Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 08-01-19 (2.7k) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace just outside the fenced perimeter of McLane Stadium (a football field -- though it really doesn't look like it because the groundscrew are renovating it prior to football season) near the interesection of E. Clinton Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 9:11am PDT on 08-01-19 (or, "2019-08-01T09:11" or "2019 01 August" or even, "Aug. 01, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 80°F (26.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong vampire bat tinkle yellow" portable digital windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, anemometers") ;-) were from the NNW gusting to 4.10mph (6.60kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the German electronica group Monkey Zound.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
***NSFW*** Warm weather* sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-31-19 (2.7k) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Ashlan Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:01pm PDT on 07-31-19 (or, "2019-07-31T20:01" or "2019 31 July" or even, "Jul 31, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny becoming mostly clear as the Sun sank below the horizon, temperature was 90°F (32.2°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong chipmunk tinkle yellow" portable digital windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, anemometers") ;-) were from the NNW gusting to 4.10mph (6.60kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the J. Geils Band and several songs by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet. The last isn't actually MUSIC and goes as follows: The children's interactive book, "Poddy Time With Elmo" saying, *"Uh o! Who wants to die?"* followed by Jaxen Ross on YouTube repeating the phrase.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
I added, "***NSFW***" (Not Safe For Work) to the title because the Worm Quartet songs are sprinkled liberally with toilet words, and I'd hate to learn that you got shitcanned from your job because you were watching the video, the boss walked by, and heard the computer asking to have its speakers washed out with soap. :-O
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see shortly after takeoff is me taking pot shots at the drone with my Directly-Injected 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen
L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
***NSFYE*** Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-31-19 (2.7k) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west perimeter of Einstein Park located at 3566 E Dakota Ave. (some asshat has it spelled, "Dacota" on their mailbox, hahaha!!!) in Fresno CA. USA at 8:55am PDT on 07-31-19 (or, "2019-07-31T08:55" or "2019 31 July" or even, "Jul 31, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 75°F (23.9°C) increasing to 82°F (27.8°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche*) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong Clydesdale horse piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally calm at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Anthrax. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Anthrax has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (well, except maybe in the song, "Pieces") and is most certainly neither *RELAXING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like platypus venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons** floating in their toilets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that toothbrush that fell into the bog earlier this morning and they missed the wastepaperbasket when they tried to throw the yucking fucky thing away. :-)
Shortly before processing this video, a trio of jet fighters were scrambled from Yosemite Int'l Airport, probably on a training excersize. Any guesses as to what song I'm going to have first? ;-)
...if you guessed, "Death from Above" aka., "Jet Fighter" than go get yourself a popcycle out of the freezer to celebrate your (amittedly extremely minor!) victory!!! ;-)
L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Near 11:05 into the flight, a curious onlooker named Rueben asked me about the drone; I soon brought it down so that he could get a closer look at it. I explained to him that the flashing lights (the Anti-Collision Strobes) were something that I added myself to allow me to fly legally after sunset. He explained that his grandson also flew drones, but he didn't know what models or brands.
Now if you'll kindly excuse me, I've got four hungry little lites*** that need to be fed. :-)
* Wrapped up like a douche is a very commonly misheard lyric from the song, "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann and the Earth Band.
** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aural+tampon :-O
*** "lites" instead of "lights" because...well I'll just let the scroll text of a PC computer demo by the C=64 and pee-cee demo group TDM (from 2010) do the talking here: A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE"... EX. LIGHTS AND LITES. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
Warm weather* sunset flights** of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-30-19 (2.7k) (2)
Flights** took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:03pm PDT on 07-30-19 (or, "2019-07-30T20:03" or "2019 30 July" or even, "Jul 30, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny becoming mostly clear as the Sun set, temperature was 90°F (32.2°C) decreasing to 86°F (30°C) as the flight wrapped up, and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong donkey pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the W gusting to 5.50mph (8.86kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are theme songs from Space:1999, several Star Trek series, the theme song for Stargate SG-1, and the, "stargate being dialed and opened" SFX from the same TV program ("telly programme").
As you might have (correctly) deduced, I like these programs -- as Capt. Picard might say to Cmdr. Data, "at least you got rid of the damned pipe" (from the Star Trek: TNG episode, "Lonely Among Us").
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
** Flights (note plural) because shortly after takeoff, I realised that I had forgotten to actuate my anti-collision strobes, so I had to land, turn those puppies on, and relaunch.
***NSFYE*** Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-30-19 (2.7k) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace between the south parking lot of a Soviet-era (it has a name in Russian writing, plus the classic "hammer & sickle" graphic on it) structure and Vallarta Supermarket located at 3850 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:29am PDT on 07-30-19 (or, "2019-07-30T08:29" or "2019 30 July" or even, "Jul 30, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 72°F (22.2°C) increasing to 80°F (26.7°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche*) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong Siberian tiger piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally calm at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Raven (the NWOBHM group, not Raven Symoan or however the F you spell the douchenoozle's name). ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Raven has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (well, except maybe in the instrumental song, "Bottom Line" and the sub-one minute song, "39-40") and is most certainly neither *RELAXING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like platypus venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons** floating in their toilets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that hairbrush that fell into the loo earlier this morning and they missed the wastepaperbasket when they tried to throw the yucking fucky thing away. :-)
L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant suant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
*THANK YOU AGAIN OFFICER JERRY OF THE FRESNO PD!!! THIS IS TRULY AN EPIC DRONE!!!*
Is there any particular music that you'd like to hear when you're viewing these videos?
You may email me at happydd1964@gmail.com if you don't wish to comment on YourTube.
* Wrapped up like a douche is a very commonly misheard lyric from the song, "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann and the Earth Band.
** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aural+tampon :-O
***NSFYE*** Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-30-19 (2.7k) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace between the south parking lot of a Soviet-era (it has a name in Russian writing, plus the classic "hammer & sickle" graphic on it) structure and Vallarta Supermarket located at 3850 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:29am PDT on 07-30-19 (or, "2019-07-30T08:29" or "2019 30 July" or even, "Jul 30, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 72°F (22.2°C) increasing to 80°F (26.7°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche*) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong Siberian tiger piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally calm at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Raven (the NWOBHM group, not Raven Symoan or however the F you spell the douchenoozle's name). ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Raven has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (well, except maybe in the instrumental song, "Bottom Line" and the sub-one minute song, "39-40") and is most certainly neither *RELAXING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like platypus venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons** floating in their toilets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that hairbrush that fell into the loo earlier this morning and they missed the wastepaperbasket when they tried to throw the yucking fucky thing away. :-)
L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant suant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
THANK YOU AGAIN OFFICER JERRY OF THE FRESNO PD!!! THIS IS TRULY AN EPIC DRONE!!!
Is there any particular music that you'd like to hear when you're viewing these videos?
You may email me at happydd1964@gmail.com if you don't wish to comment on YourTube.
* Wrapped up like a douche is a very commonly misheard lyric from the song, "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann and the Earth Band.
** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aural+tampon :-O
***NSFW*** Warm weather* sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-29-19 (2.7k) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the northwest parking lot of Metalmark Climbing + Fitness located at 4042 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:08pm PDT on 07-29-19 (or, "2019-07-29T20:08" or "2019 29 July" or even, "Jul 29, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 91°F (32.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten Romulan poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 4.30mph (6.92kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the EDM group Far Too Loud.
This isn't metal so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons** out of Cleanax or bungwipe. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
I added, "***NSFW***" (Not Safe For Work) to the title because the first song has a couple of toilet words in it (the "F" word {vulgar slang term for having sexual intercourse} early on, and the "S" word {vulgar slang term for one or more feces} later), and I'd hate to learn that you got shitcanned from your job because you were watching the video, the boss walked by, and heard the computer asking to have its speakers washed out with soap. :-O
¡El «bulto ardiente algo gordo que transpira de ramitas» (EL HAZ DE LEÑA DE MIERDA) que ve en la silla de ruedas eléctrica de mierda maldita con las baterías muertas malditas estúpidas en ello es el piloto - mí por supuesto! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!ÑG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-29-19 (2.7k) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the rear (east) parking lot of the Panda Express Chinese restaraunt located at 3910 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:36am PDT on 07-29-19 (or, "2019-07-29T06:36" or "2019 29 July" or even, "Jul 29, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 70°F (21.2°C) increasing to 77°F (25°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten funnel web spider poddy* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead calm at the surface.
The music that you hear are several "chiptunes" for the Commodore PET and Commodore 64 computer by various artists.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant suant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Funnel web spiders (all arachnids actually) do not have a wee like a person does (by storing their tee-tee in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the bog or into the whizzer when the bladder is full -- the stupid sodding venomous critter would have trouble flushing the loo or walltoliet as well); therefore there is really no such thing as funnel web spider poddy. ;-)
Hot weather* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-28-19 (2.7k) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the perimeter of an artificial lake near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 11:47am PDT on 07-28-19 (or, "2019-07-28T11:47" or "2019 28 July" or even, "Jul 28, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
I did what Ken Heron (famous YouTuber and expert drone pilot) said to do: "trust the tech" when it comes to flying such an expen$ive drone over water; though I was still a bit leery. :-)
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 112°F (44.4°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong groundhog piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and a bit gusty to 8.70mph (14.01kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is just a mish-mosh of songs that I picked out of my OTHER MUSIC subdirectory by simply clicking willy-nilly.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant transpirant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The sweating somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Hot weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 104°F (40°C) to 121°F (49.4°C) at flight time.
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