Warm weather* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-28-19 (2.7k) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the rear (east) parking lot of the Panda Express Chinese restaraunt located at 3910 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:42am PDT on 07-28-19 (or, "2019-07-28T07:42" or "2019 28 July" or even, "Jul 28, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 77°F (25°C) increasing to 87°F (30.6°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong doormouse poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead clam at the surface.
Those dark grey "clouds" that you see along the southwest horizon aren't clouds at all; it's smoke from a fire of some kind. :-O
The music that you hear are several songs by both ELO and the German electronica group Kraftwerk.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant suant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The sweating somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
***NSFYE, NSFW*** Hot weather* sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-27-19 (2.7k) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the south parking lot of a Soviet-era (it has a name in Russian writing, plus the classic "hammer & sickle" graphic on it) structure located between Metalmark Climbing + Fitness located at 4042 N. Cedar Ave. and Vallarta Supermarket located at 3850 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:06pm PDT on 07-27-19 (or, "2019-07-27T20:06" or "2019 27 July" or even, "Jul 27, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 109°F (42.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong wildebeest poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable and gusty to 4.00mph (6.22kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, spark up a bowl, a large bong, or a big fat doobie (only if it's legal in your region!!!), draw a nice warm refreshing (but relaxing) bubble bath (you may wish to add another generous squirt or two of bubble soap -- trust me you'll need them!!!), and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Anthrax and Overkill. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Anthrax and Overkill have *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* and is most certainly neither *SOOTHING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like black mamba snake venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE NSFW***" (Not Safe For Your Ears, Not Safe For Work) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons** floating in their toilets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that hairbrush that fell into the john earlier this morning and you missed the wastepaperbasket when they tried to throw it away. :-)
The first song is very liberally peppered with the F-word and one of the Anthrax choons has some poddy language in it as well, and I'd hate to learn that you got s**tcanned from your job because you were watching the video, the boss walked by, and heard the computer asking to have its speakers washed out with soap. :-O
That bluish-green "flare" that you see shortly after takeoff is only me taking pot shots at the drone with my Directly-Injected 505nm Bluish-Green ("mint green") Laser Pen.
L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant suant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The sweating somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Hot weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 104°F (40°C) to 121°F (49.4°C) at flight time.
Very warm weather* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-27-19 (2.7k) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the southwest parking lot of the Crosspoint Church located at 2518 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 9:51am PDT on 07-27-19 (or, "2019-07-27T09:51" or "2019 27 July" or even, "Jul 27, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 95°F (35°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong wildebeest poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable and gusty to 13.70mph (22.06kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, spark up a bowl, a large bong, or a big fat doobie (only if it's legal in your region!!!), draw a nice warm refreshing (but relaxing) bubble bath (you may wish to add another generous squirt or two of bubble soap -- trust me you'll need them!!!), and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Slayer. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Slayer has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* and is most certainly neither *SOOTHING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like blue-ringed octopus venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons** floating in their toilets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that Bic razor that fell into the commode earlier this morning and you missed the waste bin when they tried to throw it away. :-)
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see shortly after takeoff is me taking pot shots at the drone with my Directly-Injected 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen; I was interested in seeing how the laser's color would be interpreted by the drone's camera in full daylight.
L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant suant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The sweating somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Very warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 95°F (35°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.
***NSFW*** Hot weather* sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-26-19 (2.7k) (3)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the northwest parking lot of Metalmark Climbing + Fitness located at 4042 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:08pm PDT on 07-26-19 (or, "2019-07-26T20:08" or "2019 26 July" or even, "Jul 26, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 104°F (40°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten Jaffa piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and gusty to 14.60mph (23.51kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the EDM group Far Too Loud.
This isn't metal so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons** out of Cleanax or bungwipe. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
I added, "***NSFW***" (Not Safe For Work) to the title because the second song has a couple of poddy words in it (the "F" word {vulgar slang term for having sexual intercourse} early on, and the "S" word {vulgar slang term for feces} later), and I'd hate to learn that you got shitcanned because you were watching the video, the boss walked by, and heard the computer asking to have its speakers washed out with soap. :-O
That blue "flare" that you see early into the flight was just me taking pot shots at the drone with my Blue-Emitting Laser Pen (5mW 450nm). ;-)
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Hot weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 104°F (40°C) to 121°F (49.4°C) at flight time.
Hot weather* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-26-19 (2.7k) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the north parking lot of the Chin's Kitchen restaraunt located at 3039 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 11:44am PDT on 07-26-19 (or, "2019-07-26T11:44" or "2019 26 July" or even, "Jul 26, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 111°F (43.9°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong meerkat uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable to 1.0mph (1.61kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Metallica. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Metallica has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (well, except maybe in the instrumental songs, "Thje Call of Ktulu" and, "Orion") and is most certainly neither *RELAXING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like funnel web spider venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons floating in their toilets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks). :-)
L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant suant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The sweating somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Hot weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 104°F (40°C) to 121°F (49.4°C) at flight time.
Sunrise flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-26-19 (2.7k) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Ashlan Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:01am PDT on 07-26-19 (or, "2019-07-26T06:01" or "2019 26 July" or even, "Jul 26, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were partly cloudy, temperature was 77°F (25°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong Siamese cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable to 4.0mph (6.44kph) but with one freak gust clocked at 28.20mph (45.40kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Raven (the NWOBHM group, not Raven Symoan or however the F you spell the douchenoozle's name). ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Raven has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (well, except maybe in the instrumental song, "Bottom Line") and is most certainly neither *RELAXING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like funnel web spider venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons floating in their toilets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks). :-)
That blue "flare" that you see early into the flight was just me taking pot shots at the drone with my Blue-Emitting Laser Pen (5mW 450nm). ;-)
There is a period where the drone is just sitting on the ground; this is because the DJI GO app malfunctioned and the malfunction forced me to close and then relaunch it.
L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant suant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
THANK YOU AGAIN OFFICER JERRY OF THE FRESNO PD!!! THIS IS TRULY AN EPIC DRONE!!!
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Hot weather* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-25-19 (2.7k) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the desiccated, dead lawn of the Saint James Episcopal Cathedral located at 4147 E. Dakota Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 1:11pm PDT on 07-25-19 (or, "2019-07-25T13:11" or "2019 25 July" or even, "Jul 25, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were filtered sun, temperature was 108°F (42.2°C) increasing to 114°F (45.6°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong ninja micturition yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam but with occasional extended gusts out of the NNW to 10.00mph (16.10kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Anthrax.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Anthrax has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* and is most certainly neither *RELAXING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like Portugese man-of-war jellyfish venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons** floating in their toilet bowls or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that toothbrush that fell in the can this morning. :-)
Le fait de transpirer un peu gros «paquet flamboyant suant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The perspiring somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Hot weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 104°F (40°C) to 121°F (49.4°C) at flight time.
** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aural+tampon :-O
Sunrise flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-25-19 (2.7k) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Ashlan Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:44am PDT on 07-25-19 (or, "2019-07-25T05:44" or "2019 25 July" or even, "Jul 25, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 72°F (22.2°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong snowshoe hare pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs ("Synth Werk", "Let You Go", "Monkeyplastic in Studio One" and, "Time to Forget") by the German electronica group Monkey Zound.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant suant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The sweating somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
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