VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 15)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 16)
Last updated 06-12-19
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-05-19 (1080p) (5) (Diff. music).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:15pm PST on 03-05-19 (or, "2019-03-05T20:15" or "2019 05 Mar." or even, "March 05, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 55°F (12.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong donkey pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were out of the ESE to 3.80mph (6.12kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "Rock Me Amadeus" and, "Der Kommisdsar" by the Austrian rock group Falco and, "Orange Krunch" by the video group Green Jellÿ (they used to be called Green Jello but the lawyer stormtroopers at Kraft Foods (who make Jell-O) kicked in their door and made them change their name or else. So Green Jellÿ it was.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
Video content is the same as https://youtu.be/A0l5i4ay6Rs but with different music because not everybody who comes to Happy Dronerdaze to watch my R/C drone videos is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping. :-)
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see several times during the flight was me waving the beam of my gosh darn-diddly-arn Directly-Injected 5mW 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen at the drone -- I actually irradiated it several times.
***NSFYE*** Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-05-19 (1080p) (4).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:15pm PST on 03-05-19 (or, "2019-03-05T20:15" or "2019 05 Mar." or even, "March 05, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 55°F (12.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong cow piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were out of the ESE to 3.80mph (6.12kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the Canadian metal trio Exciter.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it ticks you off.
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the title because not everybody who comes to YouTube to watch R/C drone videos is a metalhead and would appreciate the surprise unwelcome earwhipping. :-)
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see several times during the flight was me waving the beam of my gosh darn-diddly-arn Directly-Injected 5mW 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen at the drone -- I actually irradiated it several times.
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-05-19 (1080p) (3).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the grassy field adjacent to Apex Granite Outlet located at 4708 N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 10:47am PST on 03-05-19 (or, "2019-03-05T10:47" or "2019 05 Mar." or even, "March 05, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy with intermittent light sprinkles, temperature was 56°F (13.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong rat urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the SW to 3.30mph (5.31kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Pee-Cee computer demo , "Verses" by the PC demo group Electromotive Force (EMF) and zax from the pinball machine, "F-14 Tomcat" by Williams Electronics from 1987, and the songs, "R2-D2 (Lives in My Ass)" and, "Recursively Anatomically Correct" by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see very late into the flight was me attempting to irradiate the drone with my gosh darn-diddly-arn Directly-Injected 5mW 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen.
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-05-19 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the grassy field adjacent to Apex Granite Outlet located at 4708 N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 10:27am PST on 03-05-19 (or, "2019-03-05T10:27" or "2019 05 Mar." or even, "March 05, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy with a chance of meatballs...er...um...INTERMITTENT LIGHT SPRINKLES!~ ;-), temperature was 56°F (13.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong black lab puppy piddle yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the SW to 3.30mph (5.31kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer video games Hybris and Swiv.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-05-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near the intersection of N . Valentine Ave. N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:11am PST on 03-05-19 (or, "2019-03-05T07:11" or "2019 05 Mar." or even, "March 05, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 52°F (11.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong chinchilla pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally calm at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups Crionics and The Silents and zax from the Amiga computer video games Swiv and Flashback.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
While flying my drone, I "heard" this totally fictious, phoney-bologna fake song, sung to the tune of, "Holly Jolly Christmas" (and in Burl Ives' voice as well):
? Have a holly jolly ënema, ?
? It's the best thing up your butt. ?
? I don't know if there'll be snow ?
? But hey look there's a slût. ?
? Have a holly jolly ënema, ?
? And as you roll down the street. ?
? Say fv¢k you to F46$* you know ?
? And a$$holes that you meet. ?
? Ho ho the TP roll, ?
? Hung where you can't see. ?
? Somebody waits for you ?
? Shank him once for me. ?
? Have a holly jolly ënema, ?
? And in case you didn't hear. ?
? O by golly have a holly jolly ënema, ?
? This year!!! ?
* Concerned about me using the F-word?
Don't be. I'm A F46 (and I'm FV¢K!NG proud of it) and I definitely don't try to hide in a gosh darn-diddly-arn closet. :-)
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-03-19 (1080p) (9).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:31pm PST on 03-04-19 (or, "2019-03-04T17:31" or "2019 04 Mar." or even, "March 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 55°F (12.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong potbelly pig urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were out of the ESE to 3.80mph (6.12kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by Pink Floyd.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see several times during the flight was me waving the beam of my gosh darn-diddly-arn Directly-Injected 5mW 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen at the drone -- I actually irradiated it several times.
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-03-19 (1080p) (8).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the grassy field adjacent to Bedrosian Tile and Marble located near W. Shaw Ave and N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:31pm PST on 03-04-19 (or, "2019-03-04T17:31" or "2019 04 Mar." or even, "March 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 55°F (12.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong potbelly pig urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were out of the ESE to 3.80mph (6.12kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are some chip tunes from various games & demo programs for the Commodore 64 computer.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-03-19 (1080p) (7).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the grassy field in front of Apex Granite Outlet located at 4708 N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:11pm PST on 03-04-19 (or, "2019-03-04T17:11" or "2019 04 Mar." or even, "March 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 60°F (15.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten praying mantis poddy* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were out of the ESE to 3.80mph (6.12kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the EDM group Far Too Loud and the song, "School's Out" by Gwar.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
I got relatively close to a group of ducks or geese in the grass; I directed the camera downward to image them.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Praying mantids (all insects actually) do not go to have a wee like most people do (by storing their piddle in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when their pissinary bladder is full -- the damn good-sized insect would not be able to flush the head anyway); therefore there is really no such thing as praying mantis poddy. ;-)
Windy day flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-03-19 (1080p) (4).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the grassy field adjacent to the Apex Granite Outlet located at 4708 N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 9:31am PST on 03-04-19 (or, "2019-03-04T09:31" or "2019 04 Mar." or even, "March 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 56°F (13.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten click beetle grub poddy* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the ESE and gusty to 10.00mph (16.10kph) at the surface with significantly higher extended gusts at altitude.
The music that you hear are several songs by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Click beetle grubs (larvae) (all insects actually) do not go to have a wee like most people do (by storing their uranation in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when their pissinary bladder is full -- the larval insect would not be able to flush the head anyway); therefore there is really no such thing as click beetle grub poddy. ;-)
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-03-19 (1080p) (3).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the grassy field adjacent to Central Cal Metals* in Fresno CA. USA at 9:11am PST on 03-04-19 (or, "2019-03-04T09:11" or "2019 04 Mar." or even, "March 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 56°F (13.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid
"strong giraffe pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 3.70mph (5.96kph) at the surface with significantly higher extended gusts at altitude.
The music that you hear are several songs by the quasi-metal group Krokus.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* This is my final flight at this particular location; an older gentleman (a foreman I believe) drove up to me and politely told me that this is private property and to make any future flights outside the gate.
So I told him that I would land my UAV at once and skidaddle.
***NSFYE*** Pre-sunrise flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-04-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:22am PST on 03-04-19 (or, "2019-03-04T06:22" or "2019 04 Mar." or even, "March 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 51°F (10.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten wolf spider piddle* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 3.70mph (5.96kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the metal group Slayer.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the title because not everybody who comes to YouTube to watch R/C drone videos is a metalhead and would appreciate the surprise unwelcome earwhipping. :-)
I might be a headbanger but that doesn't mean that you have to be one as well to enjoy my flight videos. ;-)
* Wolf spiders (all arachnids, actually) do not take a leak like most people do (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into a bottle when the bladder is full -- the spider would have trouble flushing as well); therefore there is really no such thing as wolf spider piddle. ;-)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 16)
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