VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 30)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 30)
Last updated 10-17-19
Dawn flite* of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK" Drone 07-03-19 (1080p) (1)
Flite* took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:32am PDT on 07-03-19 (or, "2019-07-03T05:32" or "2019 03 July" or even, "Jul 03, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were clear, temperature was 59°F (15°C, 288.15K), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten woodchuck piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable (but mainly from the SSW) and gusty to 2.20mph (3.54kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the group Night Ranger.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
** "flite" instead of "flight" because...well I'll just let the scroll text of a PC computer demo by the C=64 and pee-cee demo group TDM (from 2010) do the talking here: A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
***NSFYE*** Twilight flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK" Drone 07-02-19 (1080p) (5)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:42pm PDT on 07-02-19 (or, "2019-07-02T20:42" or "2019 02 July" or even, "Jul 02, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were clear, temperature was 81°F (27.2°C, 300.37K), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong right whale uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable (but mainly from the SSW) and gusty to 4.8mph (7.73kph) at the surface with observed significantly higher sustained winds aloft.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Megadeth. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Megadeth has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* and is most certainly not *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like black mamba snake venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their $#¡7B0WLS. :-)
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
***NSFYE*** Very warm weather* flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK" Drone 07-02-19 (1080p) (3)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace behind the Vallarta Supermarket located at 3850 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 2:32pm PDT on 07-02-19 (or, "2019-07-02T14:32" or "2019 02 July" or even, "Jul 02, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were clear, temperature was 95°F (35°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong porcupine urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable (but mainly from the WSW) and gusty to 5.20mph (8.37kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Anthrax. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Anthrax is neither *SWEET* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like platypus venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their poddies. :-)
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Very warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 95°F (35°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.
***NSFYE*** Flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK" Drone 07-02-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the north parking lot of the Cedar Framery store located at 3035 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:54am PDT on 07-02-19 (or, "2019-07-02T07:54" or "2019 02 July" or even, "Jul 02, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mainly sunny, temperature was 68°F (20°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten sea lion poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally calm at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Metallica. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Metallica is neither *SWEET* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like blue ringed octopus venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their johns. :-)
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
The Anti-Collision Strobe was visible even well off-axis *AND* in direct sunlight!
For reasons as-of-yet known, the drone entered stage 2 LVC (return to home and auto-land) when it should have entered stage 1 LVC; this is why the flight is a bit shorter than normal..
***NSFYE*** Warm weather* post-sunset flight of my JJR/C X5 "EPIK" Drone 07-01-19 (1080p) (3).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:32pm PDT on 07-01-19 (or, "2019-07-01T20:32" or "2019 01 July" or even, "Jul 01, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
This is the first flight I made with the Anti-Collision Strobe affixed to the upper side of the drone's fusalage.
When I initially fired up the strobe, my first impression was, *"CHRIST THIS FV¢K!NG THING IS BRIGHT!!!"*
At the end of the flight (well after landing), you may be able to see some white flashes on the ground while I was neutralising the Anti-Collision Strobe.
Weather conditions at flight time were clear, temperature was 86°F (30°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong Weddel seal uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable and gusty to 24.90mph (40.09kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Slayer. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Slayer is neither *SWEET* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like box jellyfish venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their johns. :-)
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
***NSFYE*** Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 07-01-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:21am PDT on 07-01-19 (or, "2019-07-01T08:21" or "2019 01 July" or even, "Jul 01, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny, temperature was 74°F (23.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong sea lion piddle yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable to 2.90mph (4.67kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a nice warm bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Megadeth. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Megadeth is neither *SWEET* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like scorpion venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their cans. :-)
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
***NSFYE*** Warm weather* sunset flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-30-19 (1080p) (5).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:22pm PDT on 06-30-19 (or, "2019-06-30T20:22" or "2019 30 June" or even, "June 30, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny & clear as a fv¢k¡ñg bell becoming just plain clear once the sun had set, temperature was 86°F (30°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong porcupine piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the W steady at 6.00mph (9.66kph) with frequent gusts out of the W to 19.40mph (31.23kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a nice warm bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Metallica. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Metallica is neither *NICE* nor *SOOTHING!!!* ;-)
It's like funnel web spider venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their poddies. :-)
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
***NSFYE, NSFW*** Warm weather* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-30-19 (1080p) (3).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the parking lot of Metalmark Climbing + Fitness located at 4042 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 11:22am PDT on 06-30-19 (or, "2019-06-30T11:22" or "2019 30 June" or even, "June 30, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny, temperature was 87°F (30.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong beluga whale piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally calm with occasional gusts light and variable to 2.80mph (4.51kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a nice warm bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Anthrax. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*WHO AM I FV¢K!NG KIDDING HERE?!?*
Anthrax is neither *NICE* nor *SOOTHING!!!* ;-)
It's like brown recluse spider venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE, NSFW***" (Not Safe For Your Ears, Not Safe For Work) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their poddies and because the first song drops the F-bomb at least once -- possibly twice. :-)
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
***NSFYE*** Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-30-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the south loading area of the Wall*Mart store located at 3131 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:21am PDT on 06-30-19 (or, "2019-06-30T06:21" or "2019 30 June" or even, "June 30, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny, temperature was 61°F (16.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong Weddel seal poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable to 2.70mph (4.35kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "The Four Horsemen" and, "Jump in the Fire" by the thrash metal group Metallica.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their loos. :-)
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Very warm weather* near-sunset flights of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-29-19 (1080p) (5)
Flights took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the south loading area of the Wall*Mart store located at 3131 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:32pm PDT on 06-29-19 (or, "2019-06-29T20:32" or "2019 29 June" or even, "June 29, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny, temperature was 99°F (37.2°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten dalmation puppy piddle yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable to 2.60mph (4.19kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "Recursively Anatomically Correct" by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet and zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups Crionics and The Silents.
I love the living tweedle out of the Hardwired zax, which is why it is used as background music fot so many flights. :-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it ticks you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
I accidentally crashed the drone into an exterior wall when I went to go in for a close shot of a mysterious blue strobe light; the crash occurred because I have only one eye and therefore no depth perception!
The drone sustained no detectable damage so I relaunched and finished the flight. :-)
* Very warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 95°F (35°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 30)
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