VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 12)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 12)
Last updated 05-03-19
***NSFYE*** Pre-sunrise flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-04-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:22am PST on 03-04-19 (or, "2019-03-04T06:22" or "2019 04 Mar." or even, "March 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 51°F (10.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten wolf spider piddle* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 3.70mph (5.96kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the metal group Slayer.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
I added, "***NSFYE***" (Not Safe For Your Ears) to the title because not everybody who comes to YouTube to watch R/C drone videos is a metalhead and would appreciate the surprise unwelcome earwhipping. :-)
I might be a headbanger but that doesn't mean that you have to be one as well to enjoy my flight videos. ;-)
* Wolf spiders (all arachnids, actually) do not take a leak like most people do (by storing their poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo or into a bottle when the bladder is full -- the spider would have trouble flushing as well); therefore there is really no such thing as wolf spider piddle. ;-)
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-03-19 (1080p) (9).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:31pm PST on 03-04-19 (or, "2019-03-04T17:31" or "2019 04 Mar." or even, "March 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 55°F (12.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong potbelly pig urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were out of the ESE to 3.80mph (6.12kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by Pink Floyd.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
That greenish-blue "flare" that you see several times during the flight was me waving the beam of my gosh darn-diddly-arn Directly-Injected 5mW 488nm Greenish-Blue ("cyan") Laser Pen at the drone -- I actually irradiated it several times.
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-03-19 (1080p) (8).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the grassy field adjacent to Bedrosian Tile and Marble located near W. Shaw Ave and N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:31pm PST on 03-04-19 (or, "2019-03-04T17:31" or "2019 04 Mar." or even, "March 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 55°F (12.8°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong potbelly pig urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were out of the ESE to 3.80mph (6.12kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are some chip tunes from various games & demo programs for the Commodore 64 computer.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-03-19 (1080p) (7).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the grassy field in front of Apex Granite Outlet located at 4708 N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:11pm PST on 03-04-19 (or, "2019-03-04T17:11" or "2019 04 Mar." or even, "March 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 60°F (15.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten praying mantis poddy* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were out of the ESE to 3.80mph (6.12kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the EDM group Far Too Loud and the song, "School's Out" by Gwar.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
I got relatively close to a group of ducks or geese in the grass; I directed the camera downward to image them.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Praying mantids (all insects actually) do not go to have a wee like most people do (by storing their piddle in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when their pissinary bladder is full -- the damn good-sized insect would not be able to flush the head anyway); therefore there is really no such thing as praying mantis poddy. ;-)
Windy day flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-03-19 (1080p) (4).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the grassy field adjacent to the Apex Granite Outlet located at 4708 N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 9:31am PST on 03-04-19 (or, "2019-03-04T09:31" or "2019 04 Mar." or even, "March 04, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 56°F (13.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten click beetle grub poddy* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the ESE and gusty to 10.00mph (16.10kph) at the surface with significantly higher extended gusts at altitude.
The music that you hear are several songs by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
* Click beetle grubs (larvae) (all insects actually) do not go to have a wee like most people do (by storing their uranation in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when their pissinary bladder is full -- the larval insect would not be able to flush the head anyway); therefore there is really no such thing as click beetle grub poddy. ;-)
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-03-19 (1080p) (3).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:33pm PST on 03-03-19 (or, "2019-03-03T18:33" or "2019 03 Mar." or even, "March 03, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
I made this flight specifically to attempt to capture the post-sunset sky coloration.
Weather conditions at flight time were partly cloudy, temperature was 61°F (16.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten groundhog poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs by the German electronica group Kraftwerk.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-03-19 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the side parking lot of a business under construction (the San Joaquin Meeting Room) across the street from Apex Granite Outlet located at 4708 N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 1:44pm PST on 03-03-19 (or, "2019-03-03T13:44" or "2019 03 Mar." or even, "March 03, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 65°F (18.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong squirrel poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 4.20mph (6.76kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are several songs by the Australian musical group Parralox.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Brief* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-03-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the side parking lot of Apex Granite Outlet located at 4708 N Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:27am PST on 03-03-19 (or, "2019-03-03T07:27" or "2019 03 Mar." or even, "March 03, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 54°F (12.2°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten armadillo micturition yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were generally clam at the surface.
The music that you hear are, "War is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws" by Exciter and, "You're Bird Stink's" by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
I got relatively close to a group of ducks or geese in the grass; I directed the camera downward to image them.
* Brief because some dillhole (that would be me!) forgot to start recording until well into the flight. :-O
Windy day flights of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-02-19 (1080p) (2).
Flights took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the field to the side of Bedrosian Tile and Marble located near W. Shaw Ave and N. Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 1:40pm PST on 03-02-19 (or, "2019-03-02T13:40" or "2019 02 Mar." or even, "March 02, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 54°F (12.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong caribou micturition yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and gusty to 18.5mph (29.79kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are a collection of random songs -- I simply selected songs willy-nilly from the subdirectory in which they reside.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 12)
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