VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 21)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 21)
Last updated 07-25-19
Brief* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-11-19 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:58am PDT on 06-11-19 (or, "2019-06-11T06:58" or "2019 11 June" or even, "June 11, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 77°F (25°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten polar bear uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Afterburner ][" aka., "Afterburner Deluxe" by Sega from 1987.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Brief because the drone once again inexplicably stopped recording mid-flight. It isn't yet clear whether the fault lies with the drone's camera itself or the MicroSD memory chip.
I reformatted the memory chip after this flight; let's see if that makes any difference.
Brief* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-11-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:46am PDT on 06-11-19 (or, "2019-06-11T06:46" or "2019 11 June" or even, "June 11, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 74°F (23.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong nutria piddle yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "Trance It" by the German electronica group Monkey Zound.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Brief because the drone once again inexplicably stopped recording mid-flight. It isn't yet clear whether the fault lies with the drone's camera itself or the MicroSD memory chip.
Warm weather* nite** flite** of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-10-19 (1080p) (3).
Flite** took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 9:07pm PDT on 06-10-19 (or, "2019-06-10T21:07" or "2019 10 June" or even, "June 10, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flite** time were fair, temperature was 93°F (33.9°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten doormouse poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally dead clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups Crionics and The Silents and zax from the Commodore Amiga computer video game, "Flashback".
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see was me taking pot shots at the drone with my gosh darn-diddly-arn Directly-Injected 5mW 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K¡NG F46607) that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.
** "flite" instead of "flight" and "nite" instead of "night" because...well I'll just let the scroll text of a PC computer demo by the C=64 and pee-cee demo group TDM (from 2010) do the talking here: A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
Brief* hot weather** flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-10-19 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 4:56pm PDT on 06-10-19 (or, "2019-06-10T16:56" or "2019 10 June" or even, "June 10, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were fair, temperature was 111°F (43.9°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong Norway rat poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable to 5.20mph (8.37kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "äMPäri3" by the Amiga demo group Dekadence.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Brief because the drone only recorded 3½ minutes out of its estimated 12+ minute flight.
Best guess here is that the heat fuxxored something inside the drone.
** hot weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 104°F (40°C) or higher at flight time.
This will likely be my last flight in this high of ambient temperature; when I got home, the battery and the MicroSD memory chip were both at least 140°F (60°C), which tells me that the interior of this drone (housing all of the avionics) likely got this hot or even hotter. This just *CAN'T* be good for them and subsequently the drone's service life. :-/
Very warm weather* brief** quasi-maiden*** flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 06-10-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 12:22pm PDT on 06-10-19 (or, "2019-06-10T12:12" or "2019 10 June" or even, "June 10, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were fair, temperature was 99°F (37.2°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten cricket urine**** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the W to 6.3mph (10.14kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "House -- Time to Forget" by the German electronica group Monkey Zound.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Very warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 95°F (35°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.
** Brief because the drone's camera inexplicably stopped recording mid-flight.
*** Quasi-maiden because this was the maiden flight of the second replacement drone. I deliberately kept the drone's altitude in check and attempted to avoid flying over water in the unlikely event that the drone were to experience what is commonly known as, "infant mortality" -- that is, the possibility of product failure within minutes of first energising it.
**** Crickets (all insects for that matter) do not hit the head or use the walltoliet like most people do (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or whizzer when the bladder is full -- the stupid loud chirping bug would have trouble flushing either fixture as well); therefore there is really no such thing as cricket urine. ;-)
FINAL* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-12-19 (1080p) (6).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over a canal that runs from N. Marks Ave. to N . Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 1:23pm PDT on 03-12-19 (or, "2019-03-12T13:23" or "2019 12 Mar." or even, "March 12, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a frickin bell, temperature was 64°F (17.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong octopus uranation** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the W to 5.3mph (8.53kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are a collection of random computer and video game zax -- I simply selected choons willy-nilly from the subdirectory in which they reside.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Again, I flew the drone low and slowly over a grounded gaggle of geese.
* FINAL because on my next flight where I was showing my sister what makes flying UAVs so satisfying, the EPIK summarily fell out of the sky from ~50 feet (~15.24M), bounced off a roof, and fell the rest of the way to the ground. One of the pylons (motor arms) became broken, two props were severely damaged, and the port (left) rear motor appears to have been damaged (it no longer fires up to idle speed when the transmitter sticks are pulled down and in). :-(
** Octopi (all cephalopods actually) do not go poddy like most people do (by storing their piddle in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when their pissinary bladder is full -- the sea critters wouldn't be able to flush the john anyway); therefore there is really no such thing as octopus uranation. ;-)
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-12-19 (1080p) (5).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over a canal that runs from N. Marks Ave. to N . Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 1:23pm PDT on 03-12-19 (or, "2019-03-12T13:23" or "2019 12 Mar." or even, "March 12, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a frickin bell, temperature was 62°F (16.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong Sibereian tiger piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the W to 5.1mph (8.21kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the PC computer demo, "Unreal" by the Finnish pee-cee computer demo group Future Crew.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Several times, I flew the drone low and slowly over a grounded gaggle of geese (hey, that was almost an alliteration!).
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-12-19 (1080p) (4).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the field to the side of Bedrosian Tile and Marble located near W. Shaw Ave and N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 11:32am PDT on 03-12-19 (or, "2019-03-12T11:32" or "2019 12 Mar." or even, "March 12, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a frickin bell, temperature was 60°F (15.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong walrus tinkle yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are a collection of random songs -- I simply selected songs willy-nilly from the subdirectory in which they reside; finishing with the song, "R2-D2 (Lives in my Ass)" by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 21)
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