05-03T12:37" or "2020 03 May" or even, "May 03, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 75°F (23.9°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong warthog uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the N. gusting to 10.00mph (16.10kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups Crionics and The Silents.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Battery temperature was measured at 112.0°F (44.4°C) approx. 45 seconds after landing.
***NSFYE*** Flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK+" Drone 05-02-20 (1440p) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 4:44pm PDT on 05-02-20 (or, "2020-05-02T16:44" or "2020 02 May" or even, "May 02, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 79°F (26.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong warthog uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were very gusty and somewhat variable (but mainly from the N.) to approx. 20mph (32.20kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Metallica.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Metallica has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (well, except for the songs, "Orion" and, "The Call of Ktulu" and neither of these songs are in tonight's video)
and is most certainly neither *NICE* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like bullet ant venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons floating in their loos or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that dented can of silver spray paint and the holey, paint-soaked red hand towel that fell into the commode earlier this morning and they missed the wastepaperbasket when they tried to throw the yucking fucky thing away. :-)
(That towel was holey?!? Maybe they should invest in some mothballs {naphthalene or 1,4-Dichlorobenzene [aka. paradichlorobenzene]} next time around, hahaha!!! ;-D)
L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Battery temperature was measured at 106.1°F (41.1°C) approx. 45 seconds after landing.
Somewhat brief* near-sunset flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK+" Drone 05-01-20 (1440p) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:55pm PDT on 05-01-20 (or, "2020-05-01T19:55" or "2020 01 May" or even, "May 01, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 79°F (26.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten pig poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "One" and, "The Small Hours" by Metallica.
These songs aren't that head-splitting, "make-your-ears-bleed" kind of metal, so I did not prefix the video's title with, "***NSFYE***" like I would for most other Metallica, Anthrax, Slayer, Megadeth, Raven, Exciter, etc. songs.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
That greenish-blue "flare" and beam that you see early and again late into the flight was just me (unsuccessfully) attempting to shoot down the little (or, "not-so-little") plastic drone with my Directly-Injected 5mW 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen.
L'organisme cybernétique gai, un peu gros (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The gay, somewhat fat cybernetic organism (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
Battery temperature was measured at 107.4°F (41.9°C) approx. 45 seconds after landing.
* Somewhat brief because LVC kicked in a bit sooner than expected; I'm not going to piss & moan about the low flight time just yet -- this type of battery (LiPo) needs to be "broken in" like a good pair of shoes before it reaches its peak operating efficiency (longer flight times).
Windy day flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-03-19 (1080p) (4).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the grassy field adjacent to the Apex Granite Outlet located at 4708 N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 9:31am PST on 03-04-19 (or, "2019-03-04T09:31" or "2019 04 Mar." or even, "March 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 56°F (13.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten click beetle grub poddy* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the ESE and gusty to 10.00mph (16.10kph) at the surface with significantly higher extended gusts at altitude.
The music that you hear are several songs by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Click beetle grubs (larvae) (all insects actually) do not go to have a wee like most people do (by storing their uranation in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when their pissinary bladder is full -- the larval insect would not be able to flush the head anyway); therefore there is really no such thing as click beetle grub poddy. ;-)
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-03-19 (1080p) (3).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the grassy field adjacent to Central Cal Metals* in Fresno CA. USA at 9:11am PST on 03-04-19 (or, "2019-03-04T09:11" or "2019 04 Mar." or even, "March 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 56°F (13.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid
"strong giraffe pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 3.70mph (5.96kph) at the surface with significantly higher extended gusts at altitude.
The music that you hear are several songs by the quasi-metal group Krokus.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* This is my final flight at this particular location; an older gentleman (a foreman I believe) drove up to me and politely told me that this is private property and to make any future flights outside the gate.
So I told him that I would land my UAV at once and skidaddle.
***NSFYE*** Pre-sunrise flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-04-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:22am PST on 03-04-19 (or, "2019-03-04T06:22" or "2019 04 Mar." or even, "March 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 51°F (10.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten wolf spider piddle* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 3.70mph (5.96kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the metal group Slayer.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the title because not everybody who comes to YouTube to watch R/C drone videos is a metalhead and would appreciate the surprise unwelcome earwhipping. :-)
I might be a headbanger but that doesn't mean that you have to be one as well to enjoy my flight videos. ;-)
* Wolf spiders (all arachnids, actually) do not take a leak like most people do (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into a bottle when the bladder is full -- the spider would have trouble flushing as well); therefore there is really no such thing as wolf spider piddle. ;-)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 40)
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