Strobing Yellow Pumpkin Lite, retail $3.99 (www.wall*mart.com...)
Manufactured by Fun World (URL unknown)
Last updated 11-02-19
Wel, thuh kompenie thaat maiks thuh Strobing Yellow Pumpkin Lite kant spel thuh werd "light", but that's alright -- this product isn't all that exciting to me anyway (e.g., it was a bit underwhelming) -- you can't win them all.
This is a flickering (strobing, actually) light designed for you to put inside a Halloween Jack'O Lantern (carved pumpkin); it is meant to replace candles and thus, make the Jack'O Lantern safe and windproof. It is a flat, circular (puck-shaped) device that has two diffused yellow LEDs (1 stays steady-on, the other one rapidly strobes).
They are designed with a battery that is meant to be replaceable, so you can use them year after year.
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Slide the small black slide switch on the underside of the unit toward the right (as you're looking at the bottom of the unit) to turn it on.
Slide the small black slide switch on the underside of the unit toward the left to neutalise it.
Turn the unit upside-down, and unclip & remove the battery hatch.
If necessary, remove and dispose of or recycle the used CR2032 lithium coin cell from the compartment.
Insert a new CR2032 lithium coin cell in the compartment, orienting it so that the button-end (-) negative goes in first.
Place the battery door back on, pres it until it clicks into place, and there, all finished.
Unable to measure current usage due to how the product was constructed and how it functions.
This product is made entirely of plastic (the outer portions anyway), so "The Smack Test" would not be very appropriate.
The product is also not too water-resistant; there are no O-rings or other environmental seals visible in it. Clean them with a damp cloth before storage - that ought to be kosher with them.
They do appear durable enough that slightly manhandling them (dropping them a short distance) should not cause any harm to befall them.
The one thing that pisses me off about the Strobing Yellow Pumpkin Lite is just how dim it is.
I just can't see this product making the inside of a Jack-O-Lantern visible unless one were plunged into total darkness.
It's been an awful long time since a product has "earned" the "prestigious" {cough, sputter, sound of a toliet flushing} "0 Stars -- Piss on It" rating from me, but the Strobing Yellow Pumpkin Lite blinking has been given this distinction.
Photograph of the unit in its "on" state.
Spectrographic analysis of the LEDs in this light.
Spectrographic analysis of the LEDs in this light; spectrometer's response narrowed to a band between 580nm and 600nm to pinpoint the peak emission wavelength, which is 590.220nm.
The raw spectrometer data (tab-delimited that can be loaded into Excel) is at flpl.txt
Video on YourTube allowing you to see the Strobing Yellow Pumpkin Lite blinking on the bed while it's strobing.
That sound that you hear is an audio (sound) clip from the movie, "Halloween III: Season of the Witch".
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the audio may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
O BOY!!! Some blinking lights! So thrilling!! So heart-stopping!!!
Actually, it kinda makes you want to "kik" "onn" "uv" "thoz" "Penile" "Whear" "Liggacher"-"Reezistent" "Prizen" "Commbies" "ovur" "ahnd" "pruseed" "tu" "bete" "thuh" "liveng" "tweadel" "owt" "uv" "itt" "whithe" "ahn" "olld" "orr" "yoozed" "tuthbrusch" doesn't it? ;-)
Video on YourTube allowing you to see the extent of our Halloween decorations this year (2019).
O BOY!!! Some blinking lights! So thrilling!! So heart-stopping!!!
Actually, it kinda makes you want to "kik" "thuh" "lidd" "oph" "uh" "Jak" "Oh" "Lanturne, "pea" "inn" "iht", "ahnd" "thenh" "pruseed" "tu" "bete" "thuh" "liveng" "tweadel" "owt" "uv" "itt" "whithe" "thuh" "handel" "uv" "ahn" "olld" "orr" "yoozed" "puschbrume" doesn't it? ;-)
That music that you hear is the song, "Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett.
None of these products are audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
The video was allowed to loop several times in order to accommodate the length of the song.
TEST NOTES:
Test unit was purchased at a Wall*Mart store in Fresno CA. USA on 10-01-19.
UPDATE: 00-00-00
PROS:
Portable and battery-powered
NEUTRAL:
CONS:
Dim, dim, dim!!! What went wrong?
MANUFACTURER: Unknown
PRODUCT TYPE: Decorative accessory for Halloween pumpkin
LAMP TYPE: 3mm diffused yellow LED
No. OF LAMPS: 2
BEAM TYPE: N/A
SWITCH TYPE: Slide switch on/off on bottom of unit
CASE MATERIAL: Plastic
BEZEL: Plastic
BATTERY: 1x CR2032 lithium coin cell
CURRENT CONSUMPTION: Unknown/unable to measure
WATER RESISTANT: Very light splatter-resistance at maximum
SUBMERSIBLE: ¡¡¡LA GRAN CALABAZA CAGANDO GRANDE GORDO EN PORCHE DE ALGÚN POBRE CABRÓN LUZ, NO!!!
ACCESSORIES: 1x CR2032 lithium coin cell
SIZE: Unknown/unable to measure
WEIGHT: 20g (0.710 oz.)
WARRANTY: Unknown/not stated
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