VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 11)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 11)
Last updated 04-24-19
Windy day flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-02-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over a muddy field along Brawley Ave. directly across the street from the Wall*Mart located at 4080 W Shaw Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 8:22am PST on 03-02-19 (or, "2019-03-02T08:22" or "2019 02 Mar." or even, "March 02, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 54°F (12.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten snail pee* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable and gusty to 18.5mph (29.79kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "The Call of Ktulu" and, "Orion" by the metal group Metallica.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
While I was flying it, I "heard" this fictional, phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "Row Row Row Your Boat", which went like this:
? Fly fly fly my drone ?
? Fly it near and far! ?
? Merrily merrily merrily ?
? Fly into a magnetar! ?*
* Most everybody knows that quadcopters (or any other propeller-driven aircraft for that matter) can't fly in a vaccum but I needed to find a word that rhymed with, "far". ;-)
I would never condone the destruction of any multirotor (or heli or fixed-wing aircraft -- or *ANY* type of R/C or actual aircraft for that matter) by flying it toward a destructive source like a supergiant star, white dwarf star spewing verteron particles, blue giant star, neutron star, supernova, graviton ellipse (spatial anomaly 521), Wolf-Rayet star, Cepheid variable star, magnetar, binary or trinary stars, astral eddy, pulsar, quasar, black hole, etc.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
You might even get to see my new 'do! I got a much-needed haircut yesterday morning!!! :-)
The battery in my tablet went to pot approx six minutes in, so I continued flying strictly-dictly LOS until LVC brought the little guy in.
* Snails (all gastropods, actually) do not go poddy like most people do (by storing their piddle in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when the bladder is full -- the damn slimey little critter would not be able to flush the bog anyway); therefore there is really no such thing as snail pee. ;-)
***NSFW!!!*** Post-repair• flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-01-19 (1080p) (5).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:27pm PST on 03-01-19 (or, (or, "2019-03-01T19:27" or "2019 01 Mar." or even, "March 01, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 56°F (13.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten mountain goat micturition yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 2.90mph (4.67kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are a number of songs by the Rochester NY comedy synth electro-punk group Worm Quartet.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
I added, "***NSFW!!!***" (Not Safe For Work) because some of the songs have garbage mouth, poddy mouth, toliet tongue, sewer mouth, sewer chute, etc. (curse words) in them, and I'd hate to learn that you watching this video with your computer speakers accidentally turned up is what got you shitcanned from your job! :-O
That green "flare" that you see early into the flight was me waving the beam of my gosh darn-diddly-arn Directly-Injected 5mW 505nm Bluish-Green ("mint green") Laser Pen at the drone -- I actually irradiated it several times.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
• Post-repair because I want to see how the video looks after total prop replacement surgery.
As you can see, all's well that ends well!!! :-)
Brief• post-sunset flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-01-19 (1080p) (4).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:34pm PST on 03-01-19 (or, (or, "2019-03-01T18:34" or "2019 01 Mar." or even, "March 01, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 57°F (13.9°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong lion cub piddle yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 2.90mph (4.67kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "Pocket Calculator" and, "Numbers" by the German electronica group Kraftwerk.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it torques you off.
That green "flare" that you see early into the flight was me waving the beam of my gosh darn-diddly-arn Directly-Injected 5mW 505nm Bluish-Green ("mint green") Laser Pen at the drone -- I actually irradiated it several times.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
• Brief for the following reason: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME READY-WHIP WITH THAT JELLO?
Time to break out the spare props. :-)
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-01-19 (1080p) (3).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over a canal that runs from N. Marks Ave. to N . Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 3:54pm PST on 03-01-19 (or, (or, "2019-03-01T15:54" or "2019 01 Mar." or even, "March 01, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 61°F (16.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong hippopotamus poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 10.00mph (16.10kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "Fire Power", "The Pack Is Back", "Rock Dogs", "Restless Child" (this is the famous, "Westwood perspiration" song, hahaha), and, "Young Blood" by the NWOBHM group Raven (not Raven Symoan or however the F you spell the douchenoozle's name).
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
You might even get to see my new 'do! I got a much-needed haircut just before taking flight this morning!!! :-)
I had a scary moment toward the end of the flight; when it went to stage 2 LVC and did an auto-RTH, I had forgotten that I launched it from the canal -- I was in the cul-de-sac at 4504 N. Valentine Ave. and I helplessly watched it sail away beyond LOS; turning GPS off from the radio did bubkus -- however, after a few moments racing down the canal footpath with a blasted beeping radio controller in one hand and the wheelchair's joystick in the other I found it smack dab in the center of the footpath by the canal right where I launched it. :-)
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-01-19 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over a canal that runs from N. Marks Ave. to N . Marty Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 3:54pm PST on 03-01-19 (or, (or, "2019-03-01T15:54" or "2019 01 Mar." or even, "March 01, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
I flew it over the retention pond and back again following a "dare" from a YouTuber who left the "suggestion" in the comments of a recent flight.
I lost LOS of it before it was even ¾ of the way across; I let it go a bit farther (though not quite to the other side due to legal issues) and then used RTH to bring it back.
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 61°F (16.1°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong brown bear urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 10.00mph (16.10kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are a number of songs by the German synth group Monkey Zound.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
You might even get to see my new 'do! I got a much-needed haircut just before taking flight this morning!!! :-)
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 03-01-19 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over a mainly deserted parking lot behind Aaron's Furniture Store located at 3265 W Shaw Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 11:33am PST on 03-01-19 (or, (or, "2019-03-01T11:33" or "2019 01 Mar." or even, "March 01, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 59°F (15°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten Tanner crab poddy* yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 2.40mph (3.86kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "EURODISCO 'New Hi-NRG' (2012) retro italo disco 80's space synth dance NEW!" (as it is titled on YourTube), "Spacious Sweep" by Freedom, and, "Love Bites (So Do I)" by Halestorm.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
You might even get to see my new 'do! I got a much-needed haircut just before taking flight this morning!!! :-)
Early into the flight I realised that I had forgotten to perform the accelerometer calibration, so I landed, took care of that, and blasted right back off.
Part way into the flight, the WiFi hotspot from the drone inexplicably vanished; I continued flying strictly-dictly LOS.
During stage 1 LVC, I realised that the RTH was fuxxored (RTH would have brought it down in the traffic lanes of Shaw Ave.!), so I brought the drone in manually before it hit stage 2 LVC
* Crab (all crustaceans, actually) do not hit the head like most people do (by storing their wee in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the loo when the bladder is full -- the little sea critter would have some rather serious difficulty flushing the bog anyway); therefore there is really no such thing as Tanner crab poddy. ;-)
New today is my inclusion of five bad band names/album titles to the description of every drone video that I upload.
The first five (picked completely at random from a pool of 6,561 names that I've created since 2008) are:
Spayed Blue Whales
Neutered Polar Bears
Uranated Water Heater {note sp.}
Cub Poop
ATM Machine (Automatic Teller Machine Machine)
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 02-28-19 (1080p) (8).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 9:11pm PST on 02-28-19 (or, (or, "2019-02-28T21:11" or "2019 28 Feb." or even, "February 28, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 56°F (13.3°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong Kodiak bear cub pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 2.90mph (4.67kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are three Hi:NRG songs: "80s Hi-NRG, electronic Disco Music Composed And Played On Synthesizer Roland Gaia ,Yamaha Mox" (as it is titled on YouTube) by an unknown artiste, "Slice Me Nice" by Fancy, and, "JAPAN JAPAN MAX HI NRG & HIGH FREQUENCY" (again, as it is called on YouTube) again by an unknown artiste.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
Part way into the flight, the WiFi hotspot from the drone inexplicably vanished; I landed the drone, power-cycled it, and took off again. The procedure was peachy. :-)
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 02-28-19 (1080p) (7).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 7:07pm PST on 02-28-19 (or, (or, "2019-02-28T19:07" or "2019 28 Feb." or even, "February 28, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 62°F (16.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong humpback whale poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 4.30mph (6.92kph) at the surface with observed higher gusts aloft.
The music that you hear is zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Super Hang-On" (the song is titled, "Sprinter") by Sega from 1986.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it pisses you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Early into the flight I realised that I had forgotten to perform the accelerometer calibration, so I landed, took care of that, and blasted right back off.
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 02-28-19 (1080p) (6).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over 4504 N. Valentine Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 5:43pm PST on 02-28-19 (or, (or, "2019-02-28T17:43" or "2019 28 Feb." or even, "February 28, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 62°F (16.7°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong ringed seal uranation yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 4.30mph (6.92kph) at the surface with observed higher gusts aloft.
The music that you hear are the songs, "(EDM is) Not a Real Thing", "Faster than Light" and, "Warrior's Dance" by the EDM group Far Too Loud.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
L'un peu gros «paquet brûlant de brindilles» (LE FAGOT BAISANT) que vous y voyez dans le fauteuil roulant électrique baisant fait sauter avec les batteries mortes sacrées stupides est le pilote - moi évidemment! {The somewhat fat "burning bundle of twigs" (FV¢K!NG F46607) that you see in the blasted fv¢k¡ñg electric wheelchair with the stupid gosh darn-diddly-arn dead batteries in it is the pilot -- me of course!!}
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 11)
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