VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 20)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 20)
Last updated 07-16-19
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-12-19 (1080p) (3).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over a canal that runs from N. Marks Ave. to N . Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 11:11am PDT on 03-12-19 (or, "2019-03-12T11:11" or "2019 12 Mar." or even, "March 12, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a frickin bell, temperature was 53°F (11.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong doormouse poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are a quartet of songs by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Cool weather* flights of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-12-19 (1080p) (2).
Flights took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near the intersection of N . Valentine Ave. N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:27am PDT on 03-12-19 (or, "2019-03-12T07:27" or "2019 12 Mar." or even, "March 12, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were clear as a frickin bell, temperature was 41°F (5°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten skunk micturition yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the PC computer demo, "Second Reality" aka. "Unreal ][" by the Finnish pee-cee computer demo group Future Crew.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
While I was flying my drone, I "heard" the chorus to the song, "S.O.S. (Sawed-Off Shotgun)" by the Glorious Sons.
? Yeah, they sent the taxman ?
? I lost my job, and ?
? You got hooked on oxycodone ?
? They shut the lights off ?
? They took the car and, ?
? I bought a sawed-off shotgun ?
(I guess my question here is, if this guy was too broke to pay the electric bill or prevent his car from being repoed, exactly what did he buy the shogun WITH?)
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see toward the end of the second flight was me taking pot shots at the drone with my gosh darn-diddly-arn Directly-Injected 5mW 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen.
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
Drone's eye view of Venus (again) and a bit of "Laser Attack" 03-12-19 (1080p).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:18am PDT on 03-12-19 (or, "2019-03-12T06:18" or "2019 12 Mar." or even, "March 12, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
I made this flight specifically so that I could image Earth's closest planetary neighbour -- the planet Venus.
Weather conditions at flight time were clear as a frickin bell, temperature was 38°F (3.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten Kodiak bear piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "S.O.S. (Sawed-Off Shotgun)" by the Glorious Sons, and the song, "R2-D2 (Lives in my Ass)" {played twice} by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see several times during the flight was me taking pot shots at the drone with my gosh darn-diddly-arn Directly-Injected 5mW 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen.
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
Sunset flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-11-19 (1080p) (5).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over a canal that runs from N. Marks Ave. to N . Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA (approx. 150 feet {~45.7M} east-northeast of the previous launch) at 6:44pm PDT on 03-11-19 (or, "2019-03-11T18:44" or "2019 11 Mar." or even, "March 11, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a frickin bell, temperature was 61°F (16.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong doormouse poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 9.80mph (15.78kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the PC game, "Wolfenstein 3D" by id Software from 1992.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh arn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-11-19 (1080p) (4).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over a canal that runs from N. Marks Ave. to N . Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:25pm PDT on 03-11-19 (or, "2019-03-11T18:25" or "2019 11 Mar." or even, "March 11, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a frickin bell, temperature was 62°F (16.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong lizard piss* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 7.70mph (12.40kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the NWOBHM group Raven (not Raven Symoan or however the F you spell the douchenoozle's name).
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Lizards (all ectothermic critters for that matter) do not visit the loo like most people do (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the head when the bladder is full -- the stupid writhing & wrigging creature would have trouble flushing the john as well); therefore there is really no such thing as lizard piss. ;-)
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-11-19 (1080p) (3).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over a canal that runs from N. Marks Ave. to N . Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 11:32am PDT on 03-11-19 (or, "2019-03-11T11:32" or "2019 11 Mar." or even, "March 11, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a frickin bell, temperature was 55°F (12.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong cow piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 7.70mph (12.40kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the thrash metal group Anthrax. I tried to pick out songs that aren't as hard as most of their other stuff, so I left off the NSFYE designation in the title.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
While flying my UAV, I "heard" the song, "Death from Above" aka., "Jet Fighter" by the thrash metal group Anthrax.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Cool weather* flights** of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-11-19 (1080p) (2).
Flights took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over a canal that runs from N. Marks Ave. to N . Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:11am PDT on 03-11-19 (or, "2019-03-11T08:11" or "2019 11 Mar." or even, "March 11, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a frickin bell, temperature was 40°F (4.4°C), and winds easured with my stupid "rotten crow poddy*** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups Crionics and The Silents.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
** flightS because I lost FPV signal; I had to land and power-cycle the drone in order to regain FPV.
*** Crows (all birds for that matter) do not go tee-tee like most mammals do (by storing their pee in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra when the bladder is full); therefore there is really no such thing as crow poddy. ;-)
Cool weather* pre-sunrise flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:51am PDT on 03-11-19 (or, "2019-03-11T06:51" or "2019 11 Mar." or even, "March 11, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were partly cloudy, temperature was 39°F (3.9°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten seagull pee** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from tdead clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are a trio of demo songs made by the German computer software program Synth-Werk.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
While flying my UAV, I "heard" a torpedoed version of the song, "Chim chim-in-ee" that I only heard once during a dream that I had on 04-08-14:
"?Chim chim chim-in-ee?
?Chim chim chim-in-ee?
?Chim chim cheree,?
?I've got a stovepipe?
?Made 'specially for me.?
?Chim chim chim-in-ee?
?Chim chim chim-in-ee?
Chim chim cheroo,?
?I've got a urinal?
?I made just for you.?"
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
** Seagulls (all birds for that matter) do not uranate like most mammals do (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra when the bladder is full); therefore there is really no such thing as seagull pee. ;-)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 20)
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