VIDEOS MADE BY THE DJI PHANTOM 3 STANDARD FPV R/C DRONE (Pg. 3)



Videos Made By the DJI Phantom 3 Standard FPV R/C Drone (Pg. 3)
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Last updated 08-13-19



Very warm weather* sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-24-19 (2.7k) (2)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the south parking lot of the Trinity Lutheran Church located at 3973 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:08pm PDT on 07-24-19 (or, "2019-07-24T20:08" or "2019 24 July" or even, "Jul 24, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, becoming mostly clear as the Sun went down, temperature was 96°F (35.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong Weddel seal poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 13.40mph (21.57kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear are several songs by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This isn't metal so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons** out of Cleanax or bungwipe. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

That greenish-blue "flare" you see is me taking pot shots at the drone with my Directly-Injected 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen.

While I was flying it, I "heard" this fictional, phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "Row Row Row Your Boat", which went like this:

? Fly fly fly my drone ?
? Fly it for orange juice! ?
? Merrily merrily merrily ?
? Fly it into Betelgeuse! ?***

«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Very warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 95°F (35°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.

** Aural tampons are a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aural+tampon :-O

*** Most everybody knows that quadcopters (or any other propeller-driven aircraft for that matter) can't fly in a vaccum but I needed to find a word that rhymed with, "juice". ;-)
Betelgeuse (pronounced as though it were spelled, "Beetlejuice") is a red supergiant star that was ejected from the Orion OB1 Association.

I would never condone the wanton destruction of any multirotor (or heli or fixed-wing aircraft -- or *ANY* type of R/C or actual aircraft for that matter) by flying it toward a destructive source like the Death Star (where it might fall prey to that planet-killing laser), supergiant star, white dwarf star spewing verteron particles, blue giant star, neutron star, supernova, graviton ellipse (spatial anomaly 521), Wolf-Rayet star, Cepheid variable star, magnetar, the Paulson Nebula, binary or trinary stars, a Borg unicomplex, astral eddy, Dichon Alpha (a Class 10 pulsar), quasar, black hole, etc.




***NSFW*** Warm weather* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-24-19 (2.7k) (1)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the north parking lot of the Cedar Framery store located at 3035 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:32am PDT on 07-24-19 (or, "2019-07-24T08:32" or "2019 24 July" or even, "Jul 24, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 82°F (27.8°C) increasing to 89°F (31.7°C) as the flight progressed, and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten Emperor penguin urine** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 3.80mph (6.12kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear are several songs by the EDM group Far Too Loud.
This isn't metal so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons*** out of Cleanax or bungwipe. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

I added, "***NSFW***" (Not Safe For Work) to the title because the first song has a couple of poddy words in it, and I'd hate to learn that you got shitcanned because you were watching the video, the boss walked by, and heard the computer asking to have its speakers washed out with soap. :-O

«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

I flew close to a strange device with flashing blue LEDs on it; from the video I was able to identify it as a Lot Cop, which is a type of solar-rechargeable security camera system.

* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.

** Emperor penguins (all birds for that matter) do not visit the loo or use the pisscan like most people do (by storing their P-P in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the head or into the whizzer when the bladder is full -- the stupid Antarctic bird would have trouble flushing the toliet or urinal as well); therefore there is really no such thing as Emperor penguin urine. ;-)

*** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aural+tampon :-O




Very warm weather* sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-23-19 (1080p**) (2)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the vacant south parking lot of Physiomotion Physical Therapy located at 4080 N Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:08pm PDT on 07-23-19 (or, "2019-07-23T20:08" or "2019 23 July" or even, "Jul 23, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were partly cloudy, temperature was 95°F (35°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong brown bear poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 6.00mph (9.66kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear are theme songs to both seasons one and two of Space: 1999, Star Trek TMP, Star Trek TNG, Star Trek DS9, Star Trek Voyager, Star Trek Enterprise, and Stargate SG-1.
As you can tell, I enjoy watching these programs on the TV (I am chuffed by viewing these programmes on the telly). :-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.

«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Very warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 95°F (35°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.

** 1080p because my video editor takes way too long (6+ hours!!!) to export a sub-20 minute video in 2.7k. :-O




Very warm weather* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard Drone 07-23-19 (2.7k) (1)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west perimeter of Einstein Park located at 3566 E Dakota Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 10:03am PDT on 07-23-19 (or, "2019-07-23T10:03" or "2019 23 July" or even, "Jul 23, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were partly cloudy, temperature was 94°F (34.6°C) increasing to 102°F (38.9°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong panda micturition yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 0.10mph (0.16kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear are several songs by the hard rock group Krokus.
This is hard rock but not quite metal so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons** out of Cleanax or bungwipe. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.

«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Very warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 95°F (35°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.

** Yes, aural tampons are a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aural+tampon :-O




***NSFYE*** Hot weather* post-sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-22-19 (1080p**) (3)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west parking lot of a Soviet-era (it has a name in Russian writing, plus the classic "hammer & sickle" graphic on it) structure located between Metalmark Climbing + Fitness located at 4042 N. Cedar Ave. and Vallarta Supermarket located at 3850 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:22pm PDT on 07-22-19 (or, "2019-07-22T20:22" or "2019 22 July" or even, "Jul 22, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were partly cloudy, temperature was 107°F (41.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong moose piddle yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and gusty to 4.40mph (7.08kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear are several songs that I picked by just clicking willy-nilly in my, "Other Music" subdirectory; they happened to be metal though. :-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.

I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons floating in their $#¡7ß0WL$ or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that toothbrush that fell in the toilet this morning. :-)

L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant suant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The sweating somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Hot weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 104°F (40°C) to 121°F (49.4°C) at flight time.

** 1080p because my video editor takes way too long (6+ hours!!!) to export a sub-20 minute video in 2.7k. :-O




Hot weather* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-22-19 (1080p**) (2)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Ashlan Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 12:12pm PDT on 07-22-19 (or, "2019-07-22T12:12" or "2019 22 July" or even, "Jul 22, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were partly cloudy (looked to be primarily cirrus and cirrostratus with a fairweather cumulus cloud or two off in the distance), temperature was 105°F (40.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong ground squirrel micturition yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and gusty to 11.50mph (18.52kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear are several songs by the group ELO (Electric Light Orchestra).
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.

L'un peu gros «paquet flamboyant suant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! !! {The sweating somewhat fat "flaming bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

My cellular telephone handset (which runs the DJI GO app) overheated and shut down toward the end of stage 1 LVC; its temperature (both front and back) was estimated to have reached 160°F (71.1°C). I used the radio-only to pilot the Phantom to a safe landing.

* Hot weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 104°F (40°C) to 121°F (49.4°C) at flight time.

** 1080p because my video editor takes way too long (6+ hours!!!) to export a sub-20 minute video in 2.7k. :-O




Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-21-19 (2.7k) (1)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west parking lot of the (still-closed because it was before opening time) Vallarta Supermarket located at 3850 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:11am PDT on 07-21-19 (or, "2019-07-21T05:11" or "2019 21 July" or even, "Jul 21, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 69°F (20.6°C) increasing to 75°F (23.9°C) as the flight wound down, and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong scorpion poddy* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally dead calm at the surface.

The music that you hear is zax from the Pee-Cee computer demo program, "Crystal Dream" by Triton, and zax from the PC demo "Coma-Demo" by Crack Rat of TBS (The Brain Slayer) from 1991.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.

While I was flying my Phantom 3, I "heard" the jingle for Freecreditreport.com but with torpedoed lyrics:

? I married my dream boy ?
? I married my dream boy ?
? But he didn't tell me ?
? His debit was bad ?
? Instead of moving off ?
? to live in San Francisco ?
? We're living in the basement of ?
? His ex's pad ?
? No, I can't get a loan ?
? For an affordable home ?
? Because my boy defaulted, these bills are unpaid ?
? If we had gone to Free Debit Report dot com ?
? I'd be a happy homo with a cat that's been spayed ?

{Male voiceover, not singing} Offer enrolls with applyment in Triple Disadvantage

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Scorpions (all arthropods for that matter) do not hit the head or visit the whizzer like a person does (by storing their wee-wee in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into the walltoliet when the bladder is full -- the stupid stinging critter would not be able to flush the bog or the urinal as well); therefore there is really no such thing as scorpion poddy.




Warm weather* sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-20-19 (2.7k) (3)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:17pm PDT on 07-20-19 (or, "2019-07-20T20:17" or "2019 20 July" or even, "Jul 20, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 88°F (31.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong grasshopper wee-wee** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 4.70mph (7.57kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear are several songs by the group Boston.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.

** Grasshoppers (all insects for that matter) do not hit the head or visit the whizzer like a person does (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into the walltoliet when the bladder is full -- the stupid large hopping (and flying) insect would not be able to flush the bog or the urinal as well); therefore there is really no such thing as grasshopper wee-wee.




***NSFYE*** Very warm weather* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-20-19 (2.7k) (2)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the perimeter of an artificial lake near the Flexi Store located at 4589 E Dakota Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 4:20pm PDT on 07-20-19 (or, "2019-07-20T20:20" or "2019 20 July" or even, "Jul 20, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 95°F (35°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong Norway rat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were mainly from the SSW gusting to 14.40mph (23.18kph) at the surface with extended gusts exceeding 25mph (40.25kph) at flying altitudes.

Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath (give it a few generous extra squirts of bubble soap -- trust me you'll need it!!!), and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Exciter. This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

*THE FV¢K?!?*
Exciter has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* and is most certainly neither *RELAXING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like box jellyfish venom to the ears of many!!! :-O

I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons floating in their toilet bowls or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that toothbrush that fell on the floor last night. :-)

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Very warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 95°F (35°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.




***NSFYE*** Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-20-19 (2.7k) (1)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near McLane Stadium (a football field -- though it really doesn't look like it because the groundscrew are renovating it prior to football season) near the interesection of E. Clinton Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 9:31am PDT on 07-20-19 (or, "2019-07-20T09:31" or "2019 20 July" or even, "Jul 20, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 77°F (25°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong field mouse poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were pretty much dead clam at the surface.

Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Anthrax. This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

*THE FV¢K?!?*
Anthrax has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (except for maybe in the song, "Pieces") and is most certainly neither *RELAXING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like box jellyfish venom to the ears of many!!! :-O

I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons floating in their $#¡7ß0WL$ or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks). :-)

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

As you can see late in this video, the camera's gimbal momentarily petered out for reasons as-of-yet known, but returned to full functionality within ten or so seconds.




***NSFYE*** Warm weather* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-19-19 (2.7k) (2)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the south parking lot of the Calvary Worship Center located at 4581 E. Dakota Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 11:36am PDT on 07-19-19 (or, "2019-07-19T11:36" or "2019 19 July" or even, "Jul 19, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 89°F (31.7°C) increasing to 92°F (33.3°C) as the flight wound down, and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong skunk tinkle yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 4.10mph (6.60kph) at the surface.

Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Metallica. This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

*THE FV¢K?!?*
Metallica has *NO SWEAT DULCET TONES* and is most certainly neither *RELAXING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like funnel web spider venom to the ears of many!!! :-O

I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons floating in their toilets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks). :-)

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.




Nite* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-18-19 (2.7k) (4)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 10:51pm PDT on 07-18-19 (or, "2019-07-18T22:51" or "2019 18 July" or even, "Jul 18, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 77°F (25°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong Jerusalem cricket pee** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 5.30mph (8.53kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear is the song, "Down Boys" by The Cars.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

After landing the drone, you may be able to see the telltale flashes of the Anti-Collision Strobe. :-)

* Nite for two reasons:

1: I wanted to check the visibility of the Anti-Collision Strobe that I affixed to the upper surface of the drone (it made me want to shout, "CHRIST THAT'S BRIGHT!!!"). :-O
2: I wanted to see how the drone's flight camera copes with low-light situations.

"Nite" instead of "Night" because...well I'll just let the scroll text of a PC computer demo by the C=64 and pee-cee demo group TDM (from 2010) do the talking here:
A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE"... EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?

** Jerusalem crickets (all insects for that matter) do not hit the head or visit the whizzer like a person does (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into the walltoliet when the bladder is full -- the stupid large stinky wingless insect would not be able to flush the bog or the urinal as well); therefore there is really no such thing as Jeruselem cricket pee.







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