VIDEOS MADE BY THE DJI PHANTOM 3 STANDARD FPV R/C DRONE



Videos Made By the DJI Phantom 3 Standard FPV R/C Drone (Pg. 2)
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Last updated 08-01-19



Hot weather* SLIGHTLY BRIEF** flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-18-19 (2.7k) (2)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near the Valley Animal Center located at 3934 N. Hayston Ave. in Fresno CA. USA (this allowed me to fly over an artificial lake near that location) at 12:54pm PDT on 07-18-19 (or, "2019-07-18T12:54" or "2019 18 July" or even, "Jul 18, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

I did what Ken Heron said to do: "Trust the tech!" when it comes to flying such an expen$ive drone over water. :-)

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 104°F (40°C) increasing to 108°F (42.2°C) as the flight progressed, and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong groundhog urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 1.70mph (2.74kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear are the songs, "Death from Above" aka., "Jet Fighter" (because four of those little fv¢k€?$ were scrambled from Yosemite Int'l Airport shortly before I landed my drone!), "S.O.S. (Sawed-Off Shogun)" by The Glorious Sons and much of the song, "Hair on the Soap" by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Hot weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 104°F (40°C) to 121°F (49.4°C) at flight time.

** SLIGHTLY BRIEF because well before stage 1 LVC, the owner of the animal center came out and said that I could not fly in the airspace around his property, so I apologised, brought the drone in at once, and skidaddled. :-) Mark this off as a location that I will not fly a UAV in again.




Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-18-19 (2.7k) (1)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the northwest parking lot of a Soviet-era (it has a name in Russian Cyrillic writing, plus the classic "hammer & sickle" graphic on it) structure located between Metalmark Climbing + Fitness located at 4042 N. Cedar Ave. and Vallarta Supermarket located at 3850 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:22am PDT on 07-18-19 (or, "2019-07-18T06:22" or "2019 18 July" or even, "Jul 18, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 64°F (17.8°C) increasing to 72°F (22.2°C) as the flight progressed, and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten cockroach micturition* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were pretty much dead clam at the surface.

The music that you hear is zax from several demo programs for the Pee-Cee.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.

I'm a metalhead *MOST* of the time, but not *ALL* of the time!!! :-)

While I was flying it, I "heard" this fictional, phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "Row Row Row Your Boat", which went like this:

? Fly fly fly my drone ?
? Fly it near and far! ?
? Merrily merrily merrily ?
? Fly it into the Death Star! ?**

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Cockroaches (all insects for that matter) do not hit the head or visit the whizzer like a person does (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into the walltoliet when the bladder is full -- the stupid pesky insect would not be able to flush the bog or the urinal as well); therefore there is really no such thing as cockroach micturition.

** Most everybody knows that quadcopters (or any other propeller- or jet-driven aircraft for that matter) can't fly in a vaccum but I needed to find a word that rhymed with, "far". ;-)

The Death Star (if you don't already know; which I believe that most of this video's viewers do!) is a fictional, fake, phoney-bologna made-up construct (large spherical object) in the Star Wars movies.

I would never condone the wanton destruction of any multirotor (or heli or fixed-wing aircraft -- or *ANY* type of R/C or actual aircraft for that matter) by flying it toward a destructive source like the Death Star (where it might fall prey to that planet-killing laser), supergiant star, white dwarf star spewing verteron particles, blue giant star, neutron star, supernova, graviton ellipse (spatial anomaly 521), Wolf-Rayet star, Cepheid variable star, magnetar, the Paulson Nebula, binary or trinary stars, a Borg unicomplex, astral eddy, pulsar, quasar, black hole, etc.




***NSFYE*** Hot weather* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-17-19 (1080p) (2)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the vacant south parking lot of Physiomotion Physical Therapy located at 4080 N Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 3:01pm PDT on 07-17-19 (or, "2019-07-17T15:01" or "2019 17 July" or even, "Jul 17, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny with some high VERY thin clouds (looked like a mixture of cirrus & cirrostratus to me), temperature was 107°F (41.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong prairie dog piss yellow" digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable to 1.00mph (1.61kph) but with a freak gust of 12.80mph (20.61kph) at the surface and aloft.

Light some candles, spark up a bowl, a large bong, or a big fat doobie (only if it's legal in your region!!!), draw a refreshing (but relaxing) bubble bath (you may wish to add another generous squirt or two of bubble soap -- trust me you'll need it!!!), and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Exciter. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

*THE FV¢K?!?*
Exciter has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* and is most certainly neither *SOOTHING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like platypus venom to the ears of many!!! :-O

I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their toilets. :-)

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

I've been having problems with corrupted/unreadable videos as of late, so for this flight I reduced the resolution from 2.7k to 1080p and we'll see what happens.
If reducing video resolution does not fix this, my next step will be to perform a Windows "System Restore" on this computer; setting the "clock" back several days or more.

* Hot weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 104°F (40°C) to 121°F (49.4°C) at flight time.




***NSFYE*** Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-17-19 (1080p) (1)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:11am PDT on 07-17-19 (or, "2019-07-17T08:11" or "2019 17 July" or even, "Jul 17, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 72°F (22.2°C) increasing to 78°F (25.6°C) as the flight progressed, and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten cricket uranation* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead clam at the surface.

Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but relaxing) bubble bath (you may wish to add another generous squirt or two of bubble soap -- trust me you'll need it!!!), and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Slayer. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

*THE FV¢K?!?*
Slayer has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* and is most certainly neither *SOOTHING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like spitting cobra venom to the ears of many!!! :-O

I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their toilets. :-)

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Crickets (all insects for that matter) do not hit the head or visit the whizzer like a person does (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into the walltoliet when the bladder is full -- the stupid loud insect would not be able to flush the bog or the urinal as well); therefore there is really no such thing as cricket uranation.




Somewhat brief* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-16-19 (2.7k) (2)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the north parking lot of the Cedar Framery store located at 3035 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:08am PDT on 07-16-19 (or, "2019-07-16T08:08" or "2019 16 July" or even, "Jul 16, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 79°F (27.2°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten polar bear urine yellow" digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable with gusts not exceeding 4.3mph (6.92kph) at the surface and aloft.

The music that you hear is zax from various games & demo programs ("demos") for the Comnmodore 64 computer.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off

I'm a metalhead *MOST* of the time, but not *ALL* of the time!!! :-)

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Somewhat brief because the MicroSD memory chip had filled to capacity in mid-flight. :-(




***NSFYE*** Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-16-19 (2.7k) (1)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over Einstein Park located at 3566 E Dakota Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:28am PDT on 07-16-19 (or, "2019-07-16T07:28" or "2019 16 July" or even, "Jul 16, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 68°F (20°C) increasing to 77°F (25°C) as the flight progressed, and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten damselfly larva poddy* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 9.90mph (15.94kph) at the surface and aloft.

Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Anthrax. ;-) This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

*THE FV¢K?!?*
Anthrax has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (except for maybe in the song, "Pieces") and is most certainly not *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like Arizona scorpion venom to the ears of many!!! :-O

I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their toilets. :-)

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

That yawing (rotation) that you see near the beginning of the flight was just me being goofy -- e.g., it was intentional. I might be almost 55, but I can still be a bit of a sillyfish at times. :-)

* Damselfly larvae (all insects for that matter) do not hit the head or visit the whizzer like a person does (by storing their micturition in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into the walltoliet when the bladder is full -- the stupid loud insect would not be able to flush the bog or the urinal as well); therefore there is really no such thing as damselfly larva poddy.




Hot weather* brief post-repair test flight** of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-15-19 (2.7k) (1)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 3:11pm PDT on 07-15-19 (or, "2019-07-15T15:11" or "2019 15 July" or even, "Jul 15, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 110°F (43.3°C),  and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten Weddel seal piddle yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 6.80mph (10.95kph) at the surface and aloft.

The music that you hear is zax from the Pee-Cee computer demo, "Crystal Dream 2" by the PC demo group Triton.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.

«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) ces vous voyez est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K¡NG F46607) that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}

* Hot weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 104°F (40°C) to 121°F (49.4°C) at flight time.

** brief post-repair test flight because this flight was made with a brand spanken new set of props; I'm making the flight at this location so I won't have to waste a trip to a more distant flying venue in the event that the drone misbehaves. :-) As you can see, the drone functioned within established parameters; so now I feel sufficiently confident to take the Phantom 3 Std. for a "real" flight! :-D

Officer Jerry, the propellers came today; this is the first of three flights that I've made on the new props thus far; a sunset flight is also planned if I can get a battery charged in time.
THANK YOU AGAIN JERRY!!!




VERY BRIEF* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-13-19 (2.7k) (1)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Ashlan Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:23am PDT on 07-13-19 (or, "2019-07-13T07:23" or "2019 13 July" or even, "Jul 13, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 69°F (20.6°C) increasing to 81°F (27.2°C) by the time I returned, and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten praying mantis urine** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface and aloft.

The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "Grind" by the Amiga demo group Dekadence.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* VERY BRIEF because immediately after liftoff, the drone was making a queer sound and was visibly wobbling, so I attempted an auto-landing on the spot -- but the drone seemed to develop a mind of its own. :-(
It soon crashed into the side of a structure (near ground level, thankfully) and ended up "landing" upside-down which "destroid" the front port (left) prop and the rear starboard (right) prop. Since I have no spares on hand, I'm going to see if I can snag a set of props on Ebay -- but it looks like flights are on hiatus until I receive them.

(Props ordered; they should be here this coming Thursday 07-18-19! :-)

** Praying mantids (all insects for that matter) do not visit the loo or make a pit stop at the whizzer like a person does (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the bog or into the walltoliet when the bladder is full -- the stupid painful insect would not be able to flush the head or the urinal as well); therefore there is really no such thing as praying mantis urine.




***NSFYE*** Hot weather* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-17-19 (1080p) (2)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the vacant south parking lot of Physiomotion Physical Therapy located at 4080 N Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 3:01pm PDT on 07-17-19 (or, "2019-07-17T15:01" or "2019 17 July" or even, "Jul 17, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny with some high VERY thin clouds (looked like a mixture of cirrus & cirrostratus to me), temperature was 107°F (41.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong prairie dog piss yellow" digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable to 1.00mph (1.61kph) but with a freak gust of 12.80mph (20.61kph) at the surface and aloft.

Light some candles, spark up a bowl, a large bong, or a big fat doobie (only if it's legal in your region!!!), draw a refreshing (but relaxing) bubble bath (you may wish to add another generous squirt or two of bubble soap -- trust me you'll need it!!!), and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Exciter. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

*THE FV¢K?!?*
Exciter has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* and is most certainly neither *SOOTHING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like platypus venom to the ears of many!!! :-O

I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their toilets. :-)

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

I've been having problems with corrupted/unreadable videos as of late, so for this flight I reduced the resolution from 2.7k to 1080p and we'll see what happens.
If reducing video resolution does not fix this, my next step will be to perform a Windows "System Restore" on this computer; setting the "clock" back several days or more.

* Hot weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 104°F (40°C) to 121°F (49.4°C) at flight time.




***NSFYE*** Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 07-17-19 (1080p) (1)

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, an unused group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located near the intersection of E. Dakota Ave. and N. Barton Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:11am PDT on 07-17-19 (or, "2019-07-17T08:11" or "2019 17 July" or even, "Jul 17, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 72°F (22.2°C) increasing to 78°F (25.6°C) as the flight progressed, and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten cricket uranation* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead clam at the surface.

Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but relaxing) bubble bath (you may wish to add another generous squirt or two of bubble soap -- trust me you'll need it!!!), and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Slayer. ;-) This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

*THE FV¢K?!?*
Slayer has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* and is most certainly neither *SOOTHING* nor *NICE!!!* ;-)
It's like spitting cobra venom to the ears of many!!! :-O

I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips floating in their toilets. :-)

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}

* Crickets (all insects for that matter) do not hit the head or visit the whizzer like a person does (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into the walltoliet when the bladder is full -- the stupid loud insect would not be able to flush the bog or the urinal as well); therefore there is really no such thing as cricket uranation.







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