VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 18)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 18)
Last updated 06-29-19
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-10-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over a canal that runs from N. Marks Ave. to N . Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 10:10am PDT on 03-10-19 (or, "2019-03-10T10:10" or "2019 10 Mar." or even, "March 10, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were filtered sun with high clouds, temperature was 51°F (10.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong anteater pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the WSW to 3.80mph (6.12kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the 1990s video band Green Jellÿ.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
I buzzed the fenced-in retention pond several times; doing so does take balls because if the UAV goes down anywhere in the fenced-in area, it's curtains. :-O
Windy day flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-09-19 (1080p) (3).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the packed dirt & grassy field in front of Apex Granite Outlet located at 4708 N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 1:11am PST on 03-09-19 (or, "2019-03-09T13:11" or "2019 09 Mar." or even, "March 09, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were partly cloudy, temperature was 56°F (13.4°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong elephant piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the NNW to 10.00mph (16.10kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from several demos & games for the Commodore Amiga computer.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Windy day flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-09-19 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace in the parking lot of the West Shaw Community Health Center in Fresno CA. USA at 11:11am PST on 03-09-19 (or, "2019-03-09T11:11" or "2019 09 Mar." or even, "March 09, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were partly cloudy, temperature was 54°F (12.2°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong fox urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the NNW to 10.00mph (16.10kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from several demos & games for the Commodore 64 computer.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Pre-sunrise cool weather* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-09-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near the intersection of N . Valentine Ave. N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:02am PST on 03-09-19 (or, "2019-03-09T06:02" or "2019 09 Mar." or even, "March 09, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were partly cloudy, temperature was 42°F (5.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong shark micturition** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally calm at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by The Cars.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see several times during the flight was me waving the beam of my gosh darn-diddly-arn Directly-Injected 5mW 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen at the drone -- I actually irradiated it several times.
* cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
** Sharks (all critters of genus Isurus actually) do not take pisses like most people do (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when the bladder is full -- the shark would have trouble flushing the can with its flippers anyway); therefore there is really no such thing as shark micturition. ;-)
Windy day flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-08-19 (1080p) (8).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the packed dirt & grassy field in front of Apex Granite Outlet located at 4708 N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:20pm PST on 03-08-19 (or, "2019-03-08T17:20" or "2019 08 Mar." or even, "March 08, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 58°F (14.4°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten cat pee* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 10.00mph (16.10kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the metal group Metallica.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
While I was flying it, I "heard" this fictional, phoney-bologna made-up song, sung to the tune of, "Row Row Row Your Boat", which went like this:
? Fly fly fly my drone ? "
? Fly it just for kicks! ?
? Merrily merrily fly it into ?
? Tambor Beta VI! ?•
• Most everybody knows that quadcopters and drones (or any other propeller- or jet-driven aircraft for that matter) can't fly in a vaccum but I needed to find a word that rhymed with, "kicks". ;-)
Tambor Beta VI is a totally fictional, phoney-bologna fake white dwarf star mentioned on the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Emergence". ;-)
Before anybody gets on my case, I would never condone the destruction of any drone, quad, hexcopter, or other aircraft; flying the EPIK into even a piss ant white dwarf star like Tambor Beta VI would most certainly cause total & complete destruction of the drone. :-/
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Several times during the flight, flocks of piddled-off birds attempted (unsuccessfully) to attack the drone. :-O
For reasons as-of-yet unknown (this is the second time that this has occurred) the display on my tablet turned all purple -- the aerial video, the controls & indicators, everything! So I landed the drone and power-cycled both the drone and its radio and rebooted the app, and everything returned to normal.
O BOY! A DRONE DOING WHAT IT WAS DESIGNED TO DO (FLY!)!
SO THRILLING!!
SO HEART-STOPPING!!!
Actually, it kinda "maiks" "ewe" "wontt" "tu" "kik" "ovorr" "won" "uv" "thoz" "Penile-Whear®" "liggecher-rezistent" "prizen" "commbies" "ahnd" "thenn" "pruhseed" "tu" "bete" "thuh" "livengg" "tweadle" "owt" "uv" "itt" "withh" "uhn "olde" "orr" "uzed" "harebrusche" doesn't it? ;-)
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-08-19 (1080p) (7).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the abandoned parking lot of the old Wall*Mart (the one that's closed) along Brawley Ave. directly across the street from the open Wall*Mart located at 4080 W Shaw Ave in Fresno CA. USA at 4:44pm PST on 03-08-19 (or, "2019-03-08T16:44" or "2019 08 Mar." or even, "March 08, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 58°F (14.4°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten giraffe wee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 5.10mph (8.21kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the EDM group Far Too Loud.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Slightly fuxxored* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-08-19 (1080p) (6).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over a canal that runs from N. Marks Ave. to N . Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 1:23pm PST on 03-08-19 (or, "2019-03-08T13:23" or "2019 08 Mar." or even, "March 08, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
I took off with the camera oriented (aimed) fully downward so that I could image a flock of geese on the ground nearby.
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 59°F (15°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten katydid micturition** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 5.10mph (8.21kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the PC computer demos, "Act 1" and, "Juiced" by the PC demo group Psychic Link.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Slightly fuxxored becauise the image flipped and became partially color-inverted at 8:21:70 for reasons as-of-yet unknown. :-P
When I tested the camera upon my arrival home, everything appeared normal. :-O
** Katydids (all insects for that matter) do not visit the loo like most people do (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the head when the bladder is full -- the stupid green bug would have trouble flushing the john as well); therefore there is really no such thing as katydid micturition. ;-)
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-08-19 (1080p) (5).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the packed dirt & grassy field in front of Apex Granite Outlet located at 4708 N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at exactly 10:00am PST on 03-08-19 (or, "2019-03-08T10:00" or "2019 08 Mar." or even, "March 08, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 51°F (10.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten worm pee* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 7.90mph (12.72kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the PC computer demo, "Second Reality" aka. "Unreal ][" by the Finnish pee-cee computer demo group Future Crew.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Worms (all annelids for that matter) do not visit the loo like most people do (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the head when the bladder is full -- the wriggling worm would have trouble flushing the john as well); therefore there is really no such thing as worm pee. ;-)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 18)
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