***NSFYE*** Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 10-04-19 (720p 30fps*) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the south loading area of the Wall*Mart store located at 3131 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:56am PDT on 10-04-19 (or, "2019-10-04T07:56" or "2019 04 October" or even, "Oct. 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 53°F (11.7°C) increasing to 55°F (12.8°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "acidic baby pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 4.80mph (7.73kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Raven (the NWOBHM group, not Raven Symoan or however the F you spell the douchenoozle's name). ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it ticks you off or makes your ears bleed.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Raven has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (well, except maybe in the instrumental song, "Bottom Line" and the sub-one minute song, "39-40" -- and neither of those songs is in tonight's video) and is most certainly neither *NICE* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like diamondback rattlesnake venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons*** floating in their toilets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that dented can of gold spray paint and the holey, paint-soaked somewhat yellowed pair of underwear that fell into the commode earlier this morning and they missed the wastepaperbasket when they tried to throw the yucking fucky things away. :-)
(Those underwear were holey?!? Maybe they should invest in some mothballs {naphthalene or 1,4-Dichlorobenzene [aka. paradichlorobenzene]} next time around, hahaha!!! ;-D)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'organisme cybernétique gai, un peu gros (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» les batteries mortes sacrées dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The gay, somewhat fat cybernetic organism (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* 720p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
***NSFYE*** Sunset flights* of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 10-03-19 (720p 30fps**) (2)
Flights* took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the vacant wsest parking lot of Physiomotion Physical Therapy located at 4080 N Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:35pm PDT on 10-03-19 (or, "2019-10-03T18:35" or "2019 03 October" or even, "Oct. 03, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny becoming mostly clear as the spectral type G2 main sequence yellow dwarf star near the center of our planetary system sank below the horizon, temperature was 81°F (27.2°C) decreasing to 73°F (22.8°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten elephant urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 4.80mph (7.73kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Metallica. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Metallica has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (well, except maybe in the instrumental songs, "The Call of Ktulu" and, "Orion" and neither one of those is in today's video) and is most certainly neither *NICE* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like trapdoor spider venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons*** floating in their toilets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that dented can of bronze spray paint and the holey, paint-soaked sock that fell into the head earlier this morning and they missed the dustbin when they tried to throw the yucking fucky things away. :-)
(That sock was holey?!? Maybe they should invest in some mothballs {naphthalene or 1,4-Dichlorobenzene [aka. paradichlorobenzene]} next time around, hahaha!!! ;-D)
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see a couple of times times during the flight was just me attempting (and failing rather miserably) to shoot the drone out of the sky with my Directly-Injected 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen. ;-)
L'organisme cybernétique gai, un peu gros (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» les batteries mortes sacrées dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The gay, somewhat fat cybernetic organism (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* Flights (note pl.) because the video feed inexplicably went black at ~4:04 into the first flight. :-(
So I landed, power-cycled everything, and relaunched.
** 720p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
*** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
***NSFW, NSFYE*** Sunset flights* of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 10-02-19 (720p 30fps**) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the northeast parking lot of the Vallarta Supermarket located at 3850 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:38pm PDT on 10-02-19 (or, "2019-10-02T18:38" or "2019 02 October" or even, "Oct. 02, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 77°F (25°C) decreasing to 68°F (20°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong donkey pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 4.30mph (6.92kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Anthrax. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Anthrax has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (except maybe in the songs, "Black Lodge", "Pieces", "Safe Home" and, "Toast to the Extras" {which actually has a bit of a 'country twang' to it -- and none of these songs are in this evening's video!}) and is most certainly neither *NICE* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like platypus venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons** floating in their toilets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that dented can of bronze spray paint and the holey, paint-soaked Hanes V-Neck T-shirt that fell into the can earlier this morning and they missed the dustbin when they tried to throw the yucking fucky things away. :-)
(That T-shitr was holey?!? Maybe they should invest in some mothballs {naphthalene or 1,4-Dichlorobenzene [aka. paradichlorobenzene]} next time around, hahaha!!! ;-)
I also added, "***NSFW***" because one of the songs ("Starting Up a Posse") has a lot of gutter mouth in it and I'd hate to learn that you got shitcanned from your job because you were watching the video, the boss walked by, and heard the computer asking to have its speakers washed out with soap. :-O
L'organisme cybernétique gai, un peu gros (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» les batteries mortes sacrées dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The gay, somewhat fat cybernetic organism (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* Flights because at 3:20 into the first flight, the camera gimbal went haywire (I could hear it thrashing around from the ground!) and the video feed terminated. So I landed, power-cycled the drone and the radio, and took off again. :-/
** 720p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, calcium, plutonium, liquid neon, gaseous krypton, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, sodium, indium, tin, talgonite, peresium, technetium neutronium, frozen radon, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, lead, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
Cool weather* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 10-02-19 (720p 30fps**) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, a group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located alongside E. Dakota Ave. near N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:56am PDT on 10-02-19 (or, "2019-10-02T07:56" or "2019 02 October" or even, "Oct. 02, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 47°F (8.3°C) increasing to 59°F (15°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong papoose uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 1.70mph (2.74kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Super Hang-On" (the song is titled, "Hard Road") by Sega from 1986.
This song isn't metal so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons*** out of Cleanax (or other brand of nasal tissue), sheets torn off of a toilet roll, or even pieces torn from an ass doily {flushable paper sanitary toliet seat cover}, worry about scrambling to find Q-Tips (or other brand of cotton swabs) to stem the tide of bright red blood shooting out of your ears with little advance warning, or try in vain to find a bottle of ear bleach so that you can thoroughly douche out your ears with it before you become transformed into a headbanger. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
That bluish-green "flare" and beam that you see late in the flight was just me attempting (and failing rather miserably) to shoot down the drone with my Directly-Injected 505nm Bluish-Green ("mint green") Laser Pen. ;-)
L'organisme cybernétique gai, un peu gros (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» les batteries mortes sacrées dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The gay, somewhat fat cybernetic organism (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
This time, I was actually able to land *ON* the landing apron instead of next to it. :-)
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
** 720p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
*** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, calcium, plutonium, liquid xenon, gaseous argon, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, sodium, indium, tin, talgonite, peresium, technetium neutronium, frozen radon, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, lead, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
Sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 10-01-19 (720p 30fps*) (3)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west parking lot of a Soviet-era structure (it has a name in Russian writing, plus the classic "hammer & sickle" graphic on it) immediately adjacent to the Vallarta Supermarket located at 3850 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:38pm PDT on 10-01-19 (or, "2019-10-01T18:38" or "2019 01 October" or even, "Oct. 01, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 68°F (20°C) decreasing to 66°F (18.9°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten ninja micturition yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 2.0mph (3.22kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by The Police and zax from the PC computer demo, "TP5 Intro" by the pee-cee demo group Cascada.
These songs aren't metal so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons** out of Cleanax (or other brand of nasal tissue), sheets torn off of a toilet roll, or even pieces torn from an ass doily {flushable paper toliet seat cover}, worry about scrambling to find Q-Tips (or other brand of cotton swabs) to stem the tide of bright red blood shooting out of your ears with little advance warning, or try in vain to find a bottle of ear bleach so that you can thoroughly douche out your ears with it before you become transformed into a metalhead. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see early and again late into the flight was just me attempting (and failing rather miserably) to shoot the drone out of the sky with my Directly-Injected 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen. ;-)
L'organisme cybernétique gai, un peu gros (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» les batteries mortes sacrées dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The gay, somewhat fat cybernetic organism (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
More info. on my website about the DJI Phantom 3 Standard at http://tllm.site/54/dji-1.htm, the
* 720p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, calcium, plutonium, gaseous neon, liquid xenon, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, sodium, indium, tin, talgonite, peresium, technetium neutronium, frozen radon, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, lead, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
NOTE: THAT ISN'T A BOTTLE OF PISS THAT YOU SEE NEAR THE END OF THIS VIDEO!!! IT'S A HYBRID DRINK MADE UP OF 67% MOUNTAIN DEW AND 33% PIÑA COLADA POP!!!
Sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 09-30-19 (720p 30fps*) (3)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace near a socker pitch, a group of three baseball diamonds, and a canal located alongside E. Dakota Ave. and the area between N. Barton Ave. and N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:29pm PDT on 09-30-19 (or, "2019-09-30T18:29" or "2019 30 September" or even, "Sep. 30, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 70°F (21.1°C) decreasing to 66°F (18.9°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten tanner crab poddy** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 6.20mph (9.98kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the German electronica group Monkey Zound.
These songs aren't metal so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons*** out of Cleanax (or other brand of nasal tissue), sheets torn off of a loo roll (a role of buttwipe), or even pieces torn from an ass gasket {flushable paper toliet seat cover}, worry about scrambling to find Q-Tips (or other brand of cotton swabs) to stem the tide of bright red blood shooting out of your ears with little advance warning, or try in vain to find a bottle of ear bleach so that you can thoroughly douche out your ears with it before you become transformed into a metalhead. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'organisme cybernétique gai, un peu gros (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» les batteries mortes sacrées dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The gay, somewhat fat cybernetic organism (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* 720p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
** Tanner crab (all crustaceans actually) do not hit the head or use the whizzer like most people do (by storing their micturition in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into the walltoilet when the bladder is full -- the pinching submarine critter would have trouble flushing the john or pisser as well); therefore there is really no such thing as tanner crab poddy. ;-)
*** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, calcium, plutonium, liquid neon, gaseous krypton, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, sodium, indium, tin, talgonite, peresium, technetium neutronium, frozen radon, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, lead, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 09-30-19 (1080p 30fps*) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the southern perimeter of Granite Park (a trio of baseball diamonds) located at 4082 N. Cedar Ave. Fresno CA. USA at 3:41pm PDT on 09-30-19 (or, "2019-09-30T15:41" or "2019 30 September" or even, "Sep. 30, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 72°F (22.2°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong polar bear urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 9.0mph (14.49kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Anthrax. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Anthrax has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (except maybe in the songs, "Black Lodge", "Pieces", "Safe Home" and, "Toast to the Extras" {which actually has a bit of a 'country twang' to it -- and none of these songs are in this afternoon's video!}) and is most certainly neither *NICE* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like platypus venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons** floating in their toilets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that dented can of silver spray paint and the holey, paint-soaked hankie that fell into the loo earlier this morning and they missed the dustbin when they tried to throw the yucking fucky things away. :-)
(That handkerchief was holey?!? Maybe they should invest in some mothballs {naphthalene or 1,4-Dichlorobenzene [aka. paradichlorobenzene]} next time around, hahaha!!! ;-)
L'organisme cybernétique gai, un peu gros (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» les batteries mortes sacrées dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The gay, somewhat fat cybernetic organism (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* 1080p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, calcium, plutonium, liquid neon, gaseous krypton, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, sodium, indium, tin, talgonite, peresium, technetium neutronium, frozen radon, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, lead, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
Pre-sunrise flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 09-30-19 (1080p 30fps*) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:42am PDT on 09-30-19 (or, "2019-09-30T06:42" or "2019 30 September" or even, "Sep. 30, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 52°F (11.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "stale giraffe piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 0.20mph (0.32kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Metallica. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddless you off or makes your ears bleed.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Metallica has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (well, except maybe in the instrumental songs, "The Call of Ktulu" and, "Orion" and neither one of those is in today's video) and is most certainly neither *NICE* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like fiddleback spider venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons** floating in their toilets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that dented can of silver spray paint and the holey, paint-soaked sweater that fell into the loo earlier this morning and they missed the dustbin when they tried to throw the yucking fucky things away. :-)
(That sweater was holey?!? Maybe they should invest in some mothballs {naphthalene or 1,4-Dichlorobenzene [aka. paradichlorobenzene]} next time around, hahaha!!! ;-D)
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see several times during the flight was just me attempting (and failing rather miserably) to shoot the drone out of the sky with my Directly-Injected 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen. ;-)
L'organisme cybernétique gai, un peu gros (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez est le pilote - moi évidemment ! {The gay, somewhat fat cybernetic organism (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
* 1080p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, calcium, plutonium, liquid fluorine, gaseous krypton, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, sodium, indium, tin, talgonite, peresium, iron neutronium, frozen radon, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, lead, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
Post-sunset slightly queer* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 09-29-19 (1080p 30fps**) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:56pm PDT on 09-29-19 (or, "2019-09-29T18:56" or "2019 29 September" or even, "Sep. 29, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 68°F (20°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong skunk piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally calm at the surface.
The music that you hear are songs from the rock group Van Halen.
These songs aren't metal so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons*** out of Cleanax (or other brand of nasal tissue), sheets torn off of a bog roll (a role of asswipe), or even pieces torn from an ass doily {flushable paper toliet seat cover}, worry about scrambling to find Q-Tips (or other brand of cotton swabs) to stem the tide of bright red blood shooting out of your ears with little advance warning, or try in vain to find a bottle of ear bleach so that you can thoroughly douche out your ears with it before you become transformed into a metalhead. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
L'un peu gros singe de bout (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» nom d'un chien darn-diddly-arn les batteries mortes dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat butt monkey (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* Slightly queer because I spent much of the flight fv¢k¡ñg with the camera gimbal; you'll see the camera going up & down more than you think it should.
** 1080p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
*** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, calcium, plutonium, liquid fluorine, gaseous xenon, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, sodium, indium, tin, talgonite, peresium, magnesium neutronium, frozen radon, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, lead, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
Somewhat brief* flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 09-29-19 (1080p 30fps**) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over McLane Stadium near the intersection of E. Clinton Ave. and N.
Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 12:12pm PDT on 09-29-19 (or, "2019-09-29T12:12" or "2019 29 September" or even,
"Sep. 29, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 67°F (19.4°C) increasing to 70°F (21.1°C) as the
flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "stale giraffe piss yellow" portable
digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called,
"anemometers") ;-) were variable to 7.0mph (11.27kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore PET demo, "No Pets Allowed" by Orb and zax called, "Nemesis the
Warlock" by Rob Hubbard.
These songs aren't metal so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons*** out of Cleanax (or other brand of
nasal tissue), sheets torn off of a toilet roll, or even pieces torn from an ass gasket {flushable paper toliet seat cover},
worry about scrambling to find Q-Tips (or other brand of cotton swabs) to stem the tide of bright red blood shooting
out of your ears with little advance warning, or try in vain to find a bottle of ear bleach so that you can thoroughly
douche out your ears with it before you become transformed into a metalhead. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses
you off.
L'un peu gros singe de bout (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans
le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» nom d'un chien
darn-diddly-arn les batteries mortes dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat butt monkey (THE
FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair
with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* Somewhat brief because a stadium security guard very politely asked me to stop flying at the stadium because (and I
quote, "They don't like drones being flown here".) I told her that I was certain that there were no players on the field
and no spectators in the stands, but she said that it didn't matter). So I told her that I'm bringing it in for a landing and
that I would not fly in this location again.
** 1080p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
*** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, calcium, plutonium, liquid fluorine,
gaseous xenon, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, sodium, indium, tin, talgonite,
peresium, magnesium neutronium, frozen radon, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, lead, etc., you ain't gonna
find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
***NSFYE*** Windy sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 09-28-19 (1080p 30fps*) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the western perimeter of Granite Park (a trio of baseball diamonds) located at 4082 N. Cedar Ave. Fresno CA. USA at 6:42pm PDT on 09-28-19 (or, "2019-09-28T18:42" or "2019 28 September" or even, "Sep. 28, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly cloudy, temperature was 72°F (22.2°C) decreasing to 64°F (17.8°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten cicada micturition** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were mainly from the WNW steady at 12.20mph (19.64kph) with frequent extended gusts exceeding 24mph (38.64kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "Autobahn" by the German electronica group Kraftwerk.
L'un peu gros singe de bout (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» nom d'un chien darn-diddly-arn les batteries mortes dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat butt monkey (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* 1080p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
** Cicadas (all insects for that matter) do not visit the loo or use the pisscan like most people do (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the head or into the whizzer when the bladder is full -- the stupid loud buzzing insect would have trouble flushing the toliet or urinal as well); therefore there is really no such thing as cicada micturition. ;-)
*** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, calcium, plutonium, liquid fluorine, gaseous xenon, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, sodium, indium, tin, talgonite, peresium, magnesium neutronium, frozen radon, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, lead, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
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