VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 25)



Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 25)
Last updated 09-01-19



Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-21-19 (1080p) (4).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:31am PDT on 06-21-19 (or, "2019-06-21T08:31" or "2019 21 June" or even, "June 21, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were clear as a fv¢k¡ñg bell, temperature was 72°F (22.2°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong rat piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead clam at the surface.

The music that you hear is techno music by unknown artists.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}




Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-21-19 (1080p) (3).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the east parking lot of the Cedar Framery store located at 3035 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:08am PDT on 06-21-19 (or, "2019-06-21T08:08" or "2019 21 June" or even, "June 21, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a fv¢k¡ñg bell, temperature was 68°F (20°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong water buffalo uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and gusty to 9.00mph (14.49kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear are the songs, "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Hagar and, "Veteran of the Psychic Wars" by Blue Öystr Cult.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

The flight unexpectedly ended shortly after stage 1 LVC kicked in when I misjudged the drone's altitude (because I have only one eye and therefore no depth perception!) and it struck the top of a metal light standard. Although the drone did not plummet directly to the surface, it was not able to fully regain attitude control and it did crash to the surface at a 25° to 30° angle. A cursory post-crash inspection did not reveal any damage however, so it lives to brighten my days with future flights! :-)




***NSFW, NSFYE*** Somewhat queer* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-21-19 (1080p) (2).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:03am PDT on 06-21-19 (or, "2019-06-21T06:03" or "2019 21 June" or even, "June 21, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were clear as a fv¢k¡ñg bell, temperature was 62°F (16.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong dog pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead clam at the surface.

The music that you hear are the songs, "Life's a Bitch", Fire Power", "Hyperactive" and part of the song, "Young Blood" by the NWOBHM group Raven (not Raven Symoan or however the F you spell the douchenoozle's name) This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the surprise unwelcome earwhipping.
And I also added, "***NSFW***" (Not Safe For Work) because the first song has some poddy language in it.

«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Somewhat queer because I had some problems getting the camera's Y-axis to change (you can see me fv¢k¡ñg with the camera); late in the video, the image inexplicably flipped (rotated 180°) as well. :-/




Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-21-19 (1080p) (1).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and E. Ashlan Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:44am PDT on 06-21-19 (or, "2019-06-21T05:44" or "2019 21 June" or even, "June 21, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were clear as a fv¢k¡ñg bell, temperature was 60°F (15.5°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong cat urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead clam at the surface.

The music that you hear are several songs by the group Night Ranger.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}




Slightly queer* sunset flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-20-19 (1080p) (5).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:20pm PDT on 06-20-19 (or, "2019-06-20T20:20" or "2019 20 June" or even, "June 20, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a fv¢k¡ñg bell becoming simply clear as the Sun dipped below the horizon, temperature was 84°F (28.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong beluga whale poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and gusty to 6.80mph (10.95kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear is the song, "The Call of Ktulu" and part of the song, "Orion" by the thrash metal group Metallica.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

While flying my drone, a jet fighter took off from Yosemite Int'l Airport; probably on a training excersize.
At once, I "heard" the song, "Death from Above" aka., "Jet Fighter" by the thrash metal group Anthrax. :-)

That greenish-blue "flare" you see is me taking pot shots at the drone with my Directly-Injected 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen.

While flying, a Fresno Police cruiser pulled up to me and the officer inside asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was flying my quadcopter (which was in fact the truth) and then I said, "Let me bring it in a bit closer so that you can see it." I then hit the RTH button and the EPIK obediently flew closer; the officer then said, "O I see it now." He bid me a good evening and I returned the comment; adding "Stay safe!" as he drove away but was still within earshot.

«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Slightly queer because unbeknownst to me, the GPS switch got turned off and the Headless Mode switch got turned on, and I had a devil of a time trying to figure out why it was drifting and why it was not responding to inputs from the radio in a "normal" manner. When I saw that it was going to be a flyaway, I hit the RTH button and *THEN* noted the two aforementioned switches had been moved from their usual positions.




***NSFYE*** Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-20-19 (1080p) (3).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the east parking lot of the Cedar Framery store located at 3035 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 10:11am PDT on 06-20-19 (or, "2019-06-20T10:11" or "2019 20 June" or even, "June 20, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a fv¢k¡ñg bell, temperature was 83°F (29.4°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten polar bear piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and gusty to 5.40mph (8.69kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear are some nice, soothing songs by the thrash metal group Anthrax.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the surprise unwelcome earwhipping.
And Anthrax is most definitely *NOT* nice *OR* soothing!!! :-O

«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}




Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-20-19 (1080p) (2).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the intersection of N. Hayston Ave. and E. Garland Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:28am PDT on 06-20-19 (or, "2019-06-20T08:28" or "2019 20 June" or even, "June 20, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

You can clearly see the freeway from this launch site, but you can rest assured that I never flew *OVER* it!!! :-O

Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a fv¢k¡ñg bell, temperature was 77°F (25°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten giraffe urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead clam at the surface.

The music that you hear are the songs, "Acid 9000" and, "Light Sticks" by the EDM group Far Too Loud; plus the songs, "Recursively Anatomically Correct" and, "R2D2 (Lives in My Ass)" by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}




Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-20-19 (1080p) (1).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and E. Ashlan Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:08am PDT on 06-20-19 (or, "2019-06-20T08:08" or "2019 20 June" or even, "June 20, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a fv¢k¡ñg bell, temperature was 72°F (22.2°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong dog piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead clam at the surface.

The music that you hear are the songs, "New Elysium" and much of the song, "Eon" by Celldweller.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

On my way to this morning's flight venue, not one, not two, but *THREE* jet fighters were scrambled from Yosemite Int'l Airport; probably on a training excersize.
At once, I "heard" the song, "Death from Above" aka., "Jet Fighter" by the thrash metal group Anthrax. :-)

«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

Yes, this is the location where I thought that my drone was experiencing an attempted hijacking on 06-13-19, but an expert has chimed in saying that the drone was very likely briefly trapped in its own prop wash; the lower pressure air under it caused the drone to rapidly lose lift (and subsequently, altitude) and become visibly unstable in flight. So I'm reasonably confident about flying in this location again. :-)




Near-sunset very warm weather* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-19-19 (1080p) (5).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:20pm PDT on 06-19-19 (or, "2019-06-19T20:20" or "2019 19 June" or even, "June 19, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a fv¢k¡ñg bell becoming just plain clear as the sun went down, temperature was 100°F (37.8°C) decreasing to 93°F (33.9°C) as the flight progressed, and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten cricket uranation** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and gusty to 3.00mph (4.83kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear are the songs, "Restless Child" (this is the famous, "Westwood Perspiration" song, hahaha!), "Rock Dogs" and, "Screaming Down the House" by the NWOBHM group Raven (not Raven Symoan or however the F you spell the douchenoozle's name)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

That greenish-blue "flare" you see is me taking pot shots at the drone with my Directly-Injected 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen.

«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Very warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 95°F (35°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.

** Crickets (all insects for that matter) do not hit the head or visit the whizzer like a person does (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into the walltoliet when the bladder is full -- the stupid sodding chirping insect would not be able to flush the bog or the urinal as well); therefore there is really no such thing as cricket uranation. ;-)





Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 25)







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