VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 29)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 29)
Last updated 10-06-19
***NSFYE*** Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-29-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the front lawn of the Central Valley Seventh Day Adventist Church located at 3901 E. Clinton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:36am PDT on 06-29-19 (or, "2019-06-29T06:36" or "2019 29 June" or even, "June 29, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny, temperature was 56°F (13.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten kangaroo urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "South of Heaven", "Crionics" amd much of, "Behind the Crooked Cross" by the metal group Slayer.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently wouldn't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their commodes. :-)
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-28-19 (1080p) (5)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the south parking lot of the O'Reilly's Auto Parts located at 3031 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:33pm PDT on 06-28-19 (or, "2019-06-28T120:33" or "2019 28 June" or even, "June 28, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny, temperature was 77°F (25°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong polar bear piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally calm at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Pee-Cee computer demo program, "Crystal Dream 2" by Triton from 1993 and zax from the PC computer demo, "Coma-Demo" by Crack Rat of TBS (The Brain Slayer) from 1991.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
***NSFYE, NSFW*** Warm weather* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-27-19 (1080p) (5).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and E. Ashlan Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:11pm PDT on 06-27-19 (or, "2019-06-27T18:11" or "2019 27 June" or even, "June 27, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 88°F (31.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong monkey pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and gusty to 21.50mph (34.62kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "Starting Up a Posse", "Bring the Noise" (in collaboration with Pubic Enemy) and, "Got the Time" by the thrash metal group Anthrax.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
I added, "***NSFYE, NSFW***" (Not Safe For Your Ears, Not Safe For Work) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their loo, and because the first song is liberally peppered with poddy words, and I'd hate to learn that you got shitcanned from work because you watched this video and the boss heard your computer asking to have its speakers washed out with soap. :-/
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-27-19 (1080p) (4).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the parking lot of Metalmark Climbing + Fitness located at 4042 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at high noon (12:00pm) PDT on 06-27-19 (or, "2019-06-27T12:00" or "2019 27 June" or even, "June 27, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 80°F (26.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten doormouse poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and gusty to 12.20mph (19.64kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "Aéro Dynamik" and, "Zahlen - Computerwelt" by the German electronica group Kraftwerk plus the songs, "R2-D2 (Lives in My Ass)" and, "Recursively Anatomically Correct" by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
***NSFYE*** Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-27-19 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the parking lot of College Square lot located near the intersection of N. Cedar Ave. and E. Ghettysburg Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 11:29am PDT on 06-27-19 (or, "2019-06-27T11:29" or "2019 27 June" or even, "June 27, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 75°F (23.9°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong zebra poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and gusty to 10.00mph (16.10kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a nice warm bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Anthrax. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
Anthrax is not *SWEET* and is most definitely *NOT* soothing! :-)
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their loos. :-)
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Morning flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-27-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:11am PDT on 06-27-19 (or, "2019-06-27T06:11" or "2019 27 June" or even, "June 27, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 59°F (15°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong raccoon piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and gusty to 9.60mph (15.46kph) at the surface with sustained winds exceeding 25mph (40.25kph) aloft.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups Crionics and The Silents and, "Recursively Anatomically Correct" by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
I love the living tweedle out of the Hardwired zax, which is why it is used as background music for so many flights. :-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
The video looks a bit discontinuous because I accidentally neutralised recording mid-flight; however I restarted it almost immediately thanks to the beeps emitted by the radio when the accident occurred.
EXTREMELY BRIEF* warm weather** flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-26-19 (720p) (3).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 3:11pm PDT on 06-26-19 (or, "2019-06-26T15:11" or "2019 26 June" or even, "June 26, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny, temperature was 91°F (32.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong rat urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable to 10.00mph (16.10kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Afterburner ][" aka., "Afterburner Deluxe" by Sega from 1987.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
* EXTREMELY BRIEF because I had two failures to report of the organic critter claiming to be the pilot (the drone itself functioned properly; I on the other hand did not).
1: I had inadvertently used a flight battery that was in a state of near-total discharge. :-(
2: I forgot to put the bloody MicroSD memory chip back in the camera following my last flight, and the tablet computer that it saved on had just half a megabyte of free storage on it. :-(
** Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
VERY slightly fuxxored* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-26-19 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near McLane Stadium (a football field -- though it really doesn't look like it because the groundscrew are renovating it prior to football season) near the interesection of E. Clinton Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 11:11am PDT on 06-26-19 (or, "2019-06-26T11:11" or "2019 26 June" or even, "June 26, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny, temperature was 77°F (25°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "elemental sulfur yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable to 2.0mph (3.22kph) with occasional gusts to 9.20mph (14.81kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "Monday Night Football theme song" by an as-of-yet known group, "Like a Knife in the Back" and "The Kids are Back" by Twisted Sister and, "Goofy Goober Rock" from "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie" (I chose this song because it has the same melody as the song, "I Wanna Rock" by Twisted Sister).
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* VERY slightly fuxxored because at 10:10, the image inexplicabaly rotated 180° (so that the sky was at the bottom and the ground was at the top) and then corrected itself twenty seconds later. :-O
Sunrise flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-26-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:43am PDT on 06-26-19 (or, "2019-06-26T05:43" or "2019 26 June" or even, "June 26, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 64°F (17.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten orangutan piddle yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam with occasional gusts to 5.30mph (8.53kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the German electronica group Monkey Zound.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" the song, "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver and was a wee bit puzzled by some of the lyrics:
? Well I got me a fine wife I got me an ole fiddle ?
? When the sun's coming up I got cake on the griddle ?
I kept thinking what kind of asshat (or assbonnet) would attempt to cook a birthday cake on a griddle at 0551 hours? :-O
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 29)
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