VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 22)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 22)
Last updated 08-06-19
***NSFYE*** Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-14-19 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:20am PDT on 06-14-19 (or, "2019-06-14T07:20" or "2019 14 June" or even, "June 14, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 68°F (20°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten frog pee* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 4.90mph (7.89kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the thrash metal group Anthrax.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the surprise unwelcome earwhipping.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Frogs (all amphibians for that matter) do not visit the loo or use the walltoliet like most people do (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the head or into the whizzer when the bladder is full -- the stupid croaking critter would have trouble flushing the head or pisscan as well); therefore there is really no such thing as frog pee. ;-)
*Transplanting the camera did indeed fix the, "inexplicably stops recording at random" issue!!! :-)*
*NSFW* Very brief* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-14-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:22am PDT on 06-14-19 (or, "2019-06-14T06:20" or "2019 14 June" or even, "June 14, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 62°F (16.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong beluga whale urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the W gusting to 2.90mph (4.67kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "Software Make The Dance Foam Oil" by Epidrena and Rave Overscan Network.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
I added, "*NSFW*" (Not Safe For Work) to the title because the song has some poddy words sprinkled in, and I'd hate to learn that you got shitcanned from work because you watched this video and the boss heard your computer asking to have its mouth washed out with soap. :-/
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Very brief because the drone inexplicably stopped recording mid-flight. :-(
Since I used a new MicroSD memory chip for this flight and the same issue has occurred, it is logical to assume that it's the drone's (camera's) fault rather than being an issue with the MicroSD chip. :-/
*I transplanted the camera from one of my busted JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drones and will see if that makes any difference in my next flight.*
Warm weather? sunset flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-13-19 (1080p) (4).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:20pm PDT on 06-13-19 (or, "2019-06-13T20:20" or "2019 13 June" or even, "June 13, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 91°F (32.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong walrus pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were mainly from the W and very gusty to 17.60mph (28.34kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demos, "äMPäri3", "Grind", "Chaotic" and, "Play It Again, Sam" by the Amiga demo group Dekadence.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
? Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.
Very warm weather? "flight" of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-13-19 (1080p) (3).
"Flight" took place in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. Fresno CA. USA at 6:49pm PDT on 06-13-19 (or, "2019-06-13T18:49" or "2019 13 June" or even, "June 13, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 97°F (36.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong Weddel seal uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were gusty and variable to 10.00mph (16.10kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "W.C.F.Y.A." by the thrash metal group Anthrax.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K¡NG F46607) that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
I put the word, "flight" in quotation marks here because it was mainly a low-altitude hover; I wanted to see if the drone recorded the video in its entirety or if it inexplicably stopped recording one or more times.
As I found out, the drone's app and the LCD on the radio both indicated that recording terminated mid-flight, but when I pressed the REC button in the app, it indicated, "Record Success" which immediately tells me that the drone WAS still recording and that it was ME that stopped it. So I immediately restarted recording and let the drone take over from that point. :-O
Yet the mystery deepens!
The total video length of 4:42 is only a bit less than a third of the est. 12+ minutes that the drone was in the air. :cornfused:
? Very warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 95°F (35°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.
Somewhat brief* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-13-19 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the south parking lot of the Wall*Mart at 3131 Cedar in Fresno CA. USA at 6:11am PDT on 06-13-19 (or, "2019-06-13T06:11" or "2019 13 June" or even, "June 13, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 73°F (22.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong monkey pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "(Anesthesia) Pulling Teeth" {this is the famous, "Bass solo take one." song} and, "Whiplash" by the thrash metal group Metallica.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Somewhat brief because the drone failed to record its entire 12+ minute flight for reasons as-of-yet known. :-/
Somewhat brief* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-13-19 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the south parking lot of the Wall*Mart at 3131 Cedar in Fresno CA. USA at 6:11am PDT on 06-13-19 (or, "2019-06-13T06:11" or "2019 13 June" or even, "June 13, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 73°F (22.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong monkey pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "(Anesthesia) Pulling Teeth" {this is the famous, "Bass solo take one." song} and, "Whiplash" by the thrash metal group Metallica.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Somewhat brief because the drone failed to record its entire 12+ minute flight for reasons as-of-yet known. :-/
Somewhat brief* sunrise flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-13-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over Einstein Park located at 3566 E Dakota Ave. in Fresno CA. USA
at 5:29am PDT on 06-13-19 (or, "2019-06-13T05:29" or "2019 13 June" or even, "June 13, Twenty
Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 68°F (20°C), and winds measured with my stupid
"rotten Emperor penguin uranation** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them
even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "EURODISCO 'New Hi-NRG' (2012) retro italo disco 80's space synth dance NEW!"
(as it is titled on YouTube) by an unknown artiste.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques
you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique
foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat
"burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh
darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Somewhat brief because the drone failed to record its entire 12+ minute flight for reasons as-of-yet known. :-/
** Emperor penguins (all birds for that matter) do not visit the loo or use the pisscan like most people do (by storing
their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the head or into the whizzer when
the bladder is full -- the stupid flightless bird would have trouble flushing the toliet or urinal as well); therefore there is
really no such thing as Emperor penguin uranation. ;-)
Hot weather* brief** sunset flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-12-19 (1080p) (3).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Ashlan Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:18pm PDT on 06-12-19 (or, "2019-06-12T20:18" or "2019 12 June" or even, "June 12, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were partly cloudy, temperature was 104°F (40°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten doormouse poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 17.80mph (28.66kph) at the surface with higher wind speeds aloft -- at times, the drone could not quite keep up with the wind so I had to throttle back and bring her closer to the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "Eye of the Beholder" by the thrash metal group Metallica.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Hot weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 104°F (40°C) or higher at flight time.
** brief because the drone inexplicably stopped recording several times; I restarted recording every time I saw that the "Rec" (a red, circle-shaped indicator) on the app was not visible. The actual flying time was close to 12 minutes.
Near-sunrise flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone (+PIDDLED-OFF BIRDS!) 06-12-19 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the vacant lot located near the intersection of N. Cedar Ave. and E. Dakota Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:55am PDT on 06-12-19 (or, "2019-06-12T05:55" or "2019 12 June" or even, "June 12, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were partly cloudy, temperature was 79°F (26.2C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong Kodiak bear micturition yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "The Call of Ktulu" and, "Last Caress / Green Hell" by the thrash metal group Metallica.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
they were FV¢K¡ñG PISSED!!!* They were screeching and squawking at the drone, but never actually engaged it, probably because of the significant size differential.
Pre-sunrise flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-12-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the vacant parking lot of Physiomotion Physical Therapy located at 4080 N Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:29am PDT on 06-12-19 (or, "2019-06-12T05:29" or "2019 12 June" or even, "June 12, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 77°F (25°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong goshawk piss* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the PC computer demo, "Panic" and the song, "Assembly '94 Invitation Zax" by the Finnish pee-cee computer demo group Future Crew.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Goshawks (all birds for that matter) do not visit the loo or use the pisscan like most people do (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the head or into the whizzer when the bladder is full -- the stupid flapping bird would have trouble flushing the toliet or urinal as well); therefore there is really no such thing as goshawk piss. ;-)
Warm wx* near-sunset flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-11-19 (1080p) (3).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:08pm PDT on 06-11-19 (or, "2019-06-11T20:08" or "2019 11 June" or even, "June 11, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly cloudy, temperature was 98°F (36.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong gazelle poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Pee-Cee computer demo, "Crystal Dream" by the PC demo group Triton.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Very warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 95°F (35°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 22)
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