Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 09-28-19 (1080p 30fps*) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the vacant northwest parking lot of Domino's Pizza located at 3307 N Cedar Ave,. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:40am PDT on 09-28-19 (or, "2019-09-28T08:40" or "2019 28 September" or even, "Sep. 28, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 59°F (15°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten Emperor penguin urine** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 3.90mph (6.29kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is just a random selection of songs that I picked by simply clicking willy-nilly in my OTHER MUSIC subdirectory except for, "Who Let the Dog Out" which I had already chosen beforehand.
These songs aren't metal (except *POSSIBLY* the song, "Bodies") so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons*** out of Cleanax (or other brand of nasal tissue), sheets torn off of a loo roll (a role of "paper toilets"), or even pieces torn from an ass doily {flushable paper toliet seat cover}, worry about scrambling to find Q-Tips (or other brand of cotton swabs) to stem the tide of bright red blood shooting out of your ears with little advance warning, or try in vain to find a bottle of ear bleach so that you can thoroughly douche out your ears with it before you become transformed into a metalhead. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
While I was flying my drone, I "heard" the song, "Who Let the Dog Out" by the Baha Men, so it'll be one of the songs that I add to this video in post.
L'un peu gros singe de bout (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» nom d'un chien darn-diddly-arn les batteries mortes dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat butt monkey (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* 1080p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
** Emperor penguins (all birds for that matter) do not visit the loo or use the pisscan like most people do (by storing their P-P in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the head or into the whizzer when the bladder is full -- the stupid Antarctic bird would have trouble flushing the toliet or urinal as well); therefore there is really no such thing as Emperor penguin urine. ;-)
*** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, calcium, plutonium, liquid fluorine, gaseous xenon, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, sodium, indium, tin, talgonite, peresium, magnesium neutronium, frozen radon, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, lead, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
***NSFW* **Sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 09-27-19 (1080p 30fps*) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:40pm PDT on 09-27-19 (or, "2019-09-27T18:40" or "2019 27 September" or even, "Sep. 27, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny becoming mostly clear as the spectral type G2 main sequence yellow dwarf star near the center of our planetary system sank below the horizon, temperature was 78°F (25.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten armadillo uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally calm at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the EDM group Far Too Loud.
These songs aren't metal so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons*** out of Cleanax (or other brand of nasal tissue), sheets torn off of a bog roll (a role of asswipe), or even pieces torn from an ass doily {flushable paper toliet seat cover}, worry about scrambling to find Q-Tips (or other brand of cotton swabs) to stem the tide of bright red blood shooting out of your ears with little advance warning, or try in vain to find a bottle of ear bleach so that you can thoroughly douche out your ears with it before you become transformed into a metalhead. ;-)
I added, "***NSFW***" because one of the songs has a singer with a poddy mouth in it (he says the F word and the S word in the song) and I'd hate to learn that you got shitcanned from your job because you were watching the video, the boss walked by, and heard the computer asking to have its speakers washed out with soap. :-O
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
* 1080p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, calcium, plutonium, liquid fluorine, gaseous xenon, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, sodium, indium, tin, talgonite, peresium, magnesium neutronium, frozen radon, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, lead, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 09-27-19 (1080p 30fps*) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the S parking lot of a Soviet-era structure (it has a name in Russian writing, plus the classic "hammer & sickle" graphic on it) immediately adjacent to the Vallarta Supermarket located at 3850 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 9:28am PDT on 09-27-19 (or, "2019-09-27T09:28" or "2019 27 September" or even, "Sep. 27, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny, temperature was 69°F (20.6°C) increasing to 70°F (21.2°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten doormouse micturition yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 8.70mph (14.01kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is just a random selection of songs that I picked by simply clicking willy-nilly in my OTHER MUSIC subdirectory; and the last isn't actually music at all; it goes as follows: The children's interactive book, "Poddy Time With Elmo" saying, *"Uh o! Who wants to die?"* followed by Jaxen Ross on YouTube repeating the phrase.
These songs aren't metal so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons*** out of Cleanax (or other brand of nasal tissue), sheets torn off of a bog roll (a role of asswipe), or even pieces torn from an ass doily {flushable paper toliet seat cover}, worry about scrambling to find Q-Tips (or other brand of cotton swabs) to stem the tide of bright red blood shooting out of your ears with little advance warning, or try in vain to find a bottle of ear bleach so that you can thoroughly douche out your ears with it before you become transformed into a metalhead. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
L'un peu gros singe de bout (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» nom d'un chien darn-diddly-arn les batteries mortes dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat butt monkey (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* 1080p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, calcium, plutonium, liquid fluorine, gaseous xenon, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallim, hassium, sodium, indium, tin, talgonite, peresium, magnesium neutronium, frozen radon, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, lead, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
Warm weather* sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard FPV Drone 09-26-19 (1080p 30fps**) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the rear (east) parking lot of the Panda Express Chinese restaraunt located at 3910 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:43pm PDT on 09-26-19 (or, "2019-09-26T18:43" or "2019 26 September" or even, "Sep. 26, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 93°F (33.9°C) decreasing to 89°F (31.7°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong panda bear micturition yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead calm at the surface.
The music that you hear is just a random selection of songs that I picked by simply clicking willy-nilly in my OTHER MUSIC subdirectory.
This song isn't metal so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons*** out of Cleanax (or other brand of nasal tissue), sheets torn off of a loo roll (a role of bungwipe), or even pieces torn from an ass doily {flushable paper toliet seat cover}, worry about scrambling to find Q-Tips (or other brand of cotton swabs) to stem the tide of bright red blood shooting out of your ears with little advance warning, or try in vain to find a bottle of ear bleach so that you can thoroughly douche out your ears with it before you become transformed into a metalhead. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
La un peu grosse fleur de cul (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» les batteries mortes sacrées dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment ! {The somewhat fat ass blossom (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
** 1080p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9) hours (!!!) to process and upload to YouTube. :-(
*** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, bauxite for aluminum (that's, "aluminium" for you UK viewers), plutonium, liquid neon, zirconium, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, indium, talgonite, peresium, sulfur neutronium, radium, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
***NSFYE*** Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 09-26-19 (1080p 30fps*) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west perimeter of Einstein Park located at 3566 E Dakota Ave. (some ass blossom has it spelled, "Dacota" on their mailbox, hahaha!!!) in Fresno CA. USA at 7:20am PDT on 09-26-19 (or, "2019-09-26T07:20" or "2019 26 September" or even, "Sep. 26, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny, temperature was 68°F (20°C) increasing to 70°F (21.2°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong wharf rat urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but relaxing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Anthrax. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Anthrax has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (except maybe in the songs, "Black Lodge", "Pieces", "Safe Home" and, "Toast to the Extras" {which actually has a bit of a 'country twang' to it -- and this song *IS* in this morning's video!}) and is most certainly neither *NICE* nor *SOOTHING!!!* ;-)
It's like box jellyfish venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons** floating in their toilet bowls or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that can of silver spray paint and the holey, paint-soaked sock that fell into the loo earlier this morning and they missed the wastepaperbasket when they tried to throw the yucking fucky things away. :-).
While flying my drone, I "heard" a brief song that I had written for Mike Jeavons in the UK a couple of years ago after he "reviewed" a product called Doc Bottoms Asspray.
It went like this {sung to the tune of, "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"}
? Hello my name is Mike J, ?
? I don't need no damn Asspray. ?
? I do not have smelly boobs, ?
? Makes me want to destroy loos. ?
? Throw that damn Asspray away, ?
? Please like and subscribe today. ?
L'un peu gros singe de bout (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» nom d'un chien darn-diddly-arn les batteries mortes dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat butt monkey (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* 1080p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, calcium, plutonium, liquid chlorine, zirconium, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, sodium, indium, tin, talgonite, peresium, magnesium neutronium, radium, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, lead, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
Brief* warm weather** post-sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 09-25-19 (1080p 30fps***) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:15pm PDT on 09-25-19 (or, "2019-09-25T19:15" or "2019 25 September" or even, "Sep. 25, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 95°F (35°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten cricket poddy**** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK occasionally calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but soothing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice relaxing Metallica. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it ticks you off or makes your ears bleed.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Metallica has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (well, except maybe in the instrumental songs, "The Call of Ktulu" and, "Orion" and neither one of those is in tonight's video) and is most certainly neither *NICE* nor *RELAXING!!!* ;-)
It's like false widow spider venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I missed "Mandatory Metallica" on 105.1 The Blaze (an FM radio station) here in Fresno again, so I had to make up for it. ;-)
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons***** floating in their toilets or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that dented can of silver spray paint and the holey, paint-soaked sweater that fell into the loo earlier this morning and they missed the wastepaperbasket when they tried to throw the yucking fucky things away. :-)
(That sweater was holey?!? Maybe they should invest in some mothballs {naphthalene or 1,4-Dichlorobenzene [aka. paradichlorobenzene]} next time around, hahaha!!! ;-D)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
That red flare that you see early and again late into the flight was just me taking pot shots at the drone with my 301 Prome Series Red Laser Pen. ;-)
* Brief because I wanted to see if the drone's camera could image the ISS (International Space Station) as it whizzed by.
Again, the sodding ISS wasn't even visible to the unaided eye. Dammit! Fv¢k€d again! :-(
Can you say, "The unwelcome party guest who got too hammered and uranated in the punchbowl" again? I've been skunked since Sep. 15!!! :-\
Data from the SpotTheStation email that I receive: Wed Sep 25, 7:18pm, duration 3 mins, maximum azimuth 15°, appears 14° above NW, disappears 11° above N.
** Very warm wx (weather) in this context means an ambient temperature of 95°F (35°C) to 103°F (39.4°C) at flight time.
*** 1080p 30fps because this flight is expected to be at least somewhat brief (though still requiring at least four hours to process & upload); a full-length (20 minute) 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9) hours(!!!) to process and upload to YouTube.
**** Crickets (all insects actually) do not hit the head or use the whizzer like most people do (by storing their micturition in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into the walltoilet when the bladder is full -- the stupid chirping insect would have trouble flushing the john or pisser as well); therefore there is really no such thing as cricket poddy. ;-)
***** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing!
***NSFYE***, ***NSFW*** Pre-sunrise flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 09-25-19 (1080p 30fps*) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the vacant parking lot of a strip mall containing a Family Dollar store located at 3243 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:20am PDT on 09-25-19 (or, "2019-09-25T06:20" or "2019 25 September" or even, "Sep. 25, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were clear, temperature was 68°F (20°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten gila monster piss** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally
clam but with occasional gusts variable to 4.70mph (7.57kph) at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but relaxing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Raven. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Raven has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* (well, except maybe in the instrumental song, "Bottom Line" and the sub-one minute song, "39-40" -- and neither of those songs is in this morning's video) and is most certainly neither *NICE* nor *SOOTHING!!!* ;-)
It's like platypus venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons*** floating in their toilet bowls or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that slightly dented can of gold spray paint and the holey, paint-soaked pair of long johns that fell into the can earlier this morning and they missed the wastepaperbasket when they tried to throw the yucking fucky things away. :-)
I also added, "***NSFW***" because one of the songs has a singer with a poddy mouth in it (he says the word, "{vulgar slang term for male gnards; five letters, starts with B and ends with S, rhymes with, "walls"}, he says the S-word, and I believe he also says the F-word) -- and I'd hate to learn that you got shitcanned from your job because you were watching the video, the boss walked by, and heard the computer asking to have its speakers washed out with soap. :-O
That bluish-green "flare" and beam that you see fairly early and again late into the flight was just me attempting (and failing rather miserably) to shoot down the drone with my Directly-Injected 505nm Bluish-Green ("mint green") Laser Pen. ;-)
L'un peu gros singe de bout (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» nom d'un chien darn-diddly-arn les batteries mortes dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat butt monkey (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
* 1080p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
** Gila monsters (all lizards actually) do not visit the loo or use the whizzer like most people do (by storing their micturition in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the bog or into the urinator when the bladder is full -- the stupid large critter would probably bust the toliet or pisscan trying to flush as well); therefore there is really no such thing as gila monster piss. ;-)
*** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Brief* warm weather** post-sunset flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 09-24-19 (1080p 30fps***) (2)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:05pm PDT on 09-24-19 (or, "2019-09-24T20:05" or "2019 24 September" or even, "Sep. 24, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were clear, temperature was 86°F (30°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong armadillo uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK occasionally calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Roadblasters" by Atari from 1987 *(this is for glenesis here on YouTube!)*, and zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Afterburner ][" aka., "Afterburner Deluxe" by Sega from 1987.
This music isn't metal so I don't think that you'll have to fashion aural tampons**** out of Cleanax (or other brand of nasal tissue), sheets torn off of a loo roll (a role of buttwipe), or even pieces torn from an ass doily {flushable paper toliet seat cover}, worry about scrambling to find Q-Tips (or other brand of cotton swabs) to stem the tide of bright red blood shooting out of your ears with little advance warning, or try in vain to find a bottle of ear bleach that isn't already empty so that you can thoroughly douche out your ears with it before you become transformed into a metalhead. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
That greenish-blue "flare" and beam that you see fairly early into the flight was just me attempting (and failing rather miserably) to shoot down the drone with my Directly-Injected 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen. ;-)
* Brief because I wanted to see if the drone's camera could image the ISS (International Space Station) as it whizzed by.
The ISS wasn't even visible to the naked eye. Dammit! Fv¢k€d once more! :-(
Can you say, "The unwelcome party guest who got too drunk and defecated in the punchbowl" again? :-\
Data from the SpotTheStation email that I receive: Tue Sep 24, 8:07pm, duration 2 mins, maximum azimuth 11°, appears 10° above NW, disappears 10° above N.
** Warm weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 86°F (30°C) to 94°F (34.4°C) at flight time.
*** 1080p 30fps because this flight is expected to be at least somewhat brief (though still requiring at least four hours to process & upload); a full-length (20 minute) 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9) hours(!!!) to process and upload to YouTube.
**** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, thorium, radium, platinum, sodium, liquid neon, zirconium, calcium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, tin, gold, indium, talgonite, peresium, helium neutronium, radium, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, silver, antimony, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
***NSFC***, ***NSFYE*** Flight of my DJI Phantom 3 Standard 09-24-19 (1080p 30fps*) (1)
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the south parking lot of the Crosspoint Church located at 2518 N. Cedar Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:20am PDT on 09-24-19 (or, "2019-09-24T07:20" or "2019 24 September" or even, "Sep. 24, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were clear, temperature was 63°F (17.2°C) increasing to 66°F (18.9°C) as the flight wrapped up (like a douche) ;-), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten komodo dragon uranation** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though the bloody things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
Light some candles, draw a refreshing (but relaxing) bubble bath, and immerse yourself in the sweat dulcet tones of some nice soothing Megadeth. ;-)
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off or makes your ears bleed.
*THE FV¢K?!?*
Megadeth has *NO SWEET DULCET TONES* and is most certainly neither *NICE* nor *SOOTHING!!!* ;-)
It's like platypus venom to the ears of many!!! :-O
I added, ***NSFC*** (Not Safe For Christians) to the video title because the first song by Skinny Puppy is titled, "Church in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws" and it's about going to church...well...you know where -- and devout Christians could be offended by it.
I also added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the video title because not everybody who comes here to watch drone vidz is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping and subsequently won't appreciate seeing all of those bloody Q-Tips or used aural tampons*** floating in their toilet bowls or finding empty bottles of ear bleach languishing in their bathroom waste bins or lying on the floor in front of their lavatories (bathroom sinks) along with that can of silver spray paint and the holey, paint-soaked Hanes V-neck T-shirt that fell into the loo earlier this morning and they missed the wastepaperbasket when they tried to throw the yucking fucky things away. :-)
That green "flare" that you see approx. 3:40 into the flight was just me taking pot shots at the drone with my Adjustable 1x AAA Green Beam DPSS Portable Laser. ;-)
L'un peu gros singe de bout (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez avec le cache «pirate» noir stupide vous assoyant dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec «muet comme une boîte de marteaux» nom d'un chien darn-diddly-arn les batteries mortes dans cela est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat butt monkey (THE FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see with the stupid black "pirate" eyepatch sitting in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the "dumb as a box of hammers" gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}
This will be my final flight at this location; the church pastor came out and he very gently asked if I could please refrain from flying there and explained in great detail why. We had an extremely pleasant conversation about drones and church attendance and other stuff; so no, I did not make a new enemy -- in fact I may have very well made a new friend! :-)
* 1080p 30fps because a sub-20 minute 2.7k video takes approx. nine (9!!!) hours to process and upload to YouTube.
** Komodo dragons (all lizards actually) do not hit the head or use the whizzer like most people do (by storing their micturition in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into the pisscan when the bladder is full -- the stupid large critter would probably bust the toliet or wall-mounted porcelain uranator trying to flush as well); therefore there is really no such thing as komodo dragon uranation. ;-)
*** Unlike EDM (which is not a real thing according to the group Far Too Loud), aural tampons *ARE* a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin... :-O
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining gadolinium, nickel, calcium, plutonium, liquid neon, zirconium, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, potassium, gallium, hassium, sodium, indium, tin, talgonite, peresium, fluorine neutronium, radium, cinnabar for mercury, manganese, zinc, lead, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet known) ;-)
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