VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 9)



Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 9)
Last updated 04-07-19



Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 02-27-19 (1080p) (5).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the outfield of a baseball diamond at Lions Skate Park located at 4650 N Marks Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 3:51pm PST on 02-27-19 (or, (or, "2019-02-27T15:51" or "2019 27 Feb." or even, "February 27, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly cloudy, temperature was 67°F (19.4°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten stinkbug poddy* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 5.50mph (8.86kph) at the surface with observed higher sustained winds aloft.

The music that you hear are several songs by the NY metal group Anthrax.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

* Stinkbugs (all insects actually) do not go and have a wee like most people do (by storing their piss in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when their pissinary bladder is full -- the damn smelly bug wouldn't be able to flush the head anyway); therefore there is really no such thing as stinkbug poddy. ;-)




Windy day flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 02-27-19 (1080p) (4).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 1:49pm PST on 02-27-19 (or, (or, "2019-02-27T13:49" or "2019 27 Feb." or even, "February 27, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly cloudy, temperature was 68°F (20°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten squid piddle* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and gusty to 14.40mph (23.18kph) at the surface with observed higher sustained winds aloft.

The music that you hear are a collection of random songs -- I simply selected songs willy-nilly from the subdirectory in which they reside.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it ticks you off.

* Squid (all cephalopods actually) do not go poddy like most people do (by storing their tinkle in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when their pissinary bladder is full -- the sea critters wouldn't be able to flush the bog anyway); therefore there is really no such thing as squid piddle. ;-)




Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 02-27-19 (1080p) (3).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the field to the side of Bedrosian Tile and Marble located near W. Shaw Ave and N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 11:11am PST on 02-27-19 (or, (or, "2019-02-27T11:11" or "2019 27 Feb." or even, "February 27, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly cloudy, temperature was 61°F (16.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten starfish poddy* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable and gusty to 7.30mph (11.75kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear are several songs by the Scorpions.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant stupide avec les batteries mortes sacrées dans cela sont le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (FV¢K¡NG F46607) that you see in the stupid fracking electric wheelchair with the gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}

From this launch site, I could easily see the Big Lots! store, the Grocery Outlet, and the Pantera Bread place across Shaw Ave. and and Chili's on my side of Shaw.

* Starfish (all invertebrates, actually) do not visit the loo like most people do (by storing their piddle in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the head when the bladder is full -- the starfish would have trouble flushing as well); therefore there is really no such thing as starfish poddy. ;-)




Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 02-27-19 (1080p) (2).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the far (vacant) parking lot of the Big Lots! store located at 3520 W. Shaw Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 10:49am PST on 02-27-19 (or, (or, "2019-02-27T10:49" or "2019 27 Feb." or even, "February 27, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly cloudy, temperature was 59°F (15°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten polar bear micturition yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable and gusty to 7.30mph (11.75kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear are the songs, "Blinded By the Light (Wrapped Up Like a Douche)" by Manfred Mann and the Earth Band and, "Brick House" by The Commodores.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant stupide avec les batteries mortes sacrées dans cela sont le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (FV¢K¡NG F46607) that you see in the stupid fracking electric wheelchair with the gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}

This flight is slightly shorter than expected because the drone inexplicably stopped transmitting its 5.8GHz WiFi signal shortly before stage 1 LVC would have sounded. I brought the drone down and close to me -- still no dice. So I just said fv¢k it and brought the little guy in for a landing.




Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 02-27-19 (1080p) (1).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the apt. complex located adjacent to N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:36am PST on 02-27-19 (or, (or, "2019-02-27T07:36" or "2019 27 Feb." or even, "February 27, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly cloudy, temperature was 52°F (11.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten llama pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.

The music that you hear are several songs by Static-X and zax from the Commodore PET computer demo, "No Pets Allowed" by the Commodore demo group Orb from 2010.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.

While I was flying, I "heard" the song, "S.O.S. (Sawed-Off Shotgun)" by the Glorious Sons.




Post-sunset "flite"* of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 02-26-19 (1080p) (6).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the apt. complex located adjacent to N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:11pm PST on 02-26-19 (or, (or, "2019-02-26T18:11" or "2019 26 Feb." or even, "February 26, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly cloudy, temperature was 61°F (16.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong gazelle micturition yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.

The music that you hear are the songs, "Installing the Catheter" by 36 Crazyfists (this song has nothing whatsoever to do with installing a pee-pee tube!), "Twilight Zone (When the Bullet Hits the Phone)" by Golden Earring, and, "Go Drop Your Bomb" by Scordar.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.

* "flite" instead of "flight" because...well I'll just let the scroll text of a PC computer demo program by the demo group TDM from 2010 do the talking here:
A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO? ;-)




Somewhat brief* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 02-26-19 (1080p) (5).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over a small greenspace in the apt. complex where I live in Fresno CA. USA at 4:44pm PST on 02-26-19 (or, (or, "2019-02-26T16:44" or "2019 26 Feb." or even, "February 26, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly cloudy, temperature was 63°F (17.2°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong gazelle micturition yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.

The music that you hear are the songs, "Light Sticks" and, "Excision" from the EDM group Far Too Loud.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant stupide avec les batteries mortes sacrées dans cela sont le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (FV¢K¡NG F46607) that you see in the stupid fracking electric wheelchair with the gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}

* Somewhat brief because some dimbulb fv¢kweed (which would be me in this case) forgot to press the Record Video button until at least four minutes into the flight. :-/




Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 02-26-19 (1080p) (4).

Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the parking lot behind Chili's Restaraunt located at W. Shaw Ave and N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 1:53pm PST on 02-26-19 (or, (or, "2019-02-26T13:53" or "2019 26 Feb." or even, "February 26, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly cloudy, temperature was 65°F (18.9°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten scorpion poddy* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally variable and gusty to 6.60mph (10.63kph) at the surface.

The music that you hear are several pieces of zax from various games & demos for the Commore 64 computer.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.

L'un peu gros «tas flamboyant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant stupide avec les batteries mortes sacrées dans cela sont le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "flaming pile of sticks" (FV¢K¡NG F46607) that you see in the stupid fracking electric wheelchair with the gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!}

From this launch site, I could easily see the Big Lots! store, the Grocery Outlet, and the Pantera Bread place across Shaw Ave. and and Chili's on my side of Shaw.

* Scorpions (all arthropods, actually) do not hit the head like most people do (by storing their pee-pee in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when the bladder is full -- the scorpion would have trouble flushing as well); therefore there is really no such thing as scorpion poddy. ;-)


Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 9)







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