VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 31)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 31)
Last updated 10-25-19
FINAL?* flite** of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK" Drone 07-05-19 (1080p) (1)
Flite* took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:52am PDT on 07-05-19 (or, "2019-07-05T06:52" or "2019 05 July" or even, "Jul 05, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 64°F (17.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten pig poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "Veteran of the Psychic Wars" by Blue Öyster Cult and, "Heavy Metal (Taking a Ride)" by Don Felder.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
*SORRY ABOUT ALL OF THE FV¢K!NG JELLO!!!* :-(
I'm uncertain as to the root cause; I haven't had any crashes with this set of props, so all I can realistically do here is replace the rubber vibration damping washers in each prop and swap prop positions (left rear to right front; right rear to left front) and keep my fingers crossed.
You may wish to stock up on cans of Ready Whip to go with all of the jello in this video. ;-)
* FINAL? because on a flight that I made later this evening, the drone malfunctioned (it behaved like it had a mind of its own!) and crashed into some trees behind some houses along the W side of N. Maple Ave.
Best I can do now is wait for it to get darker and see if I can spot the white flashes of the Anti-Collision Strobe that is affixed to the drone's fuselage. :-/
** "flite" instead of "flight" because...well I'll just let the scroll text of a PC computer demo by the C=64 and pee-cee demo group TDM (from 2010) do the talking here: A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE"... EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining alumium (that's, "aluminium" for you UK viewers), plutonium, liquid neon, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, arsenic, gallium, hassium, indium, talgonite, peresium, gadolinium, lead neutronium, radium, manganese, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet unknown) ;-)
A LEO (Law Enforcement Officer) from the Fresno PD named Jerry stopped at the end of the driveway, walked up to me, and said that he was a huge fan of my YouTube channel -- he recognised me from one of the videos that has my ugly mug on it -- (and yes, he even likes my choice of music!) he looked for the drone; when he returned a couple of hours later empty-handed,he told me that he'd *GIVE ME* one of his DJI drones just so I could keep my YouTube channel in regular updates!!! How cool is that?!? :-D
*THANK YOU EVER SO VERY MUCH OFFICER JERRY!!!*
Night flight* of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK" Drone 07-04-19 (1080p) (3)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 9:07pm PDT on 07-04-19 (or, "2019-07-04T21:07" or "2019 04 July" or even, "Jul 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mainly clear, temperature was 84°F (28.9°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten doormouse piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally calm at the surface.
The music that you hear is just patriotic music suitable for this occasion. (You thought that I was going to say Anthrax or Slayer, didn't you?) ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
* Night flight because I wanted to see if I could snag aerial video of any fireworks displays in the vicinity; this was the sole reason for flying this late in the evening. Although I did not see any sanctioned (public) fireworks displays, I did see quite a number of 'home' fireworks displays in the immediate area!
And because I have the Anti-Collision Strobe on my drone, it was safe and legal to fly in these conditions. The FAA rather seriously pooh-poohs twilight & night hobbyist flights of drones not equipped with this type of lighting.
Warm weather* twilight flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK" Drone 07-04-19 (1080p) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Ashlan Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:32pm PDT on 07-04-19 (or, "2019-07-04T20:32" or "2019 04 July" or even, "Jul 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were clear, temperature was 82°F (27.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten cow urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the PC demo "Coma-Demo" by Crack Rat of TBS (The Brain Slayer) from 1991, zax from the C=64 computer demo, "Narrow++" and zax from the C=64 computer video game, "Super Huey".
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
You can see some fireworks going off in the distance.
Because I have the Anti-Collision Strobe on my drone, it was safe and legal to fly in these conditions. The FAA rather seriously pooh-poohs twilight & night hobbyist flights of drones not equipped with this type of lighting.
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
Warm weather* twilight flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK" Drone 07-04-19 (1080p) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Ashlan Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:32pm PDT on 07-04-19 (or, "2019-07-04T20:32" or "2019 04 July" or even, "Jul 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were clear, temperature was 82°F (27.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten cow urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the PC demo "Coma-Demo" by Crack Rat of TBS (The Brain Slayer) from 1991, zax from the C=64 computer demo, "Narrow++" and zax from the C=64 computer video game, "Super Huey".
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
You can see some fireworks going off in the distance.
Because I have the Anti-Collision Strobe on my drone, it was safe and legal to fly in these conditions. The FAA rather seriously pooh-poohs twilight & night hobbyist flights of drones not equipped with this type of lighting.
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
Independence Day flite* of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK" Drone 07-04-19 (1080p) (1)
Flite* took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Ashlan Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 10:32am PDT on 07-04-19 (or, "2019-07-04T10:32" or "2019 04 July" or even, "Jul 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were clear, temperature was 82°F (27.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten cow urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable (but mainly from the SSW) and gusty to 4.90mph (7.89kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "S.O.S. (Sawed-Off Shotgun) by The Glorius Sons and, "House Energy Revenge (Hip House Mix) 1989" (as it is titled on YouTube) by Cappella.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* "flite" instead of "flight" because...well I'll just let the scroll text of a PC computer demo by the C=64 and pee-cee demo group TDM (from 2010) do the talking here: A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE"... EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
***NSFYE, NSFW***Warm weather* twilight flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK" Drone 07-03-19 (1080p) (6)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and E. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:33pm PDT on 07-03-19 (or, "2019-07-03T20:33" or "2019 03 July" or even, "Jul 03, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Note that there is no huge dust cloud being kicked up at liftoff and again at landing. This is thanks to my brand spanken new (received 07-03-19) landing apron which I deployed shortly prior to the flight. :-)
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 86°F (30°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten moose piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable and gusty to 8.80mph (14.17kph) at the surface
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Anthrax. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Anthrax has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (well, except for maybe the song, "Pieces") and is most certainly not *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like Arizona scorpion venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE, NSFW***" (Not Safe For Your Ears, Not Safe For Work) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their commodes. Also, the second song is packed with obscene language, and I'd hate to learn that you got shitcanned from work because you watched this video and the boss heard your computer asking to have its speakers washed out with soap. :-/
L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
***NSFYE*** Very warm weather* flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK" Drone 07-03-19 (1080p) (4)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the south parking lot of Metalmark Climbing + Fitness located at 4042 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 4:56pm PDT on 07-03-19 (or, "2019-07-03T16:56" or "2019 03 July" or even, "Jul 03, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Note that there is no huge dust cloud being kicked up at liftoff and again at landing. This is thanks to my brand spanken new landing apron which I deployed shortly prior to the flight. :-)
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 95°F (35°C, 308.15K), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten donkey pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable and gusty to 8.80mph (14.17kph) at the surface
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Metallica. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Metallica has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (well, except for maybe the songs, "The Call of Ktulu" and, "Orion") and is most certainly not *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like diamondback rattlesnake venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their commodes. :-)
L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Very warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 95°F (35°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.
***NSFYE*** Flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK" Drone 07-03-19 (1080p) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 11:44am PDT on 07-03-19 (or, "2019-07-03T11:44" or "2019 03 July" or even, "Jul 03, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Note that there is no huge dust cloud being kicked up at liftoff and again at landing. This is thanks to my brand spanken new landing apron which I deployed shortly prior to the flight. :-)
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 84°F (28.9°C, 302.039K), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten piss ant urine* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable and gusty to 8.80mph (14.17kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Anthrax. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Anthrax has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* and is most certainly not *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like king cobra snake venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their loos. :-)
L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Piss ants (all insects for that matter) do not hit the head or visit the whizzer like a person does (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into the walltoliet when the bladder is full -- the stupid stinging insect would not be able to flush the bog or the urinal as well); therefore there is really no such thing as piss ant urine. ;-)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 31)
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