VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 5)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 5)
Last updated 02-28-19
This drone was destroyed before I was able to take any product photos; the replacement arrived on February 14, 2019.
Brief flights of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 01-11-19 (720p*) (1).
Flights took place in the airspace over a vacant lot located near the intersection of Ellinor Ave. and Olympic Hwy. N. in Shelton WA. USA at 2:06pm on 01-11-19 (or,"2019-01-11T14:06" or, "2019 11 Jan." or even, "January 11, 2019" if you prefer)
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 57°F (13.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong wildebeest piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax for the Commodore 64 computer titled, "Auf Wiedersehen Monty" by the C=64 music composers Rob Hubbard Ben Daglish.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) dans le fauteuil roulant électrique sacré que vous voyez est le pilote - moi évidemment ! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (THE FV¢K¡NG F46607) in the gosh darn-diddly-arn electric wheelchair that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
* 720p because I intentionally failed to install a MicroSD memory chip into the drone's camera (the video was recorded to my tablet computer -- this also explains the occasional artifacts and brief disruptions in the video.)
Flights of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 01-10-19 (720p) (2).
Flights took place in the airspace over Kneeland Park in Shelton WA. USA at 2:33pm on 01-10-19 (or,"2019-01-10T1433" or, "2019 10 Jan." or even, "January 10, 2019" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 52°F (11.2°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten doormouse poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Afterburner ][" aka., "Afterburner Deluxe") by Sega from 1987.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) dans le fauteuil roulant électrique sacré que vous voyez est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of sticks" (THE FV¢K¡NG F46607) in the gosh darn-diddly-arn electric wheelchair that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
* 720p because I forgot to install a MicroSD memory chip into the drone's camera; as a result, the video was recorded to my tablet computer -- this also explains the occasional artifacts and brief disruptions in the video. However, it did extend battery life to 20+ minutes! I'll do the same thing on my next flight and see what happens.
Cool weather* near-sunrise flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 01-09-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place in the airspace over the parking lot of the Four Square Church located near the intersection of Dearborn Ave. and Ridge Rd. in Shelton WA. USA at 8:08am on 01-09-19 (or,"2019-01-09T08:08" or, "2019 09 Jan." or even, "January 09, 2019" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy with lite** rain and lite** patchy frog in the vicinity (visibility was not an issue because the fog was nowhere near the airspace in which I flew), temperature was 41°F (5°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten mayfly piss*** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the coin-op arcade video game Super Hang-On (the tune is titled, "Sprinter") by Sega from 1986.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
** "lite" instead of "light" because...well I'll just let the scroll text of a PC computer demo program by the demo group TDM from 2010 do the talking here:
A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. LIGHT AND LITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
*** Mayflies (all insects actually) do not go to have a wee like most people do (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when their pissinary bladder is full -- the mayfly might be dead by the time that it attempted to flush the head anyway); therefore there is really no such thing as mayfly piss. ;-)
***NSFYE*** Cool weather* flights of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 01-07-19 (1080p) (2).
Flights took place in the airspace over a vacant lot near the intersection of Olympic Hwy. N. and Ellinor Ave. in Shelton WA. USA at 3:31pm on 01-07-19 (or,"2019-01-07T15:31" or, "2019 07 Jan." or even, "January 07, 2019" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 44°F (6.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten honeybee poddy** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is various songs by the metal group Anthrax.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the title because not everybody who comes to YouTube to watch R/C drone videos is a metalhead and would appreciate the unwelcome surprise earwhipping. :-)
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) dans le fauteuil roulant électrique sacré que vous voyez est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of sticks" (THE FV¢K¡NG F46607) in the gosh darn-diddly-arn electric wheelchair that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
The duration (flight time) was increased because I brought two flight batteries with me; being a brushless motor drone I didn't need to wait 10+ minutes between battery changes so I was able to swap out batteries and relaunch immediately.
While flying the drone, I kept "hearing" the song, "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" by Wham.
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
** Honeybees (all insects actually) do not pass uranation like most people do (by storing their wee-wee in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the lhead when their pissinary bladder is full -- the bee wouldn't be able to flush the loo anyway); therefore there is really no such thing as honeybee poddy. ;-)
Cold weather* sunrise flights of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 01-07-19 (1080p) (1).
Flights took place in the airspace over the NW parking lot of the Quik-E-Mart (aka. Brad's Quick Stop) / Union 76 Gasoline Station located near the intersection of Cascade Ave. and Olympic Hwy N. (directly across Olympic Hwy. from Shelton Outfitters and directly across Cascade Ave. from Hillcrest Shell) in Shelton WA. USA at 7:54am on 01-07-19 (or,"2019-01-07T07:54" or, "2019 07 Jan." or even, "January 07, 2019" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were partly cloudy, temperature was 31°F (-0.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten praying mantis piddle** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were clam at the surface but observed sustained winds were estimated at 10mph (16.10kph) aloft.
The music that you hear is zax from the PC computer demo, "Second Reality" aka. "Unreal ][" and, "Assembly 94 invitation zax" by the Finnish pee-cee computer demo group Future Crew.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
While I was flying my drone, I "heard" the following song:
? Jorge Jorge Jorge of the jungle ?
? Jorge Jorge Jorge of the jungle ?
? Jorge Jorge Jorge of the jungle ?
? Watch out for that tree!!! ?
as the gay little plastic drone looked as though it were getting dangerously close to trees -- however I was easily able to steer it to safety. :)
L'un peu gros "paquet brûlant de brindilles" (LE FAGOT BAISANT) dans Dieu damne le fauteuil roulant électrique que vous voyez est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (the fv¢k¡ñg F46607) in the gosh darn-diddly-arn electric wheelchair that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
The video ended rather abruptly because the MicroSD memory chip filled to capacity while the drone was still in flight.
* Cold weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 11°F (-11.7°C to 32°F (0°C) at flight time.
** Praying mantids (all insects actually) do not go poddy like most people do (by storing their wee-wee in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when their pissinary bladder is full -- the bugs wouldn't be able to flush the bog anyway); therefore there is really no such thing as praying mantis piddle. ;-)
Cool weather* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 01-06-19 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place in the airspace over the SE parking lot of the Arcadia Chevron located near the intersection of Arcadia Ave. and Olympic Hwy. S. in Shelton WA. USA at 10:22am on 01-06-19 (or,"2019-01-06T10:22" or, "2019 06 Jan." or even, "January 06, 2019" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly cloudy with light hail/ice pellets developing late into the flight, temperature was 41°F (5°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong doormouse uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "Lunatic Fringe" by Red Rider, "Who Let the Dog Out" by the Baha Men, "Cut The Midrange, Drop The Bass" by Cylob and the song, "R2-D2 (Lives in My Ass) by the Rochester NY. solo synth/electropunk comedy act Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) dans le fauteuil roulant électrique sacré que vous voyez est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of sticks" (THE FV¢K¡NG F46607) in the gosh darn-diddly-arn electric wheelchair that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
Cool weather* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 01-06-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place over the parking lot of the now-defunct Red Apple Grocery (currently a business known as Shelton Outfitters) near the intersection of Cascade Ave. and Olympic Hwy. S. in Shelton WA. USA at 7:56am on 01-06-19 (or,"2019-01-06T07:56" or, "2019 06 Jan." or even, "January 06, 2019" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy with periods of "lite**" to moderate showers, temperature was 41°F (5°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten chinchilla poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group Dekadence.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
That green flare that you see early into the flight was me irradiating the drone my gosh darn-diddly-arm Directly-Injected 5mW 505nm Bluish-Green ("mint green") Laser Pen.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de bâtons» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) dans le fauteuil roulant électrique sacré que vous voyez est le pilote - moi évidemment !! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of sticks" (THE FV¢K¡NG F46607) in the gosh darn-diddly-arn electric wheelchair that you see is the pilot -- me of course!}
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
** "lite" instead of "light" because...well I'll just let the scroll text of a PC computer demo program by the demo group TDM from 2010 do the talking here:
A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. LIGHT AND LITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
Cool weather* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 01-05-19 (1080p) (4).
Flight took place in the airspace over the 1720-block of Ridge Road in Shelton WA. USA at 2:57pm on 01-05-19 (or,"2019-01-05T14:57" or, "2019 05 Jan." or even, "January 05, 2019" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy with moderate rain developing approx. 9 minutes into the flight (forcing me to bring it in a bit prematurley), temperature was 46°F (7.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups Crionics and The Silents and the song, "Recursively Anatomically Correct" by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
That green flare that you see early into the flight was me irradiating the drone my gosh darn-diddly-arm Directly-Injected 5mW 505nm Bluish-Green ("mint green") Laser Pen.
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 5)
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