VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 3)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 3)
Last updated 02-12-19
This drone was destroyed before I was able to take any product photos; the soonest I can obtain a replacemnt is late-February 2019.
Cool weather* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-30-18 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place in the airspace over an vacant lot near the intersection of Summit Dr. and Ellinor Ave. in Shelton WA. USA at 8:28am on 12-30-18 (or, "2018-12-30T08:28" or, "2018 30 Dec." or even, "December 30, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were sunny and clear as a frickin bell, temperature was 37°F (2.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong walrus uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 6.80mph (10.95kph) at the surface with *SIGNIFICANTLY* higher sustained winds at flying altitudes.
The music that you hear is zax from the coin-op arcade video game Super Hang-On (the tune is titled, "Sprinter") by Sega from 1986.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
***NSFW*** Rain-abbreviated* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-29-18 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place in the airspace over the NW parking lot of the Quik-E-Mart (aka. Brad's Quick Stop) / Union 76 Gasoline Station located near the intersection of Cascade Ave. and Olympic Hwy N. (directly across Olympic Hwy. from Shelton Outfitters and directly across Cascade Ave. from Hillcrest Shell) in Shelton WA. USA at 8:37am on 12-29-18 (or, "2018-12-29T08:37" or, "2018 29 Dec." or even, "December 29, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy with light rain increasing to moderate rain as the flight progressed, temperature was 50°F (10°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten zebra tarantula piss** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were gusty from the SSEto 7.80mph (12.56kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "(EDM is) Not a Real Thing" and, "Bass Association" by the EDM group Far Too Loud.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
I added, "***NSFW***" (Not Safe For Work) to the title because the first song drops the F-bomb a couple of times.
That green "flare" that you see early into the flight was me irradiating the drone with my gosh darn-diddly-arm Directly-Injected 5mW 505nm Bluish-Green ("mint green") Laser Pen.
* Rain-abbreviated because the rain increased beyond what I'd consider comfortable for the drone and myself, so I brought it in well before LVC would have done so.
** Zebra tarantulas (all arachnids, actually) do not hit the head like most people do (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when the bladder is full -- the spider would have trouble flushing as well); therefore there is really no such thing as zebra tarantula piss. ;-)
Cool weather* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-28-18 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place in the airspace over an vacant lot near the intersection of Summit Dr. and Ellinor Ave. in Shelton WA. USA at 1:56pm on 12-28-18 (or, "2018-12-28T13:56" or, "2018 28 Dec." or even, "December 28, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy with light rain increasing to light/medium rain as the flight progressed, temperature was 43°F (6.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong rhinoceroius piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and somewhat gusty to 4.9mph (7.89kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the PC computer demo, "Second Reality" aka. "Unreal ][" by the Finnish pee-cee computer demo group Future Crew and the song, "R2-D2 (Lives in My Ass) by the Rochester NY. solo synth/electropunk comedy act Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining iridium, gallium, cadmium, sodium, iron, selenium, mercury, liquid neon, strontium, californium, gadolinium, calcium, unobtanium, solid fluorine, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet unknown) ;-)
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 50°F (10°C) at flight time.
Cool weather* twilight flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-27-18 (1080p) (3).
Flight took place in the airspace over the parking lot of the Four Square Church located near the intersection of Dearborn Ave. and Ridge Rd. in Shelton WA. USA at 4:37pm on 12-27-18 (or, "2018-12-27T16:35" or, "2018 27 Dec." or even, "December 27, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly cloudy, temperature was 43°F (6.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong porcupine pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is demo music from the German pee-cee computer program Synth Werk.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 50°F (10°C) at flight time.
Cool weather* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-27-18 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place in the airspace over an vacant lot near the intersection of Summit Dr. and Ellinor Ave. in Shelton WA. USA at 12:44pm on 12-27-18 (or, "2018-12-27T12:44" or, "2018 27 Dec." or even, "December 27, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mostly cloudy, temperature was 44°F (6.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong Weddel seal uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore 64 computer video game, "Hunter's Moon" by an unknown composer and zax called, "Nemesis the Warlock" by Rob Hubbard.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 50°F (10°C) at flite time.
Cool weather* flite** of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-27-18 (1080p) (1).
Flite took place in the airspace over an empty lot near the intersection of Ellinor Ave. and Olympic Hwy. N. in Shelton
WA. USA at 7:58am on 12-27-18 (or, "2018-12-27T07:58" or, "2018 27 Dec." or even, "December 27, Twenty
Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flite time were cloudy with lite** fog in the vicinity (visibility ~1 mile (1.61km); possibly IFR for
real pilots, VFR for R/C pilots), temperature was 35°F (1.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten damselfly
pi$$*** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are
actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "R2-D2 (Lives in My Ass) by the Rochester NY. solo synth/electropunk comedy
act Worm Quartet, zax from the pinball machine, "F-14 Tomcat" by Williams Electronics from 1987, and zax from the
Pee-Cee computer demo , "Verses" by the PC demo group Electromotive Force (EMF).
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles
you off.
That violet "flare" that you see early and again late into the flite was me irradiating the drone with my gosh
darn-diddly-arm Laser 301 Directly-Injected 405nm Violet Laser Pen.
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" this totally fictional, fake, phoney-bologna torpedoed song, sung to the tune of
the children's song, "The Itsy-Bitsy Spider" but with the following lyrics:
? The itsy-bitsy spider ?
? Went up the water spout. ?
? Down came the rain ?
? And flushed the spider out. ?
? Out came the sun and dried up all the rain ?
? So the brown recluse spider bit someone where there's pain! ?
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining iridium, gallium, cadmium, sodium, iron, selenium, mercury,
liquid neon, strontium, californium, gadolinium, calcium, unobtanium, solid fluorine, etc., you ain't gonna find em here
folks!
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet unknown) ;-)
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 50°F (10°C) at flite time.
** "flite" instead of "flight" and "lite" instead of "light" because...well I'll just let the scroll text of a PC computer demo
program by the demo group TDM from 2010 do the talking here:
[b]A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. LIGHT AND LITE. WHAT
IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?[/b]
*** Damselflies (all insectoids for that matter) do not have a wee like most people do (by storing their poddy in an
expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the head when the bladder is full -- damselflies would
not be able to flush the loo either); therefore there is really no such thing as damselfly pi$$. ;-)
Cool weather* Boxing Day flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-26-18 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place in the airspace over the 1020-block of Ellinor Ave. in Shelton WA. USA at 9:45am on 12-26-18 (or,
"2018-12-26T9:45" or, "2018 26 Dec." or even, "December 26, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy with light rain; increasing in intensity as the flight progressed (causing
me to terminate the flight a bit early), temperature was 39°F (3.9°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten seagull
urine** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are
actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 1.0mph (1.61kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "Heavy Metal" by Sammy Hagar and, "Heavy Metal -- Taking a Ride" by Don
Felder.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses
you off.
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining tin, ruthenium, platinum, liquid krypton, nitrium, perisium,
talgonite, calcium, hassium, fluorine, semi-molten iron, gaseous helium, polonium, pergium, etc., you ain't gonna find
em here folks! ;-)
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet unknown) ;-)
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 50°F (10°C) at flight time.
** Seagulls (all birds for that matter) do not go poddy like most mammals do (by storing their poddy in an expandable
sac and then ejecting it through the urethra when the bladder is full); therefore there is really no such thing as seagull
urine. ;-)
Cool weather* Christmas flights of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-25-18 (1080p) (3) (Different music).
Flights took place in the airspace over the campus of Bordeaux Elementary School near the intersection of University St. and Steven St. in Shelton, WA. USA at 12:45pm PDT on 12-45-18 (or, "2018-12-25T12:45" or, "2018 25 Dec." or even, "December 25, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
As with yesterday's flight, the school is on Christmas lockdown (sans pupils of course!) so no children were in harm's way.
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 43°F (3.3°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were dead clam at the surface.
The music that you hear is a bunch of songs by the German electronica group Kraftwerk.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
The duration (flight time) was increased because I brought two flight batteries with me; being a brushless motor drone I didn't need to wait 10+ minutes between battery changes so I was able to swap out batteries and relaunch immediately.
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 50°F (10°C) at flight time.
Cool weather* Christmas evening flights of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-25-18 (1080p) (2).
Flights took place in the airspace in front of several homes near Ellinor Ave. in Shelton WA. USA (specifically to shoot aerial video of fan-diddy-arn-tastic Christmas displays and lights) at 7:54pm on 12-25-18 (or, "2018-12-25T19:54" or, "2018 25 Dec." or even, "December 25, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 39°F (3.9°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten toucan piddle** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "Feliz Navidad" by Hozay Feliciano, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Gene Autry and, "Frosty the Snowman"also by Gene Autry.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining tin, ruthenium, platinum, liquid krypton, nitrium, perisium, talgonite, calcium, hassium, fluorine, semi-molten iron, gaseous helium, polonium, pergium, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks! ;-)
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet unknown) ;-)
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 50°F (10°C) at flight time.
** Toucans (all birds for that matter) do not go poddy like most mammals do (by storing their pee in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra when the bladder is full); therefore there is really no such thing as toucan piddle. ;-)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 3)
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