***NSFW*** Somewhat fuxxored flights* of my Hubsan X4 Star PRO H507A GPS R/C Camera Drone 03-14-19 (720p) (3).
Flights took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the outfield of a baseball diamond at Lions Skate Park located at 4650 N Marks Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 1:11pm PST on 03-14-19 (or, (or, "2019-03-14T13:11" or "2019 14 Mar." or even, "March 14, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a fv¢k¡ñg bell, temperature was 61°F (16.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "rotten giraffe pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "R2-D2 (Lives in my Ass)" by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet" and, Good L_ck, Yo_'re F_cked" by Celldweller.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
I added, "***NSFW***" (Not Safe For Work) to the title because the second song drops the F-bomb numerous times.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
This drone makes a poddy-poor aerial videography platform because it does not have a gimbal -- the camera is hard-mounted directly into the drone's fuselage.
* Somewhat fuxxored flights because the drone began to yaw uncontrollably on several occasions for reasons not-yet-known. I checked my repair for correct alignment; that wasn't "it". :-P
Cool weather* flight of my Hubsan X4 Star PRO H507A GPS R/C Camera Drone 03-14-19 (720p) (2).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the field to the side of Bedrosian Tile and Marble located near W. Shaw Ave and N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:55am PST on 03-14-19 (or, (or, "2019-03-14T08:55" or "2019 14 Mar." or even, "March 14, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a fv¢k¡ñg bell, temperature was 46°F (7.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong ninja micturition** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "Stinks Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana and the song, "R2-D2 (Lives in my Ass)" by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K¡NG F46607) that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
This drone makes a urine-poor aerial videography platform because it does not have a gimbal -- the camera is hard-mounted directly into the drone's fuselage.
I flew the drone low and slowly over a grounded pair of geese.
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
** Ninjas don't go poddy like most people do (by storing their pee in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the whizzer or the loo when the bladder is full -- they just whip out their peckers and uranate willy-nilly. ;-)
Cool weather* flight of my Hubsan X4 Star PRO H507A GPS R/C Camera Drone 03-14-19 (720p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:06am PST on 03-14-19 (or, (or, "2019-03-14T07:06" or "2019 14 Mar." or even, "March 14, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 36°F (2.2°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong scorpion poddy** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "Monkeyplastic in Studio One" by the German electronica group Monkey Zound.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see near the beginning and end of the flight was me taking pot shots at the drone with my gosh darn-diddly-arn Directly-Injected 5mW 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K¡NG F46607) that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
This drone makes a piddle-poor aerial videography platform because it does not have a gimbal -- the camera is hard-mounted directly into the drone's fuselage.
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
** Scorpions (all arthropods, actually) do not visit the loo like most people do (by storing their uranation in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the urinal or head when the bladder is full -- the scorpion would have trouble flushing as well); therefore there is really no such thing as scorpion poddy. ;-)
Brief night flight of my Hubsan X4 Star PRO H507A GPS R/C Camera Drone 03-13-19 (720p) (6).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 9:03pm PST on 03-13-19 (or, (or, "2019-03-13T21:03" or "2019 13 Mar." or even, "March 13, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly clear, temperature was 51°F (10.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong porcupine urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally dead clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Afterburner ][" by Sega from 1987.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see near the beginning of the flight was me taking pot shots at the drone with my gosh darn-diddly-arn Directly-Injected 5mW 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K¡NG F46607) that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
This drone makes a uranation-poor aerial videography platform because it does not have a gimbal -- the camera is hard-mounted directly into the drone's fuselage.
Brief windy day* flight of my Hubsan X4 Star PRO H507A GPS R/C Camera Drone 03-13-19 (720p) (5).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the field to the side of Bedrosian Tile and Marble located near W. Shaw Ave and N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:21pm PST on 03-13-19 (or, (or, "2019-03-13T17:21" or "2019 13 Mar." or even, "March 13, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 62°F (16.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong wombat piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were gusty and variable to 23.40mph (37.67kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "Rock That Beat" by the EDM group Far Too Loud.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
This drone makes a tinkle-poor aerial videography platform because it does not have a gimbal -- the camera is hard-mounted directly into the drone's fuselage.
I flew the drone low and slowly over a grounded gaggle of geese.
* Brief windy day because the little lightweight plastic drone had to fight the wind with everything it had; this caused the flight battery to become depleted much more rapidly than it would on a calm day.
***NSFW*** Brief windy day* post-tweak flight of my Hubsan X4 Star PRO H507A GPS R/C Camera Drone 03-13-19 (720p) (4).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 2:22pm PST on 03-13-19 (or, (or, "2019-03-13T14:22" or "2019 13 Mar." or even, "March 13, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 59°F (15°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong wombat piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 10.90mph (17.55kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "Software Make The Dance Foam Oil" by Epidrena and Rave Overscan Network and the song, "R2-D2 (Lives in my Ass)" by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
I added, "***NSFW***" (Not Safe For Work) to the title because the first song drops the F-bomb a few times.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
This drone makes a piddle-poor aerial videography platform because it does not have a gimbal -- the camera is hard-mounted directly into the drone's fuselage.
* Brief windy day because the little lightweight plastic drone had to fight the wind with everything it had; this caused the flight battery to become depleted much more rapidly than it would on a calm day.
Extremely brief very fuxxored* "flights" of my Hubsan X4 Star PRO H507A GPS R/C Camera Drone 03-13-19 (720p) (3).
"Flights" took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 1:55pm PST on 03-13-19 (or, (or, "2019-03-13T13:55" or "2019 13 Mar." or even, "March 13, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 59°F (15°C), and winds measured with my sodding stupid
rotten gecko poddy** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "I Wanna Poop in Diane Sawyer'a Mailbox" by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" part of, "The Motorcycle Song" by Arlo Guthrie.
This is the famous, "I don't want a pickle" song.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique foutu soufflé avec les batteries mortes sapristi stupides dans lui est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
This drone makes a uranation-poor aerial videography platform because it does not have a gimbal -- the camera is hard-mounted directly into the drone's fuselage.
* Extremely brief very fuxxored because after the drone fell out of the sky to end the previous flight, all it does now is spin counterclockwise (anticlockwise for my loyal UK viewers) and moves wherever the wind blows it. :-(
* Geckos (all lizards for that matter) do not hit the head like most people do (by storing their piddle in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the urinal or loo when the bladder is full -- the stupid writhing & wrigging creature would have trouble flushing the john as well); therefore there is really no such thing as gecko poddy. ;-)
Cool weather* flight of my Hubsan X4 Star PRO H507A GPS R/C Camera Drone 03-13-19 (720p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 9:36am PST on 03-13-19 (or, (or, "2019-03-13T09:36" or "2019 13 Mar." or even, "March 13, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 46°F (7.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid sodding "strong groundhog poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 1mph (1.61kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "Light Sticks" by the EDM group Far Too Loud.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see near the beginning of the flight was me taking pot shots at the drone with my gosh darn-diddly-arn Directly-Injected 5mW 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen.
«Le paquet brûlant quelque peu gros de brindilles» (FOUTU FAGOT) ces vous voyez est le pilote -- je naturellement! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K¡NG F46607) that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
This drone makes a uranation-poor aerial videography platform because it does not have a gimbal -- the camera is hard-mounted directly into the drone's fuselage.
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
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